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tokyopimp5764 at 7:05PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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plays his rap music as loud as he can and you have a heart attack

ruler of the all rpg's and destroyer of haggar and rusty knight and oh “Remember, kiddies! Cussing makes you cool!” www.freewebs.com/killer5764

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Rusty Knight at 9:10PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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You get shot an additional 400 times for AGAIN not putting an item.

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Soda Bread

I'm Jon. You can call me Dr. Jon… but I prefer Jon since I'm not really a Doctor.

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IamDave at 9:37PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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You ponder the reason why soda can coexist with bread–solid and liquid–in the same food. After two years in thought about this in your bedroom, you finally go insane and throw yourself out a ten-story plate glass window in an agonizing mental trance.

And now, a difficult one…

Peace

Love, Marcie

“Just another policeman…”

http://www.drunkduck.com/Constable_Mega_Man/
http://www.drunkduck.com/8_Bits_to_Midnight/

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Rage Nakasa at 9:41PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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Peace comes but you die of the boring news on T.V.

Newspaper Comics.

I decree Boot to the head to all.

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IamDave at 9:46PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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After devoting decades of his life to getting it perfectly right, a serial killer finally corners you in a dark alley and slits an artery with a cut-out Get Fuzzy. You don't go to the hospital because you're too stunned about how you were just so righteously pwned, and you die of blood loss.

Andrew Lloyd Webber

Love, Marcie

“Just another policeman…”

http://www.drunkduck.com/Constable_Mega_Man/
http://www.drunkduck.com/8_Bits_to_Midnight/

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ShinGen at 10:22PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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A deceased Andrew Lloyd Webber gets the T Virus, comes back to life, and eats your brains. Then your gallbladder. Cause that's how he rehtom gnikcuf rolls.

Emoticons.

Welcome to the academy of the 1337. Try not to get fragged.

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IamDave at 10:30PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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A trojan horse virus gets into your computer and transfers 10 exabytes of emoticons to the hard drive. Your monitor explodes and glass shoots in your face, and you bleed to death.

The word “waspinator.”

Love, Marcie

“Just another policeman…”

http://www.drunkduck.com/Constable_Mega_Man/
http://www.drunkduck.com/8_Bits_to_Midnight/

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ShinGen at 10:36PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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You say it near a recovering nymphomaniac. They assume you said masturbator. You are now raped to death.

Shhzam!

Welcome to the academy of the 1337. Try not to get fragged.

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IamDave at 10:41PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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Some guy named Zam: I'LL BE QUIET WHEN I'M DAMN WELL READY!!! -flamethrowers you-

A spritecomic

Love, Marcie

“Just another policeman…”

http://www.drunkduck.com/Constable_Mega_Man/
http://www.drunkduck.com/8_Bits_to_Midnight/

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AQua_ng at 4:05AM, Sept. 29, 2007

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You die from the sheer beauty of it.

A coaster.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!

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BladerEXE at 6:09AM, Sept. 29, 2007

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It wus actually a bomb! :o

Neosporin.

Forum sig banner sizes for DD are either 250x100 pixels or 480x60 pixels, (and no larger than 70K)
More info here: Rules.

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Rusty Knight at 10:14AM, Sept. 29, 2007

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It was not Neosporin, but a similar anti-biotic. But it was developed by Umbrella corp. You are now a zombie and the first person you try to attack happens to be an avid zombie fan, and knows exactly what to do, so he quickly dispatches you, but is unfortunately arrested for murder later.

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Mashed Taters…

I'm Jon. You can call me Dr. Jon… but I prefer Jon since I'm not really a Doctor.

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IamDave at 12:16PM, Sept. 29, 2007

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English Teacher: IT'S MASHED -POTATOES!- IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT ARE BRINGING DOWN AMERICA'S RATE OF LITERACY! *Bites off your head*

Spaghettios

Love, Marcie

“Just another policeman…”

http://www.drunkduck.com/Constable_Mega_Man/
http://www.drunkduck.com/8_Bits_to_Midnight/

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ComicMakerEX at 7:24PM, Sept. 29, 2007

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They go down your trachea, rather than your esophagus and suffocate you (What? I had Biology last year…)

My avatar

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Insanity at 7:53PM, Sept. 29, 2007

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Your balls explode after seeing that guy …kicking the other guy in the balls with a backflip so many times?

…

The Top Chef Season Finale

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.

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Rage Nakasa at 8:01PM, Sept. 29, 2007

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You get so mad that it is over and you kill yourself.

The servers are the seven Chaos, Chaos is power. Power enriched by the Heart. Chaos Control!

I decree Boot to the head to all.

