You're drinking a can of Pepsi when all of a sudden, dumbass Myxo walks in and kills you… all because you were drinking the greatest cola drink evr.
Water.
MAFIA... and other forum games
How will this kill me?
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You decide to cryogenically freeze yourself. But you forgot to get glucose injections, so the water in your blood freezes in spikes and punctures all your cell walls. When you're unfrozen, you die because all your cells collapsed.
A deck of cards
A deck of cards
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After building the highest structure made out of cards ever a gust of wind knocks them over, crushing and killing you instantly.
A slinky.
A slinky.
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It thinks that slinking is boring, and decides to shank you.
The number 2.
The number 2.
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You try to prove that E=mc^3 instead of mc^2. Einstein rises out of his grave and challenges you to a knife fight on the roof so that you will leave the number 2 as it is. The duel ends when somehow both of you stab each other in the heart. Unfortunately, Einstein is a zombie, and you forgot to go for the head.
A non-toxic marker
A non-toxic marker
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A non-toxic marker is proven to be more toxic than a toxic marker, thus automatically killing you.
Source: Wikipedia
Karma.
Source: Wikipedia
Karma.
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After doing an extensive study on karma. You become afraid to eat anything lest you gain negative karma. Apparently plants have feelings too. You survive for a while on artifical foodstuffs, but eventually you die of malnutrition.
a small piece of chalk
a small piece of chalk
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You're using chalk in class when all a sudden an A-bomb drops killing everyone except yourself… You somehow survive and manage to live for the next 67 years until your grandchildren up chalk in your sandwhich automatically killing you.
The Edit Button.
The Edit Button.
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You click the Edit button, this does not please the Reply button. So he gets the Quote and Delete button to cut your throat while you sleep.
Altered Beast on the Sega Master System.
Altered Beast on the Sega Master System.
Please, please, you give me too little credit.
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Simple: Altered Beast on the Sega Master System rapes you to death!
Transformers the Movie.
Transformers the Movie.
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You get a ticket to see it and go to it. You like the movie and you sit there content with the movie that you are watching, but suddenly out of no where someone stands up in the croud “THIS MOVIE SUCKS!” he yelled out as he pulled out a gun “IM GONNA TAKE OUT MY ANGER ON YOU GUYS!” everyone escapes except for you because you were concentrated on the movie you didnt notice the attack going on. He walks up to you and puts the gun to your head “You ready to die!?” he asks as you look up at him “Wha?” you continue to stare at him and munch on some popcorn he takes a step forward and slips on a soda that spilled on the ground and he dies. You stare at him “SHHHH” you say putting your finger to your mouth “Im trying to watch!”. You watch till the end of the movie and get up and walk out of the theater and take a deep breath. You then spontaneously combust. The End OR IS IT!?
Myself
Myself
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You somehow clone yourself, then your clone kills you and takes your place.
A popsicle stick.
A popsicle stick.
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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You finish the popsickle and throw it into the trash. It lands on a spork and the spork launches a piece of gum through the air and it hits the ground. A man steps on it and then bends down to take it off.
because he wasnt watching where he was, he turns out to be in the middle of a street. a car hits him and knocks off his hat. his hat flys into a woman and she falls over onto a table. the table falls over making a glass fly through the air. the glass hits a man smoking a cigarette which flys outa his mouth.
The wind catches the lit cigarette and it goes near a gas station The cigarette manages to ignite some gas fumes and the gas station blows up. one of the affected automobiles in the gas station was an ice cream truck. when it explodes there are popsickle sticks flying everywhere at high speeds. multiple sticks fly into you and peirce vital organs in your body including your brain and lungs. hence you are killed by a popsickle stick.
a thimble.
because he wasnt watching where he was, he turns out to be in the middle of a street. a car hits him and knocks off his hat. his hat flys into a woman and she falls over onto a table. the table falls over making a glass fly through the air. the glass hits a man smoking a cigarette which flys outa his mouth.
The wind catches the lit cigarette and it goes near a gas station The cigarette manages to ignite some gas fumes and the gas station blows up. one of the affected automobiles in the gas station was an ice cream truck. when it explodes there are popsickle sticks flying everywhere at high speeds. multiple sticks fly into you and peirce vital organs in your body including your brain and lungs. hence you are killed by a popsickle stick.
a thimble.
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The bunny died upon entering my signature.
The bunny died upon entering my signature.
