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Urine on Toiletseats. why? WHY?!?!
Catastrophoria at 3:46PM, May 12, 2010
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I am thoroughly convinced that among human males at least 1 out of 5 do not know the proper way to relieve their bladder. Every time I go to the bathroom and peer into the stalls, my first reaction is to check for the urine droplets on the seat. Sometimes it's droplets but most of times it's a freaking oxbow lake. I am confounded as to how one could so completely miss the mark, not to mention the fact they don't even bother raising the toilet seat. Why would they do this? Can anyone provide an answer for this amazingly retarded and socially apathetic behavior?
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I Am The 1337 Master at 4:01PM, May 12, 2010
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some people just don't care. it's gross for many but that's our opinion.

still don't like sitting in piss.
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Lonnehart at 4:17PM, May 12, 2010
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I've seen worse. Like crappy graffiti on walls. LITERALLY CRAPPY graffiti…

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kyupol at 4:23PM, May 12, 2010
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Its cuz they overestimate the size of their sword.

Move closer. It ain't that big. :)
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Chernobog at 9:10PM, May 12, 2010
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Yeah, it's annoying. Must be sooo hard to lift that seat up.

Still, as a school custodian, I'm going to say this.
The girls aren't saints either.
 
 
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kyupol at 9:21PM, May 12, 2010
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Yeah, it's annoying. Must be sooo hard to lift that seat up.

Still, as a school custodian, I'm going to say this.
The girls aren't saints either.

Tell the ladies to please remain seated throughout the entire performance. :)
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Skullbie at 11:34PM, May 12, 2010
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Chernobog
Yeah, it's annoying. Must be sooo hard to lift that seat up.

Still, as a school custodian, I'm going to say this.
The girls aren't saints either.

Tell the ladies to please remain seated throughout the entire performance. :)
A horrible cycle. Girls squat and miss the mark–then hastily wipe it up with no cleaner. Other girls know this and squat too- because they don't want taint on their taint.

I hate pubes on the seats too. You gotta fuckin…get closer and blow it away. And even then you sit with a wider area in the desinated non-pube zone.
 
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ozoneocean at 1:14AM, May 13, 2010
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This thread is hilarious.

I lift the seat. With my foot. >_<

Never go for a sit down on a public toilet if I can help it. And if I do, which is amazingly super rare, I'll use toilet paper to wipe the seat first.- Even so I usually only go to one of the better toilets in an art gallery, expensive store or something though.
 
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Dave Mire at 1:38AM, May 13, 2010
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It's called Backsplash. You're not pissing ON the seat but the splash coming up out of the bowl gets on everything. seat,handle,floor…
Like at a urinal,you're basically pissing against a wall so the splash gets on your unit, your hands, and your clothes.
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ozoneocean at 1:42AM, May 13, 2010
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Lol!
It's all in the technique man. :)
If you do it right there's almost no splash, and what there is doesn't go anywhere near the seat.

You get it on your dick when using a urinal? You're doing it wrong.
 
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humorman at 1:51AM, May 13, 2010
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Sometimes I pee on the seat on purpose, and sometimes when I poop, I miss the bowl entirely, but that's by accident.

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Ironscarf at 1:52AM, May 13, 2010
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I assess a lot of buildings and speak to a lot of caretakers. If you knew what some peoples standard practises were, you would never, ever enter one of those cubicles!
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Dave Mire at 1:54AM, May 13, 2010
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i guess the only real sanitary way to urinate is on a bush.

(no childish puns or innuendo please.)
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ParkerFarker at 3:33AM, May 13, 2010
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heheheh, sometimes when I'm pissing at a urinal and there's no one else in the bathroom, I piss on aaaalll of the urinal wall. So fun. And I make sure not to miss or anything, I don't wanna be gross.

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Kroatz at 6:49AM, May 13, 2010
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I usually just carry my private toilet around in my backpack. It's way cleaner!
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Product Placement at 7:34AM, May 13, 2010
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I usually just carry my private toilet around in my backpack. It's way cleaner!
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Catastrophoria at 8:44AM, May 13, 2010
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ozoneocean
It's all in the technique man. :)
If you do it right there's almost no splash, and what there is doesn't go anywhere near the seat.

This is true.

Don't directly aim for the water when using a toilet, that creates the worst backsplash.

I find using the curved wall of the bowl to direct your stream into the water the best method. As for urinals, aim down.
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PIT_FACE at 9:10AM, May 13, 2010
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when i pee, it's completely outa control!
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alwinbot at 12:58PM, May 13, 2010
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PIT_FACE
when i pee, it's completely outa control!
You ladies gotta keep it in your pants.
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Dave Mire at 3:37PM, May 13, 2010
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You ladies gotta keep it in your pants.

Now,now, you don't want to piss anybody off.

(pun intended)
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GracehFaceh at 4:29PM, May 13, 2010
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PIT_FACE
when i pee, it's completely outa control!
You ladies gotta keep it in your pants.

But it's so hard.
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Kroatz at 4:31PM, May 13, 2010
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I usually just carry my private toilet around in my backpack. It's way cleaner!
Hector? Is that you?



HECTOR STOLE MY IDEA!
And I trusted him…
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alwinbot at 5:24PM, May 13, 2010
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Kroatz
I usually just carry my private toilet around in my backpack. It's way cleaner!
Hector? Is that you?



HECTOR STOLE MY IDEA!
And I trusted him…
I love how he wanted to bejewel it.
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JustNoPoint at 5:45PM, May 13, 2010
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alwinbot
PIT_FACE
when i pee, it's completely outa control!
You ladies gotta keep it in your pants.

But it's so hard.
O_O
*passes out
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PIT_FACE at 5:49PM, May 13, 2010
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GracehFaceh
alwinbot
PIT_FACE
when i pee, it's completely outa control!
You ladies gotta keep it in your pants.

But it's so hard.
O_O
*passes out

(high fives GracehFaceh) ;)
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I Am The 1337 Master at 5:51PM, May 13, 2010
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ozone's right about this.


Anyone notice that this thread is next to the “Warm Fuzzy Feeling” one?


kyupol
Tell the ladies to please remain seated throughout the entire performance.
I think ^that's hilarious.
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Hakoshen at 7:10PM, May 13, 2010
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Catastrophoria
I am thoroughly convinced that among human males at least 1 out of 5 do not know the proper way to relieve their bladder. Every time I go to the bathroom and peer into the stalls, my first reaction is to check for the urine droplets on the seat. Sometimes it's droplets but most of times it's a freaking oxbow lake. I am confounded as to how one could so completely miss the mark, not to mention the fact they don't even bother raising the toilet seat. Why would they do this? Can anyone provide an answer for this amazingly retarded and socially apathetic behavior?


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Byth1 at 8:16PM, May 13, 2010
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Catastrophoria
Every time I go to the bathroom and peer into the stalls, my first reaction is to check for the urine droplets on the seat. Sometimes it's droplets but most of times it's a freaking oxbow lake.

Alot of people don't know this but peein' on the seat is code for…Ah, I dunno. Some people are just nasty, there I said it!
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Orin J Master at 9:15PM, May 13, 2010
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man, public toilets are for when you're high, drunk, or desperate. what are you expecting when you're sharing a lavatory with every druggie, wino, and grad student aline?
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alwinbot at 9:53PM, May 13, 2010
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man, public toilets are for when you're high, drunk, or desperate.
When else are you going to go to the restroom?
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