You die in the dream and have a heart attack.
A watch.
MAFIA... and other forum games
How will this kill me?
RoronoaZoro
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I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/
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tokyopimp5764
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the watch battery die's while you are waiting for the second hand and you sit and wait and die of old age.
this symbol ‘*’
this symbol ‘*’
ruler of the all rpg's and destroyer of haggar and rusty knight and oh “Remember, kiddies! Cussing makes you cool!” www.freewebs.com/killer5764
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vgman
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you are at home haveing youre eavning tea (at least i gave you class) when all of the sudden a die hard naruto fan who you insulted at the last naruto convention breaks thrugh youre window and thrughs ninja stars at you but he screwed up and they had to many pegs so it looked like a *.
somthing non existant
somthing non existant
RIP TD :cry2:
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ZeroVX
at 12:37PM, May 11, 2007
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The non-existent item drags you into its universe of non-existence and wipes you from the face of reality.
A cell phone.
A cell phone.
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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Wolfer
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You are talking to your girlfriend on the phone and she breaks up with you. Heartbroken you go to the nearest bridge to jump off and end the horrible existence, but you coward out and go to therapy and soon you're back up again and meet someone new and start a new family with that one.
But little do you know that that very fateful night the phone gave you a tumor and you die. The end.
Led Zeppelin. The rock band, not a huge lead blimp.
But little do you know that that very fateful night the phone gave you a tumor and you die. The end.
Led Zeppelin. The rock band, not a huge lead blimp.
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ZeroVX
at 9:24AM, May 12, 2007
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You play their music at such a high decibel that your brain explodes.
Spider-Man.
Spider-Man.
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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Triss
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You're terribly frightened of spiders. When he shows up, you die of fright.
Avertisements
Avertisements
“When once the morning star shall rise, when earth with shadow flees away, and we stand safe within the door, then you shall lift the veil thereof…”
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AQua_ng
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A giant billboard starts creaking as you walk under it.
Squish.
Air.
Squish.
Air.
K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
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veritan
at 4:59PM, May 12, 2007
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Going against your mother's wishes, you decide to play with matches. In the process of lighting the cat's tail on fire, you accidentally set yourself on fire. You run outside hoping the wind will put out the fire, but sadly, the oxygen in the air have decided that they don't like you. Breaking the laws of nature, all oxygen atoms within a fifty mile radius gather around your burning body, and thus, fuel the fire. You die in a raging inferno, bringing all aerobic organisms within the fifty mile radius with you.
neon lights
neon lights
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Your friends convince you to attempt hang gliding. You try it, but you never stop gliding. You eventually swoop down to a city, and crash into some neon lights.
an alarm clock
an alarm clock
This year, school's full of BS!!!
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ZeroVX
at 10:42AM, May 13, 2007
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It turns out to be a bomb and blows up.
A feather.
A feather.
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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veritan
at 2:28PM, May 13, 2007
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You're walking along when a feather flies into your windpipe. After hours of choking, you finally spit it out. The saliva/mucus has given the feather enough mass to set off the conveniently placed mine next to your foot.
ramen noodles
ramen noodles
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tokyopimp5764
at 8:18AM, May 15, 2007
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you don't cruch em and eat them the good way and you take in too many noodles and they go into your lungs and you are rushed to the hospital the soon cut your lungs open to remove the noodle's 2 weeks later your lungs are punctured by a scalple the docter's accidently stiched up inside.
a picture?
a picture?
ruler of the all rpg's and destroyer of haggar and rusty knight and oh “Remember, kiddies! Cussing makes you cool!” www.freewebs.com/killer5764
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Kakashi2146
at 9:38AM, May 17, 2007
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the pictuer is cursed and steals your soul
a 1/2 cm piece of yarn
a 1/2 cm piece of yarn
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ZeroVX
at 2:27PM, May 17, 2007
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An assassin picks it up and strangles you with it.
V for Vendetta, the movie.
V for Vendetta, the movie.
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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Kakashi2146
at 10:00AM, May 18, 2007
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someone wants it and shoots you to get it
monkey shit
monkey shit
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Krensada
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This is no ordinary monkey shit. this monkey shit is the most foul smelling, disease ridden, corrosive monkey shit on the planet. It even killed the monkey that threw it at you. upon landing on you it eats away at your flesh and gives you a very very powerful strain of monkey AIDS which Enters your bloodstream through the corrosive shit and kills you within five seconds.
The Colonels original Recipe.
The Colonels original Recipe.
Click on this banner…you know you want to!:
The bunny died upon entering my signature.
The bunny died upon entering my signature.