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The thimble is made of a chemical that you're allergic of… BUT somehow you survive and manage to live for another 30 days until you slip on one. BUT!!! You survive, unfortunately you become paralyzed until you chock to death by a thimble.
A 13-year-old immature kid who hates being affiliated with Sonic X.
A 13-year-old immature kid who hates being affiliated with Sonic X.
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Krensada
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After being told million times that he watches too much Sonic X he finally snapps and kills you with a steamroller.
An Ipod
An Ipod
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The bunny died upon entering my signature.
The bunny died upon entering my signature.
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You become enraged the 48394738497384th time your iPod wouldn't shut down and you curse it! During your sleep, the iPod came to life and choked yah to death with the infamous white earphones… Everyone believed you committed suicide but only 1 thing truly knew what happened… THE IPOD!!!
A Zune.
A Zune.
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After getting the Blue Screen of Death(somehow), you snap and toss your Zune into the river. It explodes and kills you.
Dane Cook.
Dane Cook.
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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While attending one of Dane Cook's wacky performances he moves his arms frantically eventually hitting you in the neck causing paralysis… Dane Cook feels bad about it and visits you at the hospital and gives yah a free performance… once again he moves his arms hitting you everywhere. You die instantly and so does Dane Cook.
A beard.
A beard.
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You get your beard caught in an escalator and it grinds you into hamburger.
A teenage mutant ninja turtle action figure.
A teenage mutant ninja turtle action figure.
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The bunny died upon entering my signature.
The bunny died upon entering my signature.
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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle action figure was implated with a microchip that caused it to come to life like in Small Soldiers. It tried to killed you, but you realized it was only a little-ass action and you took it apart in under 9 seconds. You decided to celebrate your easy kill by eating it… unfortunately you forgot it was made of plastic and died.
Acid Rain.
Acid Rain.
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the acid burns through you… and you die
my 5 pound dog… that loves me
my 5 pound dog… that loves me
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He pounces you, landing on your face and wiggles down, playing with you as you too wiggle on the ground, until you stop wiggling since he suffocated you by lying flat on your nose and mouth.
My hair.
My hair.
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You'll be sleeping and it will drift off into your mouth and down into your esophagus and you'll be unable to swallow because it's attached to your head.You let out a muffled howl as your last bit of air is stripped from you by your own hair.
My guitar.
My guitar.
ONLY “art” I'm good at,is my guitar.
drunkduck.com/Des
drunkduck.com/Des
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Your guitar comes to life and falls in love with you. One day it notices that you got a new girlfriend and your guitar gets jealous by cutting you with its string. Then once day you two are watching that lameass episode from The New Adventures of the Twilight Zone hosted by Forest Witiker* when all a sudden aliens come and beat you to death with the guitar… Then the aliens take the gun to Mars and start their own band. The band is called, Mars Volta.
A long post.
A long post.
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your walking along a sidewalk down the road tht has construction when you see a penny on the sidewalk. the tail is up… but oh no… you are not supersticious… you pick the penny up then keep walking on you hear a crack and screams behind you… you turn around and see that the post the electric crew was working on suddenly broke and was falling… right towards you… you were too slow though… the post falls down and splats you to a puddle of goo!!
ferby
ferby
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Your little brother calls your Ferby, gay. Somehow the Ferby comes to life and kills you thinking that you're your little brother. Knowing that your Ferby has killed you, it commits suicide 23 seconds later with a note saying, I'm sorry.
Pikachu
Pikachu
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Pikachu goes on a rampage after being super enlarged and starts to destroy town. You run up to the pikachu and yell out “STOP DESTROYING STUFF!” but the pikachu just continues attcking things. SUddenly a shot is heard and the huge pikachu falls over and you look back and see the military people with a bazooka. You give them a smile and suddenly fall over dead the pikachus son killed you with an electric shock… your dead.
a comb!
a comb!
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your combing your hair in front of the sink (don't ask me why your weird) you accidently drop it into the sink which is the garbage disposal. you try to pull it out but the comb is stuck and you decide to trun on the garbage disposal to either unwedge it or to clear it out. a pot drops from the rack and hits your head which slams you into the comb… yeh you think of the image…
transformer
transformer
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help my comic styles! its http://www.drunkduck.com/Donotread/
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You climed up a post and touched the transformer and died… 'nuff said.
Transformer (the robot)
Transformer (the robot)
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Adenn
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it steped on you
a paper plate
a paper plate
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