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IamDave at 8:04PM, Sept. 29, 2007

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You die for forgetting “The controler is the one that unifies the chaos.”

Weapon:
JDFSKL:FMKASJVIODSJIOFA:NAFNLKAS:DNLKADNFKL:SNDASKL:NDKFLN:DSNV:ACKQ!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love, Marcie

“Just another policeman…”

http://www.drunkduck.com/Constable_Mega_Man/
http://www.drunkduck.com/8_Bits_to_Midnight/

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Insanity at 9:00PM, Sept. 29, 2007

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You get so confused looking at the word that it destroys your spleen, that's right spleen, and you die with your head smashed against the computer screen.

The sheer absurdity of this all.

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.

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ShinGen at 2:53AM, Sept. 30, 2007

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You mean that hasn't killed anyone yet? *dies*

My sudden and unexpected demise.

Welcome to the academy of the 1337. Try not to get fragged.

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ComicMakerEX at 5:38AM, Sept. 30, 2007

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That's just a fancy and longer way to say, “I WILL DIE.” …so… you're dead

Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!

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AQua_ng at 9:24AM, Sept. 30, 2007

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David just rapes you to death.

Paper.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!

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Insanity at 10:02AM, Sept. 30, 2007

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Paper Cuts Kill you because you have hemophilia.

The Keyboard

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.

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IamDave at 3:49PM, Sept. 30, 2007

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You fall asleep…and someone throws you onto a pipe organ keyboard. You die from shock.

A russian reversal joke

Love, Marcie

“Just another policeman…”

http://www.drunkduck.com/Constable_Mega_Man/
http://www.drunkduck.com/8_Bits_to_Midnight/

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ShinGen at 3:38AM, Oct. 1, 2007

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The joke is so bad you rip out your own eyes, stab yourself in the ears, plug your nose with m-80's, destroy your nervous system, and rip out your tongue just so that none of your senses can ever be violated in that way again. Soon after you get hit by a car, walk into a mosh pit of angry System of a Down fans, inhale mustard gas, place your body in an open flame, and drink a gallon of hemlock.

These however cancel each other out and you live. Unable to deal with an abomination like you in the world, the worlds leaders join to declare nuclear war against you. Much like a cockroach you remain the only “human” to survive. But luckily the worlds food supply is gone and you die of starvation.

Now do you see why the Russian Reversal Thread must be put to a stop?

GOD.

Welcome to the academy of the 1337. Try not to get fragged.

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IamDave at 6:00AM, Oct. 1, 2007

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…ZILLA! -everyone dies-

AQua_ng cheating at my game

Love, Marcie

“Just another policeman…”

http://www.drunkduck.com/Constable_Mega_Man/
http://www.drunkduck.com/8_Bits_to_Midnight/

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imshard at 6:06AM, Oct. 1, 2007

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The revelation that mods can't cheat because its their topic area and not yours snaps your delicate communist tendencies. This stuns you to a point where you can't look at any aspect of the world without some terrible new revelation that shatters your knowledge of the earth at every turn. You dash yourself against a brick wall until your head cracks open to end the madness.

Buddha

Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!

Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!

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IamDave at 8:00AM, Oct. 1, 2007

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You know why the Buddha's so fat? You were tasty.

Imshard and his best friend the US department of homeland security

Love, Marcie

“Just another policeman…”

http://www.drunkduck.com/Constable_Mega_Man/
http://www.drunkduck.com/8_Bits_to_Midnight/

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Insanity at 6:04PM, Oct. 1, 2007

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Well that's pretty freakin obvious, so I'll make it “different”. You tell inshard, a tech support guy, that your computer exploded and you don't know why, but you're going to kill whoever did. The Department of Homeland Security hears you saying that, and orders Dick Cheney to shoot you in the face.

A Clay Turtle.

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.

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tokyopimp5764 at 1:17PM, Oct. 2, 2007

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trip over it and fall into a ocean illed with rock at the bottom as you float ther a shark tears of ur nose and leaves you finally float to shore and your dead body is found by michael jackson house they run an analysis on you and confirm that you are indeed michael jackson.

jackin off

ruler of the all rpg's and destroyer of haggar and rusty knight and oh “Remember, kiddies! Cussing makes you cool!” www.freewebs.com/killer5764

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IamDave at 2:37PM, Oct. 2, 2007

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You have a seizure from sexual overstimulation because while doing it, the top drawer was locked. :P

An avatar

Love, Marcie

“Just another policeman…”

http://www.drunkduck.com/Constable_Mega_Man/
http://www.drunkduck.com/8_Bits_to_Midnight/

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