Me- “Hey, Beautiful! You give me a headache!”
Prospective date- “Can I get you a tylenol or something?
me- ”No. I just need to get a bigger pair of pants.“
That got me a good slap on the face. And this was a long while ago…
Never let drunk ”friends" dare you into doing anything.
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The worst pickup line you tried to use is....
Lonnehart
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Hah…
This outta be a funny thread.
But of course, I can't contribute.
And never will. ;_;
This outta be a funny thread.
But of course, I can't contribute.
And never will. ;_;
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“So, would you like to go see a movie sometime?”
I found one that works and I stick to it :C
I found one that works and I stick to it :C
Official DrunkDuck curmudgeon
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Ozoneocean
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anonymousposterchildThat's true
“So, would you like to go see a movie sometime?”
I found one that works
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seventy2
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wlould yooou lich choo danf?
(said while drunk)
hey how's it going?
that one just gets the disgusted look
(said while drunk)
hey how's it going?
that one just gets the disgusted look
facara
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I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
Running Anew an exercise blog.
I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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SarahN
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I'd like to see a guy try Moe Sizlack's pick-up line:
“Uhh you look pretty clean, mind if I have this dance?”
XD
“Uhh you look pretty clean, mind if I have this dance?”
XD
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Custard Trout
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'Uuuh. . . hey, are those nachos?'
Less of a pick up line and more me being an idiot. It worked though, because she thought it was a joke.
Less of a pick up line and more me being an idiot. It worked though, because she thought it was a joke.
Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.
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Eirikr
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I've never used a pickup line on a woman, because I'm pretty straightforward, but I did get one used on me in 8th grade. This is it essentially:
Slutty Girl-“Hey, I'll go to a movie with you if you give me your fries.”
Me-“Yeah, but if I give you my fries, and then you don't show up to the movie, I lose in this scenario.”
Slutty Girl-“…”
Slutty Girl-“Hey, I'll go to a movie with you if you give me your fries.”
Me-“Yeah, but if I give you my fries, and then you don't show up to the movie, I lose in this scenario.”
Slutty Girl-“…”
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“Marry me.”
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Ozoneocean
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AQua_ngThat works too.
“Marry me.”
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“Are you in heat”?
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“This is a love attack and I'm taking hostages!”
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I've never had a young woman refuse. I usually crashed and burned on the first date instead.
Now that I'm married I can't keep women away. Being a charming, polite and kind raconteur has its disadvantages.
Now that I'm married I can't keep women away. Being a charming, polite and kind raconteur has its disadvantages.
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“If you rent that, you have to let me watch it with you.”
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“Welcome to penis town, population…YOU!”
*point fingers at girl on the “you” for added effect*
*point fingers at girl on the “you” for added effect*
without buttcheecks, it's just a hole.
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TheMidge28
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I usually am the one who gets hit on.
My wife when we first met said, “ I can see the bottom of my glass. Can you take care of that for me?” Hour later…
she's singing John Mayer, “Your Body Is A Wonderland.”
My wife when we first met said, “ I can see the bottom of my glass. Can you take care of that for me?” Hour later…
she's singing John Mayer, “Your Body Is A Wonderland.”
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I usually am the one who gets hit on.
Same here. I can't keep them off me. Its like cats.
The less attention you give them, the better your lap looks.
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I've never hit on anyone and never been hit upon – but these are fun to read anyway. :)
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You know how men buy fancy cars as compensation? I don't even own a car.
At least it made her laugh. :)
-W
At least it made her laugh. :)
-W
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dueeast
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“You are the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen.”
It earned a polite smile but looking back, I feel like the quote the villain from The Incredibles: “lame, lame, lame, lams, LAME!” lol!
So glad I'm married now. B)
It earned a polite smile but looking back, I feel like the quote the villain from The Incredibles: “lame, lame, lame, lams, LAME!” lol!
So glad I'm married now. B)
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Red Slayer
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“Hey girl! Want some candy?”
I disappeared for a couple of weeks after that.
I disappeared for a couple of weeks after that.
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Red Slayer
“Hey girl! Want some candy?”
I disappeared for a couple of weeks after that.
Does this smell like chloroform to you?
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Eirikr
I've never used a pickup line on a woman, because I'm pretty straightforward, but I did get one used on me in 8th grade. This is it essentially:
Slutty Girl-“Hey, I'll go to a movie with you if you give me your fries.”
Me-“Yeah, but if I give you my fries, and then you don't show up to the movie, I lose in this scenario.”
Slutty Girl-“…”
FRY WHORE!
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Katch
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i've never used a pick up line and no one's ever used one on me XD
I'm pretty sure that since it takes some time to even figure out gender with me…yeah, never will happen XD
but anyhow, my favorite~ anti-pick up lines XD
“Hey baby, what's your sign?”
response: “ do not enter”
=D
I'm pretty sure that since it takes some time to even figure out gender with me…yeah, never will happen XD
but anyhow, my favorite~ anti-pick up lines XD
“Hey baby, what's your sign?”
response: “ do not enter”
=D
Something goes here
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“I miss my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?”
…and yes, it worked.
…and yes, it worked.
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well … this one is the one my mum used to pick up my dad at a club back when my dad acctually had hair on his head it´s really strange but oddly enought it worked!
mum:“hey, how tall are you?”
Dad:“1,80 Cm. why do you ask?”
mum: “great because my bed is only 185 Cm long.”
and then they had my brother and got married YAAAY
mum:“hey, how tall are you?”
Dad:“1,80 Cm. why do you ask?”
mum: “great because my bed is only 185 Cm long.”
and then they had my brother and got married YAAAY
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I have never used a pickup line, although I am excellent at rejecting.
This year, school's full of BS!!!
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Katch
but anyhow, my favorite~ anti-pick up lines XD
“Hey baby, what's your sign?”
=D
do people still use that?
how about this one?
are those space pants you're wearing? cause your body is out of this world.
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Ah, I've never used one…but I heard this little interesting pick-up line from a source I can't really recall. I just remember it, because…yeah…
“I like my women like I like my coffee…ground up and in my freezer. What about you?”
“I like my women like I like my coffee…ground up and in my freezer. What about you?”
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One that worked
“I know you have a boyfriend, but I'd really like to kiss you sometime.”
One that did not work that night, but worked later on:
“Do you want to sleep with me?”
“Uh know”
“Cool, let me know if you change your mind”
a few months late she did.
“I know you have a boyfriend, but I'd really like to kiss you sometime.”
One that did not work that night, but worked later on:
“Do you want to sleep with me?”
“Uh know”
“Cool, let me know if you change your mind”
a few months late she did.
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