You drop it. Ground gets sticky. You get stuck. You stave to death.

object: my Avater.

Zoro jumps out of your computer and uses his 3 sword technicue to destroy your favorite chair, you die of sorrow

object: smackjeeves

He smake you back. you die of confusion.

object:Disgaea

:) you play it so much you forget to eat and die of starvation :) oh wait :( yes thats better.

object: my brain…..

It srinks so much that you die of starvation cause you don't know how to eat.

object: tennis net.

You use it to launch your self in the air but as you land you get smashed by a random firetruck.

socks

you're rival afraid of you gets some oranges and flails them at you and you dodge it and he dies then you trip and snap your neck and die

object- technology

They get minds of there own and starts terrorizing the world. They then see you and grabs you and rips you in half.

a phone call.

you get shocked

adenn

You piss him off and he slashes your head off.

Your dreams.

Ah you're too kind
freddy comes and kills you

ummm u forgot to post an object so i hand you a stick of lit dynamite.

an alternate diminsion…..
(when was it exactly that we made the tranision into non tangible objects?)

When I said technology I think

It has a bunch of evil people and a smart Adenn who is so annoying you commit suicide

object- a fridge

you stand infront of it eating and your mother walks in and gets pissed that youre eatting in front of the fridge while the doors open so she slams the fridge dore on you and you dont exspect it so it nocks you down into a close by table that just so happens to halve a knife stand on it wich you hit knocking the knives off the table and onto you and you get like 50 stab wounds to youre head. (hows that for creative)

object: a metal detector…

It's your birthday and things havent been going well. You lost your girlfriend new bullies are picking on you and your grandma died. You really don't know why you don't just kill yourself, but there is a ray of hope your presents. You quickly go for them ripping them up one by one. First you get some socks hatred building up, next is underwear you decide you will kill whoever gave you these befor you kill yourself. You rip through them one by one each worst than the last. Finally you are at the last one. It's tiny you open it hoping it's good but knowing it'll suck. You get it open and it is a huge check for 1 million dollars from your grandma. You got it in her will. So you go off and buy anything you want. You start to run out and in a quick attemtp to get money buy a metal detecter. You search the beach and find nothing. You start to go crazy beacuse you'll soon los all you have. You decide to rob some people and end up attacking those bullies from the begining. You kill their leader which pisses thm off and the bash your skull in with the metal detecter. You die a lonely death. Your obitchuary is very short and you are forgotten. How is that for creative?

Object- money

you go to the bad neighborhood in where ever it is you live and start waving the cash around. a local gangster wanna be gets pissed and shoves the money down youre throaght you choke and die…

object: light.

You get skin cancer and died

you forget agin heres some more dynamite

object: the ground

You tripp and spontaneously combust
object alumminum foil

more dynamite for you (god damn it thats like 100$ a stick dude. youre gonna drive me in the ground!!)

object: somthing to make adenn remember to post an object

a probe eners my mind and insructs me to kill you but it helps me remember stuff

plastic

a plain carring plastic has to drop its lode and 1 ton of plastic land on you but gets a good bounce and flys up like 20 feet

a video game

I get too “into” it and actually become part of the game and get a heart attack

I beat you to death with a bago o' bricks for not playing the game properly!

beer

beer dosen,t kill people do “because beer is angel's juce” thats what jesus would said.



object-Adenn

My stupidity is my weapon I channel it into a sword and slash straight through you

object-Full throughtal!

I kill you cause I didn't unstand what you said.

object- How will this kill me? game.

you get so into it you don't eat and die

mickey mouse

You post in his forum. After reading it he feels such anger at what you wrote that he pays hitmen to turn you into sausage meat.

Dirty washing.

the two opposite things come together and explode

sonic burger place