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jgib99 at 9:26PM, Feb. 26, 2007

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After you bite into a burger, you find a few strands of hair inside. You go to the counter and complain about it. Unfortunately, the manager has had a really bad day. And your complaint causes him to snap. He then leaps over the counter and bludgeons you to death with the cash register.

Aluminum foil.

Karen's Edge

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RoronoaZoro at 5:17AM, Feb. 27, 2007

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you wrap it around you and walk in to a huge mircowave.

object- a Met.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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vgman at 5:22AM, Feb. 27, 2007

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you piss a met off and it summens the almighty met army they suround you and attack (like the scorpions from the mummy) and you die a slow painfull deth

school

RIP TD :cry2:

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RoronoaZoro at 5:24AM, Feb. 27, 2007

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The school suck out away your lifeforce and you die

object- Soap

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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vgman at 7:53AM, Feb. 27, 2007

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your a delivery boy working for a soap companie and they tell you to deliver some soap to the eifle tower. wich wouldnt be a problem but the elivators are out of service so youre forced to take the stairs. after houres of climbing you finnaly get to the top and in youre exaustion you drop a box of soap. a bar of soap slides out of the box and gets under youre foot. you fall backwords and fall down every flight of stairs in the building.

my comic

RIP TD :cry2:

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RoronoaZoro at 9:12AM, Feb. 27, 2007

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Your charthers find out you are the Author and they kill you.

object- A dell

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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vgman at 1:29PM, Feb. 27, 2007

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youre carring youre brand new dell inside the house when youre back goes out and you fall over in crippling pain. after a while you get the dell inside and hook it up just right. you turn it on and you see a flash of blue and die. on the screen…

THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
fwahahahahaa

the death of RoronoaZoro.

RIP TD :cry2:

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RoronoaZoro at 5:13AM, Feb. 28, 2007

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Ok… My three swords shader in to pieces and kill me but also kills Vgman,Adenn,RedXIII,and anyone else on this forum.

object- Vgman

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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vgman at 5:25AM, Feb. 28, 2007

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ahhhh let me count the ways……. basball bat no….. swords no……. hell spawn no….. nuclular missils no…… robotic killing machine no…. ripping out hart no…… ah i got it (BRING IN GEORGE BUSH!!!)

RIP TD :cry2:

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RoronoaZoro at 5:34AM, Feb. 28, 2007

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You forgot your object. I stab you.

object: mouse pad.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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vgman at 5:36AM, Feb. 28, 2007

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with the last of my energy i suffucate you with it..

object mouse. (either kind i dont really care)

RIP TD :cry2:

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RoronoaZoro at 6:04AM, Feb. 28, 2007

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You get srangled by a computer mouse and eaten by real mice.

object: Misspelling.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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vgman at 6:22AM, Feb. 28, 2007

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you send a letter to george bush saying how much you protest the war in iraq but because of a horrible spelling error you dont cach you say ur gonna kill him. 2 days latter 20 secrete service dudes bust down youre dore. you struggle and they tazer you. this sets off a chain reaction in youre brain destroing nervs and causing youre hart to stop.

the void

RIP TD :cry2:

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RoronoaZoro at 6:34AM, Feb. 28, 2007

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You enter it and flote forever. You die cause there is no food.

object: Mavrick Hunter

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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vgman at 6:36AM, Feb. 28, 2007

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he goes mavaric and kills you.

yoshie!!

RIP TD :cry2:

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RoronoaZoro at 7:04AM, Feb. 28, 2007

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It eat's you.

object: a Reply.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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Brinx at 2:59PM, Feb. 28, 2007

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It triggers a bomb and it kills you.

A blind person.

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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Qwarx at 3:55PM, Feb. 28, 2007

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You accidently bump into the blind person. And he turns into a demonhound and rips you to pieces.

Next item: diapers

If you can't beat em, punch em in the face and run off.

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RoronoaZoro at 5:13AM, March 1, 2007

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You smeal a dirty one and die.

object: rain. (not acid rain)

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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vgman at 7:52AM, March 1, 2007

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you look up to see where it comes from with youre mouth haning open and you drown

monkeies!!

RIP TD :cry2:

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luclucluc at 8:16AM, March 1, 2007

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a monkey mistakes a gernade for it's poo just as you walk by.

the number 3

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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RoronoaZoro at 9:17AM, March 1, 2007

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one, two, thre…Booooooom!

object: One Piece.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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vgman at 4:13AM, March 2, 2007

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it turns out its real and roronoroazoro gets pissed your using his name as your internet identity and kills you

music

RIP TD :cry2:

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RoronoaZoro at 12:18PM, March 2, 2007

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You put in a disk and it is Pokka. You die cause you hate it.

object: Fruitcakes

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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vgman at 8:19AM, March 5, 2007

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you accidently eat one. enugh said.

drunk ducks

RIP TD :cry2:

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RoronoaZoro at 9:16AM, March 5, 2007

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They attack you with bottles.

Sonic the Hedgehog.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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Qwarx at 9:20AM, March 5, 2007

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He turns into a ball and rolls into you at unheard of speeds, sending you flying into a lion pit.

next item: a pacifist with no arms or legs

If you can't beat em, punch em in the face and run off.

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RoronoaZoro at 9:25AM, March 5, 2007

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He boreded you to death.

A class ring.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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vgman at 4:56AM, March 6, 2007

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while trying to get it off youre hand slips and smashes the mirror but no ones home so youre ok for now. you go to the sink and wash youre bleeding hand off and go back to trying to take off the ring. you put some sope on it to try and help. still strugling you start backing up for no real reason. as youre backing up blood from youre hand gets under the ring. you accidentaly trip over the cat and whenyou hit the ground the ring flys off youre finger and into the air. you screem in pain as the class ring comes back down and lands in your mouth. you begin chocking and die.

my imagination

RIP TD :cry2:

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RoronoaZoro at 5:24AM, March 6, 2007

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You get lose in it and can't get back to your body. It dies of stvation.

An EMP wave.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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