You antecedently walk on to a set for the new loony toons where the coyote is having a strop that he is being written off. throws said anvil and hits you square in the face.
French mans hat.
MAFIA... and other forum games
How will this kill me?
Mr Chappers
at 12:43PM, May 27, 2007
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Read the Author, its good i promise.
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Cthulhu
at 1:54PM, May 27, 2007
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You laugh to death at how stuipid it looks.
Cottonball.
Cottonball.
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ZeroVX
at 10:51AM, May 28, 2007
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posts: 4,098
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It falls in your throat and you choke.
Carbon dioxide.
Carbon dioxide.
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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Kohdok
at 2:07PM, May 28, 2007
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The increased amounts of CO2 in the atmosphere increase to incredible amounts which causes OMG GLOBAL WARMING! The ice caps melt and you drown in the ensuing flood.
Object: A Sea Slug.
Object: A Sea Slug.
highest rating so far has been #11 in comic books, #13 overall. It's pageviews are almost half a million!!
Croi Dhubh
Holy f***ing win!
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yaz47
at 12:35PM, May 29, 2007
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posts: 300
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You eat one, then, right after words, read a magazine that features a picture of a sea slug that looks sort of like the sea slug you just ate,and says its poison can kill a bull elaphant, and you die of fright a few minutes later.
a birth control pill.
a birth control pill.
(\__/)
(o.O )“I am Bunny!Copy me on to your signature or I dis-embowel you!”
(> < )
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ZeroVX
at 3:08PM, May 29, 2007
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Your mother takes them and you are never born.
Wait, does that count?
Anyway…A chicken sandwich.
Wait, does that count?
Anyway…A chicken sandwich.
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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yaz47
at 7:52PM, May 29, 2007
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you are eatng one, and choke to death on a bone.
a unsharpened pencil.
a unsharpened pencil.
(\__/)
(o.O )“I am Bunny!Copy me on to your signature or I dis-embowel you!”
(> < )
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veritan
at 9:04PM, May 29, 2007
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posts: 173
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The stick aliens from the galaxy Gr4ph1t3 mistake your unsharpened pencil for one of their own. In order to free their comrade from captivity, they come up with a complex plan that involves bits of string, a penny, and a comically misshapen carrot. Then, Greg from Navigation suggests that they use the laser o' death. In the end, the aliens go back to their galaxy with your unsharpened pencil, christened Silent Fred, where they go to the bar for ale and lager, and you are left behind with your head lasered off.
a tiny “Thank You” card
a tiny “Thank You” card
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Kohdok
at 9:26PM, May 29, 2007
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When that thank you card is attached to a knife thanking you for standing still.
A knife made of Evazote.
A knife made of Evazote.
highest rating so far has been #11 in comic books, #13 overall. It's pageviews are almost half a million!!
Croi Dhubh
Holy f***ing win!
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vgman
at 3:15PM, June 1, 2007
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posts: 2,164
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while trying to pronounce it you accedently say a swear word in a diffrent language. a passing biker gang belives that this was directed at them they pull out pistols and gun you down.
a VERRY distant star exploding.
a VERRY distant star exploding.
RIP TD :cry2:
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ZeroVX
at 6:01AM, June 2, 2007
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The explosion wipes out an alien race that would've come to earth to reveal to us how to prevent our star from exploding. But, because they're dead, they don't, and our sun explodes seventy-billion years later, wiping out the human race.
Man, that's depressing.
Guitar Hero II.
Man, that's depressing.
Guitar Hero II.
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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yaz47
at 9:58PM, June 2, 2007
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posts: 300
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You are playing it and you pass a seriously hard level, when your computer shuts down, and you die of a heart attack.
a plastic cup.
a plastic cup.
(\__/)
(o.O )“I am Bunny!Copy me on to your signature or I dis-embowel you!”
(> < )
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Mr Chappers
at 3:13PM, June 24, 2007
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plastic cup…you have a fit and fall of the spelling bee stage when trying to spell the word onomatopoeia. none the less you fall onto a plastic cup that ruptures yours spleen.
A pair of fluffy dice.
A pair of fluffy dice.
Read the Author, its good i promise.
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Evil_Snuffkin
at 5:25PM, June 24, 2007
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You are attempting to break the world land speed record. Your car reaches 500 mph before crashing and sending the fluffy dice handing on your mirror like bullets through your skull.
The letter Z.
The letter Z.
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ssbguy
at 6:59PM, June 24, 2007
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posts: 243
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a young child is playing with his toy boomerang, which was in the shape of the letter Z. he throws it again, but it doesn't come back.
meanwhile, you're enjoying an afternoon stroll when the Z-shaped boomerang embeds itself into your head.
Next Item: one of those graphing calculators that're super-expensive.
meanwhile, you're enjoying an afternoon stroll when the Z-shaped boomerang embeds itself into your head.
Next Item: one of those graphing calculators that're super-expensive.
