“Ugh, where am I?” I thought as I looked around. I reconized the tranq that was used on me. I looked at my watch. I was awake 14 hours too early. That was good. And I was still in my true form! This place, if it was pizzatraz, it wasn't as guarded as everyone said it was. Must be because they weren't expecting me to wake up yet. Haha, their mistake. Poisons and tranqs never did have the desired effects on me.
I checked my equipment. The hidden compartment on my forearm hadn't been found. So I still had my beam saber. It was similar to Zero's, only mine was black, instead of green. All my squipment was black. I then checked my Shoulder compartment. My energy shield was still there as well. Haha, getting out of here was going to be easy.
I pulled out the shield and turned it on. I used it to cut my way out of the cell I was in. So easy. I then pulled out my sword with my other hand. They were sure to have heard the noise. It would have been easier to cut my way out of the window, but I decided I'd be nice, and exit through the front door. I watched as a few of the guards came running. Then I smiled evilly. Noone on the pizza side knew that my true form has supremely unmatchable speeds. Before the guards knew what happened, I was begind them, laughing maniacally as their heads fell off.
I started running at a normal, human pace down the nearest corridor. These idiots. Apparently, they had it set up so you could fing your way out, with maps all over the place. The first map I saw told me I was going in the right direction. I was surprised. There weren't very many guards to deal with. Sure, I had already killed 100 in the most gruesome way possible (how could you expect anything less? I've hated these guys my whole life!), but it just wasn't enough. There didn't seem enough guys to satisfy my true form's insatiable bloodlust.
Then I came to the exit. I was very happy, and it showed on my face in my supremely evil grin. There were about 200 guards guarding the entrance. Too bad Shard wasn't here. I wanted revenge, but I'm sure Zero would want it more once he found out the truth. I reaced up and pressed a button by my eye. My visor came down and closed over my entire face, except my eyes. The guards opened fire. I put up my sheild, and watched with growing dismay as about helf of the guards fell to their own bullets.
The other half were smart, they stopped firing. Too bad for them, it was their best way to get me. I charged in and killed them all. One of them was a true piece of work. He was the last one, and he begged me not to kill him. I couldn't fulfill his last request. I tore him apart, piece by gruesome peace. His guts were sprayed all over the wall. His body parts were flung up into the ceiling. Haha, I loved it a little too much. I was even singing “deck the halls with lots of guts, falalalala, lalalala” while I was doing it. It brought my kill count for the prison up to 310, and my total kill count up to 999 all together in my true form.
As soon as I left the prison, I set out to find Zero. Along the way, a pizzateer was unfortunate enough to become my 1000th kill. Eventually, I found Zero's hideout. “Hey, what the hell are you doing here?” he asked. “Simple, I've come to tell you the truth about that day” I answered. “I was there when Ceil was killed. I saw who did it. It was him. It was your brother. It was Shard!”