you become one of them and start cutting your self, then your house explodes
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beljanbobo
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Nightmare Zero
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They kill you with their Godmodding Might!
A keychain.
A keychain.
I'll accept your challenge anytime!
And check out Crest Holders!
http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233
And check out Crest Holders!
http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233
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nerdsareinvading
at 10:47AM, Jan. 16, 2007
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you put the keychain on your…ehem… and it restricts blood flow to it and it falls off…and we all know we cant live without our…“equipment”
dull butter knife
dull butter knife
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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Defilia
at 12:26PM, Jan. 16, 2007
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as you try to butter your toast with the DULL BUTTER KNIFE you slip on the slippery floor and falls on top of the insanely strong coffee wich is so strong it disolves you instantly.
- pinky and the brain:the ultimate collection (dvd)
- pinky and the brain:the ultimate collection (dvd)
Defilia is not to be used unless recomended by your psychologist.
im a soldier, im a judge, but most of all i am my own executioner
im a soldier, im a judge, but most of all i am my own executioner
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luclucluc
at 12:49PM, Jan. 16, 2007
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While watching the dvd, your house catches fire for no apparent reason.
THE APOCOLYPSE!!!!
THE APOCOLYPSE!!!!
When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.
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nerdsareinvading
at 12:56PM, Jan. 16, 2007
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your face!!! gets destroyed(if possible to be any more hideous…)…
microsoft flight simulator
microsoft flight simulator
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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ejg
at 1:04PM, Jan. 16, 2007
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you play it in a plane and it crashes.
a XBox
a XBox
I don,t like yugiho! buth I like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-7UX1xSEfU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-7UX1xSEfU
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luclucluc
at 1:31PM, Jan. 16, 2007
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you get halo 2 and play it so much that your eyes begin to bleed. your eyes bleed so much that you go blind. you then accidentally walk into the middle of an ice covered street in rush hour traffic. then i steal your x-box.
ma fist!
ma fist!
When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.
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nerdsareinvading
at 1:53PM, Jan. 16, 2007
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you start caressing luclucluc's fist and hes al like “oh yeah oh im gettin all funky from this…oh yeah…” and then you look at his face and you die of a heart attack…
yo mom
yo mom
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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luclucluc
at 3:08PM, Jan. 16, 2007
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your mom walks into the room, and you greet her by saying “yo mom.”, but then she sits on you, which kills you because your mommas so fat she makes king kong look like a germ.
15 nukes, an earthquake, a police chase, an alien invasion, good guys bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see, and michael jackson.
15 nukes, an earthquake, a police chase, an alien invasion, good guys bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see, and michael jackson.
When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.
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nerdsareinvading
at 7:07PM, Jan. 16, 2007
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all of those combined makes chuck norris who goes at it on your leg like a bunny on steroids…and you die from overexagerated rape
a sharpie
a sharpie
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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Brinx
at 4:27PM, Jan. 17, 2007
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You trip while running with a sharpie. When you do, it will be shoved into your eye socket. It pierces your brain and you die.
A butter knife.
A butter knife.
Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.
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nerdsareinvading
at 6:20PM, Jan. 17, 2007
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it has already been done so the computer is confused a blows up all over your mother
double sided scotch brand tape
double sided scotch brand tape
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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luclucluc
at 7:31PM, Jan. 17, 2007
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while buying your favourite brand of double sided tape, a suicide bomber blows up the store you are in.
a chipmunk
a chipmunk
When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.
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Stain
at 7:41PM, Jan. 17, 2007
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While playing “kick the chipmunk” with a friend, he accidentally kicks it too hard and it lands in the engine of a nearby jet. The chipmunk's corpse clogs up the engine, causing it to stall. The result is the jet crashing right into the place that you are at, and then it explodes.
Eyedrops.
Eyedrops.
Dirk ZephyrsLawl @ Homosexuality
Stain is also pretty hot.
K.A.L.A.-dan! Trap!
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nerdsareinvading
at 8:01PM, Jan. 17, 2007
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you have a severe case of twitxhing…you also have a severe case of pink-eye while putting in eyedrops you twitch lodging the eyedropper bottle in your temple therefore killing you
the novel To Kill a Mockingbird
the novel To Kill a Mockingbird
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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Krensada
at 11:09PM, Jan. 17, 2007
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The retard in the story comes to life and muders you.
