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simonitro at 12:35PM, Aug. 21, 2007

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Granted but it has leeches inside disguising as the black seeds that would jump on your neck and drink all the fluids that you have.

I wish my mean streak will increase more!

Enjoy… Las Vegas-y

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Rusty Knight at 1:37PM, Aug. 21, 2007

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Granted. Now you're so mean, you walk around singing this song NON STOP

I'm so mean, I had a dream of beatin' myself up. ‘Broke my nose, I broke my hand, I wrestled myself to the ground and then, I choked myself to death and broke the choke, and woke up. Aaaarrrrrrgh. I’m mean. You know what I mean. If you know what I mean, you'll know what I mean! I'm mean! Meaner than… , I sure am mean. Yeah, mean. I'm meaner than that. You know what I mean. I'm so damn mean! I'm mean!

I wish I could electrocute people… with my mind…

I'm Jon. You can call me Dr. Jon… but I prefer Jon since I'm not really a Doctor.

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Lord Shplane at 1:41PM, Aug. 21, 2007

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Granted! But you can only electrocute yourself with your mind.

I wish I my PSP had more memory.

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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nerdsareinvading at 1:57PM, Aug. 21, 2007

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granted,but since you went against my wish and some one died you shall feel the suffering
of all those you have hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i wish people would actually read my wishes a grant them according to ALL of the conditions…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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Lord Shplane at 3:58PM, Aug. 21, 2007

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Granted! No one reads your wishes. That was the wish, right?

I wish people would not put more than one line of punctuation.

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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nerdsareinvading at 4:46PM, Aug. 21, 2007

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i wish shplane didnt post in this forum…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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Lord Shplane at 4:49PM, Aug. 21, 2007

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Granted! I make every other post in all the other forums, eventually driving you insane from seeing me post so much.

I wish you would quit being such a baby.

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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nerdsareinvading at 4:55PM, Aug. 21, 2007

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…well seeing as how i am rather quite mature and you are the one wanting to molest strangers you meet on the internet…i am afraid i cannot comply…

i wish it wasnt so wrong to be right

(and this is the only forum i post in so i dont much care if you spam all the others…)

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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Lord Shplane at 4:58PM, Aug. 21, 2007

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Granted! Except it doesn't affect you, as you've never been right.

I wish the people on the internet knew how to use the shift key.

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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nerdsareinvading at 5:01PM, Aug. 21, 2007

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WhAt ShIfT kEy?

i wish shplane didnt whine somuch….

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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Lord Shplane at 5:05PM, Aug. 21, 2007

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Granted! You now whine all the time… wait.. you already did that.

And no, that wasn't a wish. Stop it. Now.

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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nerdsareinvading at 5:07PM, Aug. 21, 2007

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i wish shplane wasnt so obsessed with final fantasy that he wont even post a wish…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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Lord Shplane at 5:11PM, Aug. 21, 2007

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Feel free to delete all of this AQua.

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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nerdsareinvading at 5:13PM, Aug. 21, 2007

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i wish aqua would…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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Krensada at 2:59PM, Sept. 5, 2007

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Granted. He performs death defying tricks in a motorcycle cage.

I wish for a piece of broccoli.

Click on this banner…you know you want to!:

The bunny died upon entering my signature.

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yadiel at 7:40PM, Sept. 5, 2007

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Granted, What you didn't know is it was radioactive, now you look like your avatar, exept for the sword.

Wish I didn't have so much work to do this saturday.

<— by the way crits are more than welcome =D

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nerdsareinvading at 7:53PM, Sept. 5, 2007

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granted, you have so little work ou get bored and see what would happen if you soak in acid…you die…

i wish that i could do stuff….

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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Krensada at 9:10AM, Sept. 6, 2007

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Granted. You decide to count every piece of grass at the nearest park to you. Boy, that was a gigantic waste of time…

I wish my Ipod was fully functional, unable-to-be-stolen, indestructible and filled completely with songs that I really liked.

Click on this banner…you know you want to!:

The bunny died upon entering my signature.

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kitty17 at 12:15PM, Sept. 6, 2007

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Granted but you end up misplacing it somewhere in your room.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much… (I think I asked this before…meh…)

K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3

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Krensada at 12:35PM, Sept. 6, 2007

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Granted…but you never can come up with anything to not procrastinate on.

I wish for a working Wii, along with every game.

Click on this banner…you know you want to!:

The bunny died upon entering my signature.

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Slowbro at 12:55PM, Sept. 6, 2007

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Krensada
Granted…but you never can come up with anything to not procrastinate on.

I wish for a working Wii, along with every game.

Granted. The first game you stick in is Wii Sports. Unknown to you, the game is defective, upon realizing this, you franticly try to eject the disc, this however causes you Wii to break. D:
Then, out of frustration, you snap your copy of Excite Truck in half. This causes a sharp fragment of the disc to hit you in the eye. You are now half-blind.

I WISH I HAD AMAZING DRAWING SKILLS

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Rage Nakasa at 7:39PM, Sept. 6, 2007

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Granted, but your hands fall off.

I wish for better spriting skills.

I decree Boot to the head to all.

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Lord Shplane at 7:40PM, Sept. 6, 2007

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Granted, but sprite bashers pounce upon you like rabid hyenas and eat your delicious spriter flesh.

I wish eating people wasn't illegal, so that I could do it without hiding it from the police.

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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Rage Nakasa at 7:50PM, Sept. 6, 2007

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… Granted. Somebody eats you.

I wish I could use Auto CAD on my home computer.

I decree Boot to the head to all.

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Krensada at 9:00PM, Sept. 6, 2007

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Granted…you gain a pirated copy of Auto CAD…btu the internet police haul you off to federal prison where you face a fine of 25,000$ and five years in federal prison. while in there you share a cell with a guy named Bobo…and he likes your smile.

I wish I had a cup of coffee.

Click on this banner…you know you want to!:

The bunny died upon entering my signature.

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kitty17 at 11:06PM, Sept. 6, 2007

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Granted but upon drinking it, your tongue burns off.

I wish I had an xbox 360…

K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3

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confusedsoul at 8:13AM, Sept. 7, 2007

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Granted…you get an Xbox 360 which breaks a week after owning it. No refunds.

I wish chocolate was healthy.

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Slowbro at 9:15AM, Sept. 7, 2007

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Granted, but now, healthy stuff is the new chocolate. It is soon declared illegal by our government, which leads to bootleg stuff, life is unexpectedly hard on you, and you resort to selling apples. You unkowingly sell stuff on another guy's turf, which results in him shooting you. You take a bullet to the right lung, and die in the ambulence.
The murder is never solved and your grave lies, unavenged.

I wish I HAD TELEKINIESIS

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Rage Nakasa at 9:30AM, Sept. 7, 2007

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Slowbro
Granted, but now, healthy stuff is the new chocolate. It is soon declared illegal by our government, which leads to bootleg stuff, life is unexpectedly hard on you, and you resort to selling apples. You unkowingly sell stuff on another guy's turf, which results in him shooting you. You take a bullet to the right lung, and die in the ambulence.
The murder is never solved and your grave lies, unavenged.

Hey! No wish!… *slashes him in two* MY wish time!

I wish the last person made a wish. (before me killing him)

I decree Boot to the head to all.

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Slowbro at 9:48AM, Sept. 7, 2007

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lolgranted

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