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What is a woman's most beautiful feature?
Terminal at 5:20PM, Sept. 23, 2007
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The bulge.

Oh wait…
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ozoneocean at 5:24PM, Sept. 23, 2007
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Ha-ha fa…
Naw. stepping back from homoerotic misdirection, actually women's bluges all over… nice ooooOO. o_o Jeebus this thread is pervy.
 
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Terminal at 5:27PM, Sept. 23, 2007
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o_o Jeebus this thread is pervy.

Says the creator of the most pervy thread on the duck.
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TheMidge28 at 6:10PM, Sept. 23, 2007
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OO, Terminal has a point.

trying to step away from the fire you flamed…

but I digress….

Boobs and eyes for me and no to the mutating conjoining of eyes to boobs, as OO aluded with his Ocular Bum Monster!

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ozoneocean at 6:50PM, Sept. 23, 2007
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Wankers!

Ok Midge… No joining eyes and boobs, but I have your dreamgal right HERE:
She has boobs without eyes, on her Bum! Which has eyes in it! R U horni yet?
 
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Insanity at 6:54PM, Sept. 23, 2007
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What about a MAN's most beautiful feature?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
ugh… ah… The bum? … :(

WHAT ABOUT THE BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT IS SEXISM TO SAY THAT WOMEN HAVE BETTER BOOBS THAN MEN!!!


Moobs are the most disgusting thing. EVER.

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.
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TheMidge28 at 6:59PM, Sept. 23, 2007
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Wankers!

Ok Midge… No joining eyes and boobs, but I have your dreamgal right HERE:
She has boobs without eyes, on her Bum! Which has eyes in it! R U horni yet?

Nah…I like the proper placement of said jubblies…plus all her pieces parts where they ought to be.

and she has to be thick too.

not fat and not skinny…
the way girls are all skinny now a days remind me of Pez dispensers!

Pop their head back and a vertabrae shoots out!
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Red Slayer at 8:07PM, Sept. 23, 2007
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Wankers!

Ok Midge… No joining eyes and boobs, but I have your dreamgal right HERE:
She has boobs without eyes, on her Bum! Which has eyes in it! R U horni yet?
Onanist.
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ozoneocean at 8:16PM, Sept. 23, 2007
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Fappophile!
 
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Bekefel at 11:21PM, Sept. 23, 2007
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Wingnut is the god of comedy. Screw women, I want him. D:



Just kidding. Although I do get lost in those big…green…eyes. :)
Terminal
The bulge.

Oh wait…

Dare I post our favourite comment Termy? No, no I don't.
Please, please, you give me too little credit.
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subcultured at 6:56AM, Sept. 24, 2007
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hahaha
i think you guys just drove all the women on DD out the door
J
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polo at 7:28AM, Sept. 24, 2007
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I love this thread. It's just an excuse to look at women as objects.

And Wing, con is short for conference? I thought it was, like, short for Decepticon or something.

How dare you buddy!? Women are not objects… just sex tools!


Just kidding…it was bad joke anyway!
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MagickLorelai at 9:14AM, Sept. 24, 2007
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I'm straight, but if I were to choose a feature of a woman that's most attractive, it's a toss up between eyes(I find eyes fascinating regardless of gender) and mind. The mind encompasses sense of humor, wit, and personality.

If I were to describe what I like best on men, to keep this thread from remaining sexist, I'd have to say it's probably the eyes, or mind. XD Okay, well, in THIS case, it's because 1) Like I said, I'm obsessed with eyes, I swear, and 2) guys with awful personalities have totally killed my libido for the next 20 years, I swear. Guys who might be “attractive” don't even catch my attention unless they prove they're not a sheepman, and say something highly intelligent or unique. Or, demonstrate that they've got a really decent personality- at least, someone I can get along with.

Seriously, guys. I don't know a lot of women who find the “pants hanging off the ass and boxers exposed” look attractive. Stop doing it.

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carly_mizzou at 9:26AM, Sept. 24, 2007
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MagickLorelai
Seriously, guys. I don't know a lot of women who find the “pants hanging off the ass and boxers exposed” look attractive. Stop doing it.

Praise Jesus! (or your savior of choice) AMEN Sistah Lorelai!

I think this thread is the greatest!
M'kay favorite part onna guy for me? Hip bones, kinda. Like on a guys stomach right below the belly button….*shudders* so i guess the abs too!

and enough with the “her mind” stuff or whatever. It's a given that a hottie with no substance isn't much fun. bah!
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bryan at 10:09AM, Sept. 24, 2007
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Hips…


Sorry, but that's all I got. I like hips.



STOP JUDGING ME! :(
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polo at 10:41AM, Sept. 24, 2007
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I must say that the mind is a terrible thing to waste, but so is a phat ass!
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Bekefel at 10:45AM, Sept. 24, 2007
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Seriously, guys. I don't know a lot of women who find the “pants hanging off the ass and boxers exposed” look attractive. Stop doing it.

