harkovastOnly the mayor does. And I thought is was Lynch Ody Day.
I would be a great police officer!
I can bribes like a pro.
Niccea, we get Harems? Why was I not informed?
Lets stay focused on the important issue here- the lynching of you, by us!

MAFIA... and other forum games
DrunkDuck Mafia!
Niccea
at 9:04AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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waff
at 9:09AM, Feb. 4, 2009
Nicceahmmm…while it does tell me why my box can move and still have a casino, a bookys and e-Bum's trading company when I open the flaps it doesn't explain why my box is so light or so deep
*puts on glasses and a lab coat* That is easy to explain. I have a degree in cartoon physics. Your box holds another dimension in it. But your box is the door to this dimension. *walks over to a building and rips the door of the hinges* You can't move a room, but you can move a door. However since your box is is under the the laws of cartoon physics, the room moves with the doors so it always opens on the same place.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Niccea
at 9:16AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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waff
at 9:26AM, Feb. 4, 2009
Nicceaso my box is the doorway to another disemsion…makes sense.
You can carry a door…and it is a big dimension.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Niccea
at 9:32AM, Feb. 4, 2009
I don't have a box. I have hammer space instead. *reaches behind her back and pulls out a mallet* Ta-da! *replaces hammer, glasses and lab coat*
So…do we have anything on topic that we must talk about?
So…do we have anything on topic that we must talk about?
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waff
at 9:41AM, Feb. 4, 2009
well on that note why do girls always have hammer space but boys have (In my case) a physics defying cardboard box and a convienient pocket.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Niccea
at 9:48AM, Feb. 4, 2009
Women have purses too, the Mary Poppins effect if you want to call it that…
I don't know know. Maybe preference?
I don't know know. Maybe preference?
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Vakanai
at 10:10AM, Feb. 4, 2009
waffMen have hammer space too, but it is located at a rather disturbing place.
well on that note why do girls always have hammer space but boys have (In my case) a physics defying cardboard box and a convienient pocket.
Plus you need a strong zipper and a cup to use it effectively.
So, what've I missed?
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Niccea
at 10:37AM, Feb. 4, 2009
Harkovast is on the newly formed police force.
Ozone is imagining a harem filled with female mafia.
Waff and I have been discussing cartoon physics.
Baron's fairy godmother is in the mafia…I think…that was a “Jo Momma” fight…
Gullas, the town butcher, is chopping up the bodies and serving them as deer meat.
Ozone is imagining a harem filled with female mafia.
Waff and I have been discussing cartoon physics.
Baron's fairy godmother is in the mafia…I think…that was a “Jo Momma” fight…
Gullas, the town butcher, is chopping up the bodies and serving them as deer meat.
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gullas
at 11:00AM, Feb. 4, 2009
Dear, pork, T-bone, grounded meat, lamb and occasional “drunkduck”, Townston special 8D


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odysseus55
at 11:10AM, Feb. 4, 2009
Harkovast
Lets stay focused on the important issue here- the lynching of you, by us!
Yes! Lynch Niccea!
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Niccea
at 11:16AM, Feb. 4, 2009
odysseus55Harkovast
Lets stay focused on the important issue here- the lynching of you, by us!
Yes! Lynch Niccea!
T_T How bout we lynch Dukat instead? It is a win-win.
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waff
at 11:24AM, Feb. 4, 2009
gullasdo you do monkey?
Dear, pork, T-bone, grounded meat, lamb and occasional “drunkduck”, Townston special 8D

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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odysseus55
at 11:29AM, Feb. 4, 2009
Oh hey! Here is a really funny thing we can do!
Everyone vote for Ozone at the last half hour today!
What FUN that would be. What a great look of surprise!
Ok! Lets do that!
Everyone vote for Ozone at the last half hour today!
What FUN that would be. What a great look of surprise!
Ok! Lets do that!
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Niccea
at 11:30AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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gullas
at 11:31AM, Feb. 4, 2009
WaffWe would have to agree on a price for the monkey, but I should be able to do that.
do you do monkey?
*takes up a machete, knife and a screwdriver* SO any special wishes how you want me to prepare the monkey?


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waff
at 11:34AM, Feb. 4, 2009
odysseus55your only saying that to get everyone else off your backHarkovast
Lets stay focused on the important issue here- the lynching of you, by us!
Yes! Lynch Niccea!

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Niccea
at 11:35AM, Feb. 4, 2009
gullas*turns green* It isn't a purple monkey is it?WaffWe would have to agree on a price for the monkey, but I should be able to do that.
do you do monkey?
*takes up a machete, knife and a screwdriver* SO any special wishes how you want me to prepare the monkey?
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odysseus55
at 11:37AM, Feb. 4, 2009
waffodysseus55your only saying that to get everyone else off your backHarkovast
Lets stay focused on the important issue here- the lynching of you, by us!
Yes! Lynch Niccea!
Hobo, Dr, Entrepreneur and now clairvoyant?
Is there nothing you cant do?
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waff
at 11:37AM, Feb. 4, 2009
gullaspreserve the head and arrange the meat into little cubes. and it had better have purple fur.WaffWe would have to agree on a price for the monkey, but I should be able to do that.
do you do monkey?
*takes up a machete, knife and a screwdriver* SO any special wishes how you want me to prepare the monkey?

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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waff
at 11:39AM, Feb. 4, 2009
odysseus55tap-dancewaffodysseus55your only saying that to get everyone else off your backHarkovast
Lets stay focused on the important issue here- the lynching of you, by us!
Yes! Lynch Niccea!
Hobo, Dr, Entrepreneur and now clairvoyant?
Is there nothing you cant do?

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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gullas
at 11:41AM, Feb. 4, 2009
That'll be 5.99 $ I also take Euro/mastercard , visa and american express :)


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odysseus55
at 11:42AM, Feb. 4, 2009
waff
tap-dance
Yeah - me either.
Hey Gullas - whats the going rate to have Hobo prepared?
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gullas
at 11:44AM, Feb. 4, 2009
Well you would have to get me the hobo and then i would work out the price… *starts preparing the monkey*


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waff
at 11:48AM, Feb. 4, 2009
gullasI don't have that much but i have 400 cent pieces, an old sock and a pile of this shiny golden stuff.
That'll be 5.99 $ I also take Euro/mastercard , visa and american express :)

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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gullas
at 11:50AM, Feb. 4, 2009
WaffSOLD!!! *chops of the monkey head*
I don't have that much but i have 400 cent pieces, an old sock and a pile of this shiny golden stuff.


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waff
at 11:53AM, Feb. 4, 2009
gullasdarn it gullas I wanted the head preserved. you just lost yourself a sock.WaffSOLD!!! *chops of the monkey head*
I don't have that much but i have 400 cent pieces, an old sock and a pile of this shiny golden stuff.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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gullas
at 11:56AM, Feb. 4, 2009
waffI'll put it in a bag…gullasdarn it gullas I wanted the head preserved. you just lost yourself a sock.WaffSOLD!!! *chops of the monkey head*
I don't have that much but i have 400 cent pieces, an old sock and a pile of this shiny golden stuff.


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waff
at 11:59AM, Feb. 4, 2009
gullasthat depends. what damage did you do when you chopped the head.waffI'll put it in a bag…gullasdarn it gullas I wanted the head preserved. you just lost yourself a sock.WaffSOLD!!! *chops of the monkey head*
I don't have that much but i have 400 cent pieces, an old sock and a pile of this shiny golden stuff.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:43PM
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