Claire: *starts laughing uninentionally* From male to bombshell, to mucky pup! Good luck trying to convince DN into that one! *snickers still* What effect would other pills include?

Doc:Well as your aware there's the pill that switches his gender, this one and the next pill will mess with a vampire's abiliy to transform.
Claire:what good will that do?
Doc:I have no idea I just want to see all what he'll transform into.perhaps I'll include some options from my potion set; and best of all, like my set, you can mix and match the combonations of 'Pire Pills making the possibilites very numerous.

Pico:*smiles*im fine Jasmine thanks for asking

Jasmine: I take it your ready for my experiment?

Claire: Sounds nice and everything, but yanno, there's more than a few
issues I can see with those pills. For starters, the ones that turn you
into a child. Sounds like a perfect excuse for pedophiles to get away
with their crimes. She was twenty when she agreed ‘n’ stuff. Not to mention millions of people pussing out from their duty to pay taxes, etc. Just a thought, should that stuff get to come to the wide public.

pico:…*sweatdrops*ready is such a strong word more like willing

Doc:well the pills are tecnically for the vapmires. But I see your point you make reguardless. That's why they are Zot exclusives ment for the responcible staff members only. Also the potions only activate for couples only, so both must drink it. meaning if one were to use it for those kind of “acts” such as rape or cheating it will not work. Its a very complex potion to make but worhtwhile. By taking the sample box you agree to the what happens in “Zot stays in Zot clause” meaning everything that happens here stayes here.
Claire:and if they don't follow?
Doc:you really don't want to know those concequences.
*walking down the hall with pico to Mia's room*
Jasmine:very well first a question how would you like it to proceed?an hour a day,or all at once?

pico:…i dont think all at once will do it id probably die from blushing to hard*sweatdrops*

Claire: And how does that couples only-whatever-effect function? How do the potions know this one certain couple drank it together and nobody else? For the sakes of the land o'milk and honey, I could only imagine it done by magic, and, ‘scuse me, ya don’t really seem like a mage.

Doc:its really complicated, but I'll try to explain it. Each vial of my work has a set of chemicals that reads a it reads a person's history from day one to now and what they have all done. The process takes a matter of seconds,will confirm their status of a realtionship, and how dedicated/committed one person is to the other. That way its won't be wasted on those temporary couples that break up and hook up with another peron evey other week, or deliquents looking to take advantage of others. That's why I intend it for older responciabe couples only.
*now over in front Mia's room*
Jasmine: I understand an hour a day. and master just so you know you have the option of making yourself as comfy as we are as the process goes.

pico:understood lets just get this over with

Claire: Intelligent chemicals, eh? Just as I thought intelligent robots were bad enough…
Doc: Are you afraid of intelligent robots?
Claire: You're not?
Doc: Why would I?
Claire: Well you got your crazy-ass powers. But what about me? Or anyone else who can be considered more or less normal (as weird as it may sound)? … Let's just say I won't turn my back on any of these willingly. There's got to be at least some truth to all these sci-fi robo-apocalyptic movies.

Doc:well machinces are indeed comlpex nd can even be designed smarter than we are. however so long as they are made to follow Asmov's laws of Robotics they should be fine. Perhaps one day they will grow beyond that and can be trusted making their own decisions as we humans do, but that technology won't be around for at least another hundred years.
Claire:well what about Frank?
Doc:Ninja Cyborg. doesn't count.
*elsewhere*
Mia:pico!*hugs him as he opens the door. wearing her one of her more casual attires*how are you doing?

pico:*smiles*(god im a lucky guy er i mean fox)im fine so how are we gonna do this?

Jasmine:*shuts and locks the door*well master do you see what we are wearing right now?
Pico: I do.
Jasmine:Well, for one hour a day, in this room, we will remove one thing from our outfits, revealing ourselves a little more day by day until nothing is left. at that point you should be alright with having been exopsed little at a time to us. and as I said before you also have an option to join us in the process.

Claire: Ahh yes, and then there's cyborgs… Heh. Well, it was sure as balls fun to talk to you, doc. Sorry again for… my choice of words earlier. Seeya.

pico:*eyes went wide* oh well ok then

Doc:again, you are forgiven and please keep it on the DL about what I plan on doing to DN.
Claire:sure thing.
Doc:and Claire, if you ever need anything else just come by. I'm always willing to talk and help others.
*in Mia's locked room*
Jasmine: Very well, master the hour will begin right*snaps her fingers and her shoes dematerialize*now.
Mia:*kicks off her shoes and sits by pico* So, we have an hour to kill…what do you want to do in th meanwhile, Pico?
Jasmine:*sits on the other side of him* yes master I'm curious to know…

pico:idk what is their to do in a locked room?

Mia:Well…you up for a game of Mario Kart?
Pico:*picks up a controler*sure.
Jasmine:…? I do not belive I have ever heard of this game.
Mia:well…*one explaation to a simple Ninteno game later* and that's all there is to it.
Jasmine:Understood, shall we play then?
Mia:*turns on the console* Let's begin…

*pico picks mario mia picks peach and jasmine picks daisy* 3…2..1 GO!

* the 3 take off from the starting point on luigi's circut the 1st place holder changes freqiently until they hit the Final lap With Mia in 1st pico in 2nd and Jasmine dead last*
Jasmine:it seems I'm not doing so well here…
Mia:don't worry Jasmine its not too late to come in first. All you have to do is get past me and Pico.

pico:*notices how jasmine plays and realise* jasmine quick run over that question mark*she did what she was told and got the 3 koopa shell shooter* now press the shoot button when ready*by that time she already went to 6th place*

Jasmine:*fires off shells with great percision hetting her targets and hitting another Mystery block getting the lightining power up going into 4th* I wonder what this does…*activates it shrinking the other racers and crossing the finishline in 1st*…I won!

pico:*smiles* heh good job

*an hour passes with ease thanks to the game and by that point Jasmine unlocks the door*
Jasmine: alright that's a wrap. day one over. Master how are you feeling?

pico:*looks confused*er..fine i guess

Jasmine:excellent. then you were comfterable between Mia and I on the couch the whole time.
Pico: prety much.
Jasmine:Thenwe'll proceed with tomorrow's testing. until then*remateralizes her foorwear* have fun.*vanishes into pico's room*

pico:*blinks sevral times* that was weird…wait what does she do in my room anyway?

Mia:why not ask her?
Pico:*pulls up his comm link*Um Jasmine do you think you cantell me what you do in my room all day?
Jasmine:*reapears*Silly master, I keep evrything tidy and analyze things. I make sure it looks presentable should you have company aside from Mia over. I even take the time to learn new recipies using the computer.