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RoronoaZoro at 5:57AM, March 13, 2007

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They go up your nose ane you saufate.

fluffy stuff

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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vgman at 4:57AM, March 14, 2007

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you walk into a room filled with nice soft fluff and decide to jump in. fluff, not being verry resistant, gives way to youre weight and you fall about 30 feet into the fluff where you suffocate. but at least youre comfy

RoronoaZoros spelling

RIP TD :cry2:

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RoronoaZoro at 5:37AM, March 14, 2007

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….. I get mad and kill you and anyone who mentions my spelling!

Tony The Hedgehog

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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vgman at 5:43AM, March 14, 2007

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he runs you over

naruto

RIP TD :cry2:

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RoronoaZoro at 5:59AM, March 14, 2007

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He mistakes you for garra and kills you.

Death.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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Thevampire_kain01 at 10:49AM, March 14, 2007

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Death touches you….

A speck of dust…. but you have no allergies, and not allergic to dust……. and just a plain piece of dust…

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AQua_ng at 11:04AM, March 14, 2007

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The speck of dust picks up a hammer and smacks you round the face a few dozen times.

A sword (try not to go for the obvious one here!).

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
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vgman at 4:12PM, March 14, 2007

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you hear tell of a fable sword that is stuck in a stone and the first person to pull the sword from the stone shall be made the next king. you travel endless miles under the harshest of condishions to have youre shot at pulling the sword. you finaly reach it and get ready to try to pull it. you grip the handle and pull with all youre might. you pull and pull with all youre might and because of the exertion youre back goes out. you fall still gripping the sword and as you fall the sword lossens and frees from the stone. still falling, you think ive done it i am king!! you hit the ground and in youre exitement you forget the sword is still in youre hand falling at you. the sword slices youre neck and you bleed out.

typing to much

RIP TD :cry2:

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RoronoaZoro at 9:22AM, March 15, 2007

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Your hands get tired and deside the kill you to stop there torment. The hands die after that.

Treasure Hunters

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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vgman at 11:10AM, March 15, 2007

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they wish to claim youre booty. (god i cant belive i just stooped that low)

the sky

RIP TD :cry2:

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korosu at 11:23AM, March 15, 2007

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“OMG, the sky is falling!!” Aaaaand you get squashed.

A window pane.

trojan-rabbit @ dA
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vgman at 4:50AM, March 16, 2007

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youre caring a window inside youre house to replace an old one that some damn kids broke playing bace ball in the street when you trip. the window shatters and slices your neck

watter. ( and pls dont just put “you drown”)

RIP TD :cry2:

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RoronoaZoro at 5:56AM, March 16, 2007

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You take up surfing and you see a huge wave. You go to surf it when you are draged under. You almost drowned when you are wash up on a small island, but there is nothing to drink but sea water. you die of dehydraion.

clay

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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Krensada at 6:01AM, March 16, 2007

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you get so addicted to the potters wheel that you forget to eat. you die of starvation.

A large brick of gold.

Click on this banner…you know you want to!:

The bunny died upon entering my signature.

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RoronoaZoro at 6:07AM, March 16, 2007

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Gold hunters come and kill you.

Books.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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AQua_ng at 6:22AM, March 16, 2007

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Clubbed to death.

Christopher.

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RoronoaZoro at 7:07AM, March 16, 2007

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He finds you and stabs you.

Favorites.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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vgman at 12:17PM, March 16, 2007

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you get WAY to manny (like i know you alredy do) and dd bans you for it. you go into deppresion and kill yourself.

chairs

RIP TD :cry2:

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Aussie_kid at 12:58AM, March 18, 2007

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You smack your head against a wall in frustration, not knowing that an electric chair is hanging off the edge very dangerously. It falls, comes to life and snaps your neck for hurting it.

Viagra

Insanity Complex: We may not be insane, but we like to think we are

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AQua_ng at 3:06AM, March 18, 2007

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You get Charlie Sheen'd, remember? Like in Scary Movie 4.

A gun. Try thinking outside the box for that.

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reconjsh at 11:06PM, March 18, 2007

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You choke to death on it while trying to blow your brain out.

Pez?

Come cheer for the zombies, you know you want to!

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vgman at 8:18AM, March 19, 2007

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you get youre finger stuck in it while trying to get the candy. you fling youre hand and pull the fake cartoon charicters head back but you cant get youre finger free. you bang it aginst a fence to try to smash it off but the fence is electrified. the curent travles thrugh the pez straight to you. needles to say you die

candy :)

RIP TD :cry2:

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RoronoaZoro at 7:19AM, March 20, 2007

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You die cause you have too much suger in you.

a G.I.Joe toy.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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vgman at 12:00PM, March 20, 2007

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it and all of its wepons come to life and kill you

repetitive actions

RIP TD :cry2:

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RoronoaZoro at 11:08AM, March 21, 2007

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You get tried of it and kill yourself!

A Gundum

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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vgman at 12:25PM, March 21, 2007

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*squish* im sorry i didnt see you down there!

flaming monkeys from hell

RIP TD :cry2:

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AQua_ng at 1:20PM, March 21, 2007

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You die from second hand smoking.

A spoon with a grape on it.

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luclucluc at 2:18PM, March 21, 2007

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the annoying kid accross the table uses their spoon to fling a grape at you. the grape then goes in your mouth and down the wrong way. You begin choking, but it's not the choking that kills you, since you got the grape out before dying, it's actually the cancer you die of 15 years later that kills ya.

A waffle and 3 pancakes

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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RoronoaZoro at 11:10AM, March 22, 2007

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the Waffle starts a war with the pancakes. The pancakes capcher you and you die of starvion cause they are food and won't sackefice any food to humans( or want you are.)

Light and Darkness

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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vgman at 11:54AM, March 22, 2007

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you come out of the dark and into the light and burn to a crisp

the “How will this kill me?” forum game

RIP TD :cry2:

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