Steven King.
Steven King.
Click on this banner…you know you want to!:
The bunny died upon entering my signature.
The bunny died upon entering my signature.
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Ozoneocean
at 11:22PM, Jan. 17, 2007
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Stephen King is walking home one dark nigh and you run him over… He shouts “Oh no, not again!” and is disabled horribly. His fans hear about it and lynch you.
three blind mice.
three blind mice.
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Krensada
at 12:56AM, Jan. 18, 2007
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Three Blind mice, three blind mice!
See how they run.
SEE HOW THEY RUN!
They chased you all over a park last night,
and Chopped of your head with a big huge Knife.
And they have relieved you of your life
those three blind mice.
a bent spoon made of white plastic.
See how they run.
SEE HOW THEY RUN!
They chased you all over a park last night,
and Chopped of your head with a big huge Knife.
And they have relieved you of your life
those three blind mice.
a bent spoon made of white plastic.
Click on this banner…you know you want to!:
The bunny died upon entering my signature.
The bunny died upon entering my signature.
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nerdsareinvading
at 5:05PM, Jan. 18, 2007
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you throw away the spoon…“you shouldve recycled” i yelled to you but no…and soon the ozone rots away in a small spot and unfiltered ultra violet rays shine down upon you and burn a hole right through you…and at your funeral i spraypainted
“you shouldve recycled” onto your casket
a rigormortified body
“you shouldve recycled” onto your casket
a rigormortified body
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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Radec
at 11:03PM, Jan. 18, 2007
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you get AIDS. then you are attacked by Doctor McNinja.
a bag of cheetos.
a bag of cheetos.
<= dead and buried.
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AQua_ng
at 11:28PM, Jan. 18, 2007
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Choke. Blargh.
A hair brush.
A hair brush.
K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
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luclucluc
at 3:19PM, Jan. 19, 2007
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you wake up and hear someone robbing your house. you get up, and grab a hairbrush to use as a weapon. you then see the burglar and smack him unconcious with the hairbrush, but too bad for you, he brought friends, friends who were all carrying hand grenades.
a grunt from Halo
a grunt from Halo
When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.
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nerdsareinvading
at 7:45PM, Jan. 19, 2007
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you throw a plasma grenade on one of them…they always run behind the elites when theyre in danger…but what if said elite happens to be running toward you…
an elite from halo
an elite from halo
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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luclucluc
at 2:14PM, Jan. 20, 2007
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your owning them completely with just a pistol, when suddenly they start coming out of the tv! then, then they get their revenge…
a giant turd
a giant turd
When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.
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nerdsareinvading
at 7:15PM, Jan. 21, 2007
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your sittin' on the jon dumping your load when all of a sudden gargantuan turd nearly the swize of Philadelphia starts its way out through your intestinal tract “uuurraaaaaaaaaa!!!!” you say as its working its way out of you then suddnely you find yourself hunders…no thousands…no millions of miles off of the ground out floating in space with a turd nearly the size of philadelphia standing erect where you were moments ago when all of a sudden the cylon fleet jumps into orbit and theyre all like “oh baltar!!!” and then they find that your not ex- president baltar but luclucluc and they fry you
ex-president baltar
ex-president baltar
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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luclucluc
at 4:55PM, Jan. 23, 2007
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the ex-president kicks you in the face, and it knocks your head off… or, something
that movie from the ring that kills you in 7 days
that movie from the ring that kills you in 7 days
When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.
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beljanbobo
at 6:23AM, Jan. 24, 2007
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you were going to watch it but your pet monkey comes and bashes your head with it, you get knocked out and wake up tied up and with a stone tied to your feet, sinking into the ocean. you drown.
doggies
doggies
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nerdsareinvading
at 6:57AM, Jan. 24, 2007
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they pee on you and your head explodes from constipation
beljanbobo
beljanbobo
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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luclucluc
at 8:25AM, Jan. 25, 2007
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while wondering where on earth someone would get a name like beljanbobo, when you suddenly realise that you are being eaten by godzilla.
cheeeeeeeeeeese!
cheeeeeeeeeeese!
When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.
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