do pushups

Construct coconut bra.

(freux, with only one half of a coconut, a bra would not work… unless you only had one boob…but its a guy…)

configure cellphone wires so that the grate works as an extended antenna, also touching other potential metal innerds of the building, thus making the building into one huge ass antenna…

You decide you've been looking rather pudgy lately and feel like a few pro-style push-ups. Of course, you can never expect to gain any muscle mass in such a short amount of time, seeing as how this isn't “Rocky.”

nerdsareinvading
configure cellphone wires so that the grate works as an extended antenna, also touching other potential metal innerds of the building, thus making the building into one huge ass antenna…

Using your hulking man-muscles you attempt to rip the cell phone open, aiming to get at it's steely, electrical innards of which you seek.

Success! However, you are displeased to find that the entire phone is filled with sand and nothing more. That explains the chaffing.

Think to yourself: what would McGyver do?

Dig.

put the coconut half up your shirt and pretend to be a one-lopsided-boobed lady and go knock on the front door - HARD.

Wait until the guy you knocked out regains conciousness and then ask him ‘what the fuck is going on?’. He won't be out for that long, it was only half a coconut.

P.S. I love this game. is this what a pen and paper rpg is that you mentioned in that beautiful colour strip you did before? I love this because it reminds me of lost, and i know that recently you (allan) have joined the lost junkies club.

On your way back to the door you notice a large crate floating
ashore.

make a treehouse, like the one from Robinson Crusoe, that would be awesome




then rock out

stealth_sheep
Think to yourself: what would McGyver do?

You begin to cry as you realize that Macgyver would probably just call his Agent and tell him to cancel the TV-Shoot.

AQua_ng
Dig.

Using all your muscles, you begin to dig in a random place in the dirt.

Realizing this is stupid, you build a sand castle instead–one with a little moat and a stick for a flag! Wow!

However, this moat reminds you of your current situation, and you begin to cry.

Maulgryve
put the coconut half up your shirt and pretend to be a one-lopsided-boobed lady and go knock on the front door - HARD.

You're not even sure you're wearing a shirt?

Werewolf Accountant
make a treehouse

Rather than just sit around and wait for impossibilities to happen, you take all your contraction expertise and set to work at building the best damn tree house you can… in the best damn tree you can find!

Your mood is offset when you realize you suck at building, and you only have 1/2 a coconut, and a sand-filled cell phone.

Recall where stick was found.

Throw rock at door handle in attempt to break it.

AQua_ng
Recall where stick was found.

You recall your incandescent youth, whenst you would marvel at the incandescent beauty of trees.

You then remember seeing a stick wash up on a shore.

Eirikr
Throw rock at door handle in attempt to break it.

You gather the rock you had been secretly keeping in your mouth for all this time and prepare yourself for knocking this handle off this door… and knocking it hard.

*WATHAMPH!*

Success! You knock the handle clear off the door knob and the other pieces make a soft metal clank inside the building. Peering through all you can see is darkness… SPOOKY darkness!

Look around the coconut tree for some sticks and leaves you can use to make a fire, and thus a crude torch with which to see in the darkness. :D

Better take the coconut half in case it is useful later on.

You begin your search for berries and twigs with which to make a torch, however, you totally forgot you had one.

Also, you decide to keep the coconut half.

now with the fire enter the darkness!

You open the door–it's heavy and made of metal (which is probably why it's heavy). It seems to be very old and rustic and would probably go very well with a nice pair of salmon drapes and a topaz throw rug. Take two steps in and the door slams behind you, not by a mechanism or anything, but you're clumsy, and you shut it accidentally. With the door shut you can hardly see a foot in front of your face, however, the luminescence of the torch reflects off of something somewhat shiny near the Eastern wall.

carefully head towards the shiny thing

You carefully head towards the shiny object.























Suddenly your torch catches fire to a lovely pair of salmon drapes and you can see that the shiny object was a light switch!

Run around screaming in terror

Switch on the lights.

turn on the lights so you can see where your going whilst running around in terror.

notice a small, partially opened box in the corner that reads “kick ass guns”, go to the arofementioned box