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ZeroVX
at 4:41AM, May 19, 2007
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You sneak into a secret laboratory to steal the recipe and are immediately killed by Chuck Norris, who is guarding the secret.
A pen.
A pen.
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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vgman
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you are writting a paper one day at home and you belive it will make you millions and that it will be the next craze (like harry potter or somthing) you get thirsty and decide to get a drink. on youre way out you realize how thirsty you really are. you glance at the clock and notice that it has been 2 days since you sat down to right. all the fealings hit you at once. stiffness, hunger, haveing to use the bathroom, thirst, sleepieness, confusion, and more stuff that i am to lazy to mention. in youre sleepy confusion you decide that you still want to get a drink before you do anything else. you step in front of the fridge and pull out a gallon of milk and begin drinking staight from the jug. in youre haste to drink much of the milk falls on the floor. you replace the ,now nearly emty, jug back in the fridge and realized that you have taken youre pen with you. you turn to put it on the counter behind you when you slip on the milk you have spilled. the pen flies up in the air and its .3 tip nails you thrugh the eye. the fall itself has renderd you unconcius. you bleed out and die.
typing lenthy responses to pointless forum posts.
typing lenthy responses to pointless forum posts.
RIP TD :cry2:
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Evil_Snuffkin
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In your stubborness you are determined to read one through to the end but its so long that you end up dying from dehydration and starvation.
A rubber duck
A rubber duck
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Kakashi2146
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you try to eat it and suffacate
a wristwatch
a wristwatch
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Evil_Snuffkin
at 11:23AM, May 24, 2007
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Thinking the idea quite charming you decide to try it as a choaker and it promtly choaks you.
Repition
Repition
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AQua_ng
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Stop hitting your self, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself…
Class of '95.
Class of '95.
K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
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veritan
at 1:14PM, May 24, 2007
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The Class of ‘95 of various high schools has gathered for a week-long reunion in your town. A sudden heat wave and a soap shortage turn your town into a place of extreme misery and fetid smells, but it’s nothing a gas mask can't fix. Suddenly, a man appears with an infinite supply of free t-shirts. The resulting stampede leaves destruction in its wake. Cars are overturned, buildings are on fire, and you and many other civilians are trampled and in need of intensive medical care. Hospitals are filled, and the staff cannot treat everybody. No aid from other places comes because of the stench. You die of gangrene.
eraser dust
eraser dust
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vgman
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you are erasing some annoing spelling dust when you find that some shaveings are now on your paper. you brush them away without a second thught. they float around harmlessly untill they get to a fan that you have blowing on your self. they blow back at you and land in your eye. stuned and in pain you jump up and start screaming. not able to see you head twoards the bathroom to wash them out. unfortunately you had just showerd and neglated to dry the flore. you slip and hit your head on the toilet. your skull cracks open and you bleed out.
emotes :gem: :spin: :cat: :dizzy: :neenjah: :robo: :sleepy:
emotes :gem: :spin: :cat: :dizzy: :neenjah: :robo: :sleepy:
RIP TD :cry2:
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tokyopimp5764
at 6:41AM, May 25, 2007
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the robot emote kill's every one then the other's dig into the core of the earth and cause i melt down of the core and the earth implodes
a key board
a key board
ruler of the all rpg's and destroyer of haggar and rusty knight and oh “Remember, kiddies! Cussing makes you cool!” www.freewebs.com/killer5764
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vgman
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YOUR HEAD EXPLODES!!! (just thught i'd bring the classic answer back)
posting in forums
posting in forums
RIP TD :cry2:
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Cthulhu
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You post too much, and become an addict. Soon, you decide that posting is more important than eating. And starve.
Cthulhu.
Cthulhu.
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yaz47
at 7:38AM, May 26, 2007
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Even though Cthulhu didnt post an oject i'll do one about another thing any ways
You pick a (the object) dandelion and blow on it so the seeds go in the air.
The Red Back spider hiding on the dandelion stem gets pissed at you and bites you ,thus poisoning you and you die alone a few seconds later.
Object: a printer
You pick a (the object) dandelion and blow on it so the seeds go in the air.
The Red Back spider hiding on the dandelion stem gets pissed at you and bites you ,thus poisoning you and you die alone a few seconds later.
Object: a printer
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(o.O )“I am Bunny!Copy me on to your signature or I dis-embowel you!”
(> < )
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ZeroVX
at 11:41AM, May 27, 2007
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You trip on it and fall on a live wire. Zap, kaboom.
An anvil.(OK, if you can't think of something from this, you need to watch more Looney Toons)
An anvil.(OK, if you can't think of something from this, you need to watch more Looney Toons)
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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