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sessy6 at 10:15AM, May 3, 2007

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The heroes from pokemon killed me with a thunderbolt attack from pikachu!

-A Completely harmless spec of a fragment of a peice of dust.

Life is like shit. Its just so….Shitty….

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RoronoaZoro at 6:12AM, May 4, 2007

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You inhail it in and it gets into your blood stream. It stops the blood flow to your heart and you have a heart attack.

the color green.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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riku valentine at 6:48AM, May 4, 2007

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it is the only color you see, and you dont see the red car that's about to hit you.

a friendly umbrella duel with a friend.

Blood, the dark hedgehog with the demon inside him.
Join the resistance.
Join Mephiles.
Join (Roleplay) War of the Future!
http://www.drunkduck.com/the_hedgehogs/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Shadow_and_Blaze/

No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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RoronoaZoro at 7:30AM, May 4, 2007

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You accadentily get impaled with the friends unbrella.

a sparrow.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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riku valentine at 9:43AM, May 4, 2007

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it flies into your face, snaps your head back, and breaks your neck!

something that could not kill you in any possible way!

Blood, the dark hedgehog with the demon inside him.
Join the resistance.
Join Mephiles.
Join (Roleplay) War of the Future!
http://www.drunkduck.com/the_hedgehogs/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Shadow_and_Blaze/

No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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RoronoaZoro at 11:29AM, May 4, 2007

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I kill for trying this.

Garden Tools.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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deleted-byrequest-03 at 10:27PM, May 5, 2007

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You use them upon the flowers. The flowers grow weary of these tools and decide to eat you.

MARSHMELLOWS :D

This year, school's full of BS!!!

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Triss at 4:17PM, May 6, 2007

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You are roasting marshmallows and one of your mashmallows is set on fire because you fail at roasting. Unfortunately, you do not notice this (because you fail at noticing) and eat it anyway, whereupon it burns a hole through your esophagus and kills you.
And/or, Marshie from Homestarrunner.com scares the life out of you.

Emotes.

“When once the morning star shall rise, when earth with shadow flees away, and we stand safe within the door, then you shall lift the veil thereof…”

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RoronoaZoro at 5:45AM, May 7, 2007

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The little faces revolt! They go and kill all of humanity!

Being like Scar (off of Fullmetal Alchemist)

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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riku valentine at 6:40AM, May 7, 2007

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Scar blows up your brain.

a hackisack

Blood, the dark hedgehog with the demon inside him.
Join the resistance.
Join Mephiles.
Join (Roleplay) War of the Future!
http://www.drunkduck.com/the_hedgehogs/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Shadow_and_Blaze/

No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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RoronoaZoro at 7:04AM, May 7, 2007

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It gets loged in your head.

Fullmetal Alchemist.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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ZeroVX at 12:30PM, May 7, 2007

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You call him short and he slices you to pieces.

The Knights Who Say Ni.

“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”

V for Vendetta, V.

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tokyopimp5764 at 4:10PM, May 7, 2007

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hang get violent and hang ya.

cotton balls

ruler of the all rpg's and destroyer of haggar and rusty knight and oh “Remember, kiddies! Cussing makes you cool!” www.freewebs.com/killer5764

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RoronoaZoro at 5:17AM, May 8, 2007

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You inhail them and Die.

The Sephiroth tree.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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ZeroVX at 7:30AM, May 8, 2007

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Stabs you(a la Aeris).

A five-dollar bill.

“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”

V for Vendetta, V.

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tokyopimp5764 at 8:39AM, May 8, 2007

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a homeless guy stabs you in the neck and takes it.

the internet

ruler of the all rpg's and destroyer of haggar and rusty knight and oh “Remember, kiddies! Cussing makes you cool!” www.freewebs.com/killer5764

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Kakashi2146 at 5:42AM, May 9, 2007

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A guy hacks into your computer finds your adress and murders you

a fingernail

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vgman at 5:45AM, May 9, 2007

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its sharpend like a dagger and stabs you

videos

RIP TD :cry2:

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riku valentine at 6:41AM, May 9, 2007

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they have a major effect on your life. you try to make the same energy blasts Laharl makes, and you end up dropping it and killing yourself.

Etna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blood, the dark hedgehog with the demon inside him.
Join the resistance.
Join Mephiles.
Join (Roleplay) War of the Future!
http://www.drunkduck.com/the_hedgehogs/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Shadow_and_Blaze/

No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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RoronoaZoro at 5:49AM, May 10, 2007

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She puts up posters for a bountay of 1000000 HL for your head. Countless demons attack you and try to kill you. Filnly Enta comes and kills you and takes the bountay for herself.

The DD Store.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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tokyopimp5764 at 6:35AM, May 10, 2007

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you buy one of my lollypop nuke.

the Send! button

ruler of the all rpg's and destroyer of haggar and rusty knight and oh “Remember, kiddies! Cussing makes you cool!” www.freewebs.com/killer5764

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RoronoaZoro at 6:40AM, May 10, 2007

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You click it and it sends you to the deapts of hell.

Sigma.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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riku valentine at 6:42AM, May 10, 2007

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Sigma builds overlord Riku, and together they rip your head off.

laharl's meteor!

Blood, the dark hedgehog with the demon inside him.
Join the resistance.
Join Mephiles.
Join (Roleplay) War of the Future!
http://www.drunkduck.com/the_hedgehogs/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Shadow_and_Blaze/

No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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RoronoaZoro at 6:44AM, May 10, 2007

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It lands on you.

Murder

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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tokyopimp5764 at 6:49AM, May 10, 2007

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a guy nicknamed murder cut's you into millions of peices and sends you to canada

air

ruler of the all rpg's and destroyer of haggar and rusty knight and oh “Remember, kiddies! Cussing makes you cool!” www.freewebs.com/killer5764

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RoronoaZoro at 6:51AM, May 10, 2007

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You breath in too much air and your lungs explode.

A lollypop.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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tokyopimp5764 at 6:55AM, May 10, 2007

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do you not read the Avatar rpg?

dog shit

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RoronoaZoro at 6:59AM, May 10, 2007

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tokyopimp5764
do you not read the Avatar rpg?

Yes I do. I just wanted to see what would happen.

You step in it and while you are trying to get it off, you fall off the egae of a cliff.

Brymstone.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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tokyopimp5764 at 8:44AM, May 10, 2007

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one ton of it falls on ya and spills your gut's on the ground.

the soft ticking of a clock?

ruler of the all rpg's and destroyer of haggar and rusty knight and oh “Remember, kiddies! Cussing makes you cool!” www.freewebs.com/killer5764

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Kakashi2146 at 10:03AM, May 10, 2007

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it ticks so much it dirves you crazy and you kill yourself

a dream

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