Why some people do that is beyond me, it just looks they can't afford a belt! :)

And I hear that its against the law in some places too. Ho ho ho.
Please, please, you give me too little credit.
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ozoneocean at 11:07AM, Sept. 24, 2007
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Yeah, donkey's shouldn't wear clothes anyway. Whatever…

Hmm, I wonder though, are there any guys here that actually dress like that? I'm sure there are. I've seen jeans especially designed to go with that look with bizarrely designed, extra low, hanging crotches, pockets halfway down the buttocks and onto the lower thighs. It's a strange fashion, it really is because it's made to look like the clothes aren't being worn correctly, when in actual fact that is precisely how they're designed to be worn. But there is a bit of a positive in it, because even though it looks pretty universally silly, it's great that males are actually going with a strange fashion for once because male choices in fashion are pretty facisitically conservative really.

Another male fashion I never liked were the extra long shorts. The problem was that they were (and are) worn with very long T-shirts that hang un-tucked. The effect that it produces is that it makes the men wearing that get up look extremely fat, short, with an ape-like extra long torso, and ape-like tiny little, stumpy legs. No matter how fat, tall, short, or thin the guy is, he looks like an fat ape-man. And it's a look that Australians are quite fond of on the weekends…

Back to chicks though. The “whale-tail” is something I like… -G-string above the jeans. ^_^
But that's thought of as being pretty uncouth by some. :(
 
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AQua_ng at 11:20AM, Sept. 24, 2007
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Back to chicks though. The “whale-tail” is something I like… -G-string above the jeans. ^_^
But that's thought of as being pretty uncouth by some. :(

Eurgh, I hate them. Gives them them the image of a cum-gargling whoremonger.

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Bekefel at 11:29AM, Sept. 24, 2007
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Back to chicks though. The “whale-tail” is something I like… -G-string above the jeans. ^_^
But that's thought of as being pretty uncouth by some. :(

Eurgh, I hate them. Gives them them the image of a cum-gargling whoremonger.

Completely agree. I really hate that.
Please, please, you give me too little credit.
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ozoneocean at 11:37AM, Sept. 24, 2007
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Gives them them the image of a cum-gargling whoremonger.
Precisely the appeal I'd have thought! :)

…“whoremonger” sort of means “pimp” actually… hahaha!
 
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AQua_ng at 11:41AM, Sept. 24, 2007
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Well, you see, with their intelligence, they need a leader who can pool their resources, like scrunchies, I don't know. And the Alpha Dog, so to speak, must have the most experience in the…service.

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polo at 12:07PM, Sept. 24, 2007
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I don't like a woman with no ass at all! Her back is so flat you can draw on it…i need a new drawing board though. Hopefully i want get cut on it!
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ozoneocean at 12:16PM, Sept. 24, 2007
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…Alpha Dog…
Heh, nice save ^_^
carly_mizzou
M'kay favorite part onna guy for me? Hip bones, kinda. Like on a guys stomach right below the belly button….*shudders* so i guess the abs too!
I didn't see this post before… Hip bones oh a guy? That's a unique one! -(as a preference, from my experience). I have sharp ones and they tend to chafe quite painfully on occasion. Abs though, How many guys here have abs? I don't. Almost, but not quite… No blub, but not much muscle either. It'd be a nice thing to have though, they do look good.
carly_mizzou
and enough with the “her mind” stuff or whatever. It's a given that a hottie with no substance isn't much fun. bah!
Yes! Yes! Yes! I agree. ^_^
 
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DigitalCAPS at 1:05PM, Sept. 24, 2007
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The eyes not only reflect the beauty of a woman, but you can reach deep into her soul through their passages, delving far into who she is and what she truly desires. They also make great dart slingers if she hates you.
Keep the Vision,
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mlai at 2:57PM, Sept. 24, 2007
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My dad says that but I always called it an old wife's tale. You can't really see anything in the eyes. It's just a rigid ball with muscles that controls its direction and controls how much light filters thru the lens.

But don't worry, CAPS. My dad is a good person to agree with. He's like Rambo.

FIGHT current chapter: Filling In The Gaps
FIGHT_2 current chapter: Light Years of Gold
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Jimeth at 3:58PM, Sept. 24, 2007
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As long as she isn't really overweight, I think a woman's beautiful if they have a beautiful shape of face. You can change hair, put on different clothes, but true beauty lies in the face, I reckon. You can't do anything about that. Without surgery >.>
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MagickLorelai at 5:27PM, Sept. 24, 2007
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As long as she isn't really overweight, I think a woman's beautiful if they have a beautiful shape of face. You can change hair, put on different clothes, but true beauty lies in the face, I reckon. You can't do anything about that. Without surgery >.>

Fat chicks can't be beautiful? Awww. I guess I should just go hide indoors, then. :3

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worstcase at 6:30PM, Sept. 24, 2007
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im straight, but the most beautiful feature of anybody(in my opinion) is the hands and face. Hands…love really big hands on a guy. and eyes are important too.
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simonitro at 10:28PM, Sept. 24, 2007
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Well, I have to say all. Yes, all of her features are beautiful!

Like, look at women, in general. Each part of her body is beautiful from her the tiniest hair on her head to her tiny toe nail. Women's body look so artistic from all point of views.

That's why we see gorgeous paintings and drawings with women inside them to make it look amazing.

I, also, see fat women look adorable too. So, it doesn't matter whether she's skinny, fit, or fat. She will always be beautiful in my eyes. :p

Lik a recent line I placed on BLTR, “Beauty was defined when my eyes and feelings surrender upon you!”


Enjoy… Las Vegas-y
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