they rip your heart out.

A laser pointer.

you chace it of a cliff.

My avater

You die by conmmiting suicide.

A Magikarp.

You try to eat it.

KingdomHearts

During playing the game you hear that song ‘Simple & Clean’. When she hits the high note, your brain can't take the frequency and explodes.

Newspaper.

It's a demon Newspaper and it eats you

a salamander

it burns you to death.

packet of salt

you're a slug. salt = melt = instant annhilation!

a can o' soda

you shake it up so much it litterally explodes and a piece of the metal goes flying through your brain.

silver the hedgehog

he uses his mental powaz to explode your head.

something safe.

Your brain grows weary of the safety. In order to alleviate the boredom it tries to grow a beard from sheer will. The large amount of hair that suddenly appears suffocates you.

Toblerones

Umpalumpas tie these to the tips of their spears and stab you to death

Nothing

You Die cause you have nothing to kill you with!

A prinny.

Your head explodes from thinking too hard about what a Prinny is.

Johnny Saturn.

Uhhh… He torthers you intill you die? (I don't know who that is.)

The Avater RPG game.

you die cus you can't keep up with the posts.

A middle finger.

It gets shoved up your ass. You die of humillion.

Xbox 360

You are playing Xbox 360, when all of the sudden, you realize that you forgot to do your laundry. You head to the laundry room, which is located in the basement. You bend over to put your socks in the dryer. You hear a noise at the top of the stairs and turn in that direction. It is you Xbox 360 wielding a knife, it has just killed your pet and now it is after you! A chase ensues through your house, down the street, and eventualy to a shopping mail. The mail is conviently filled with Zombies! You plow your way through the undead, with your pet murdering Xbox 360 close behind! The Xbox 360 realizes that it needs to help you, so it starts to stab all the zombies. You and the Xbox 360 escape with your life and head to a diner. You have a burger and a milk shake together. While eating you realize that you have to go to the bath room, you do your business and head back to the table. You take a the last sip of your milk shake and signal to your Xbox 360 it is time to go. You then gasp, and look at the Xbox 306 holdng a bottle of rat poison, shaking it in a taunting manner. You fall to the floor, shaking, gagging and foaming at the mouth. Your Xbox 360 then stabs you, shoots you in the face, chops off both your hands and sets your corpes a blaze. The Xbox 360 leaves the diner, but quickly returns and set $2 on the table for a tip. Your body is still burning. It them quickly exits.

Object: Sharpie Marker

You are the first to pass out at a party, thus all your friends draw on your face with lewd comments (i.e. insert penis here) and even lewder pictures (i.e. a penis drawn near your mouth) including an outline of the teabag you received in your sleep. You die of humiliation, and ink poisoning.

Object: A Yaoi Manga

Someone sees you reading it, and slaps you with it right at a pressure point.

a banana peel

… you slip and fall…

my coughing…

it sprays germs all over you, and it turns out the one coughing is a carrier of one of the deadliest diseases in the world, and you die from being infected by the disease.

Shadow Rose (the hedgehogs)

He gets mad that you took his joint that he shoots you a million times.

Metman.

Throughout great and distant lands, you travel the world, searching for this ‘Metman’. You have met allies encoutered dangers, made rivals. But, your quest fails. Then you realise, Metman is within all of us, in our hearts.

He then rips out of your body and your organs fly in loads of directions.


A credit card.

the credit accumulates so much that you end up with a debt you can't get out of, so you comit suicide to get out of it! (surprise! you still aint out!)

Sonny Prower (the hedgehogs)

youre head explodes!!

not getting hurt.

You die in your sleep cause of a new virus.

a clock.

The alarm gives you heart attack.

your avatar.

a mad scientist bring youre avatar to life and orders it to kill you

reading comics

You read them so much and you die.

Heros.