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fern
at 7:15PM, June 24, 2007
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The person who invented the graphing calculator is pissed off that he will only be remembered for that and that alone… one day while you were doing your homework, the inventor passes by and freaks out, thus killing himself as well as you with the graphing calculator.
Space Monkeys
Space Monkeys
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Bekefel
at 7:29PM, June 24, 2007
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Whilst on one of your day to day trips to the moon to pick up some donuts, space monkeys driving in the opposite direction towards earth hurl what appears to be some form of pudding at your windscreen. You can no longer see the trail ahead and subsequently crash into the orbiting donut stand.
It's a real shame that in 2134 donuts are filled with nitroglycerin.
Next Item: A fern.
It's a real shame that in 2134 donuts are filled with nitroglycerin.
Next Item: A fern.
Please, please, you give me too little credit.
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yaz47
at 11:55PM, June 24, 2007
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posts: 300
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Instead of secreting oxegen it secretes poison gas, thus killing you.
A feather.
A feather.
(\__/)
(o.O )“I am Bunny!Copy me on to your signature or I dis-embowel you!”
(> < )
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Evil_Snuffkin
at 4:19AM, June 25, 2007
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At the bottom of your bed is a dream catcher that your sibling recently bought you as a gift. However, the vendour was an evil spell caster who cursed the item. When you are sleeping the feathers begin to twist and spiral towards you. They cover your face and you suffocate.
A single raindrop.
A single raindrop.
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ZeroVX
at 4:35AM, June 25, 2007
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You swallow the raindrop, but it turns out to be acid rain. It burns your insides and you die.
Sand.
Sand.
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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fern
at 9:59AM, June 25, 2007
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A ton of bricks falls on you thus injuring you immensely… you eventually recover only to be killed by a grain of sand which gets logged in your throat. The autopsy later revealed that you were allergic to sand.
Jesus.
Jesus.
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:26PM
ZeroVX
at 11:37AM, June 25, 2007
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Do I even need to say this one? He's JESUS.
A kleenex.
A kleenex.
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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fern
at 11:49AM, June 25, 2007
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You walk into a restaurant to take the last kleenex beating a strong-ass mofo… he gets extremely pissed and takes the kleenex puts it in his gun and shoots you thus dying.
Scooby Doo.
Scooby Doo.
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:26PM
veritan
at 2:30PM, June 25, 2007
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You become so obssesed with the show that you spend the rest of your life flipping through channels on the television looking it. You don't stray far from the screen, afraid that you might miss something. Food poisoning gets you when you attempt to acquire nourishment by hoovering up questionable particles from the surrounding floor.
a scrunchie
a scrunchie
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fern
at 6:34PM, June 25, 2007
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Scrunchie's are automatically evil but if I must…
You're putting on a scrunchie when all of a sudden the Kool-Aid Man breaks into your room thus crushing you… although you survive the impact, the scrunchie is logged in your throat thus choking to death.
The Kool-Aid Man is sentence to death but is later acquitted 23 years later proving that the system does not work.
Pluto (the once planet)
You're putting on a scrunchie when all of a sudden the Kool-Aid Man breaks into your room thus crushing you… although you survive the impact, the scrunchie is logged in your throat thus choking to death.
The Kool-Aid Man is sentence to death but is later acquitted 23 years later proving that the system does not work.
Pluto (the once planet)
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Mr Chappers
at 12:01PM, June 27, 2007
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The once Planet was feeling rather sad, so it thought i to would hang out with the earth moon.
The earth moon and Pluto get a bit drunk. then Pluto falls into the earth orbit and you gut crushed by it.
New object: Nintendo DS
The earth moon and Pluto get a bit drunk. then Pluto falls into the earth orbit and you gut crushed by it.
New object: Nintendo DS
Read the Author, its good i promise.
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fern
at 12:38PM, June 27, 2007
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You and the DS Lite are making out… then the old DS walks in and stabs you screaming… YOU STOLE MAH MAN!!!. Dead.
PSP
PSP
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:26PM
yaz47
at 6:11PM, June 27, 2007
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You are playing a PSP when you have a siezure, due to the flashing lights.
A time bomb.
A time bomb.
(\__/)
(o.O )“I am Bunny!Copy me on to your signature or I dis-embowel you!”
(> < )
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fern
at 6:23PM, June 27, 2007
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A time bomb? For once in my life I am stump… I have failed everyone including my dog.
A dog.
A dog.
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veritan
at 6:58PM, June 27, 2007
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posts: 173
joined: 2-19-2006
Your dog sees you as a failure and decides that you are not fit to live. He plots your death.
“What's that Lassie? Timmy fell down the well in the forest that I'm certain to get lost and starve to death in? Aw, Timmy can save himself. What? Wet t-shirt contest? In the forest? Let's go!”
Cardboard boxes
“What's that Lassie? Timmy fell down the well in the forest that I'm certain to get lost and starve to death in? Aw, Timmy can save himself. What? Wet t-shirt contest? In the forest? Let's go!”
Cardboard boxes
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