The acne covered “cook” wrapped its scalding contents too tightly and it explodes into your eyes blinding you. You run around screaming until you fall and land on a grill, catch on fire and burn to death.
TV
MAFIA... and other forum games
How will this kill me?
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The media's influence causes you to commit acts of violence, and you get killed in a shootout.
Bratz doll
Bratz doll
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They are actually alive and they kill you in your sleep.
Spoon
Spoon
K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3
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You go to Toys R Us with your child looking for the latest fashionable Toy. When from across the store it calls to her. Faintly at first but then the cries grow deeper. Louder. Sweeter. You are oblivious to the fact that the Bratz Doll has once again claimed another victim. You buy the doll for her. Because she's your little angel isn't she? Ironic, the fact that soon you will both be in heaven.
You go home. She shows the doll to her friends. They're envious. Of course they're envious. That doll is evil. So once little Claire, and little Stacey, and yes, even little Bertha leave you put your child to sleep and say. “Goodnight sweety, I love you.” You walk out of her room and turn off the light and of course as all good cliche go the doll's eyes turn bright red. Then before anyone knows what had happened. BAM. Little Stacey's back with an axe and you're all dead.
Why did this happen? Did the doll have evil powers? Did the jealousy overwhelm the little girl until she could take no more? Or did you just forget to switch to Geico to save lots of money on your car insurance?
-my thanks to ShinGen for already fielding this one.
Windows Vista
You go home. She shows the doll to her friends. They're envious. Of course they're envious. That doll is evil. So once little Claire, and little Stacey, and yes, even little Bertha leave you put your child to sleep and say. “Goodnight sweety, I love you.” You walk out of her room and turn off the light and of course as all good cliche go the doll's eyes turn bright red. Then before anyone knows what had happened. BAM. Little Stacey's back with an axe and you're all dead.
Why did this happen? Did the doll have evil powers? Did the jealousy overwhelm the little girl until she could take no more? Or did you just forget to switch to Geico to save lots of money on your car insurance?
-my thanks to ShinGen for already fielding this one.
Windows Vista
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YoungNastyMan
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It installs itself into your Mac, and the monitor explodes, ejecting shards of glass into your eyes.
BIG……ANGRY……COCKS!!!
BIG……ANGRY……COCKS!!!
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hehehe, my friend told me to post that. you don't really have to relate a swarm of enraged penises to your death. lol!
batman's left shoe.
batman's left shoe.
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MAKE YOU CHOKE!!!
*gagging* *thud*
ummmmm….. awkward?
sailboat
*gagging* *thud*
ummmmm….. awkward?
sailboat
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U HAVE AN EXTREME SAILING MISHAP, AND U GETS CUT IN HALF, WHILE WEARING A 3 PIECE BATHING SUIT!!!
El Camino floating through space
El Camino floating through space
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You suffocate immediately, ITS A FREAKING EL CAMINO THERES NO AIR IN OUTER SPACE!
Nuclear fallout shelter
Nuclear fallout shelter
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You starve to death.
Wild dingos
Wild dingos
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Tear you apart in your sleep
dolphins at seawolrd
dolphins at seawolrd
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You get shot in the eye, in a western style showdown, by the dolphin.
deck of Yugi-Oh! cards
deck of Yugi-Oh! cards
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After losing a match to a 5 year old at a tournament you take a card and start slashing throats until the police gun you down like a dog
Super smash brothers melee
Super smash brothers melee
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When you throw a pokeball at your opponent, snorlax bursts through your tv screen and eats your eyes.
a shatterproof glass, filled to the rim with delicious candies that dissolve in your mouth.
a shatterproof glass, filled to the rim with delicious candies that dissolve in your mouth.
(>^_^)>(>^.)>('<)
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You down the candies in one gulp,
later the doctor's determine they were all made of anthrax, thus the unbreakable container that.
google earth
later the doctor's determine they were all made of anthrax, thus the unbreakable container that.
google earth
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Terrorists use google earth to find your house and steal your tv. you die from depression.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
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The fun Japanese style animations draw you in and suck your soul out.
eventually your body dies with a controlling influence
Gantz (don't look it up, if ya don't know it you ain't worthy)
eventually your body dies with a controlling influence
Gantz (don't look it up, if ya don't know it you ain't worthy)
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My severe lack of knowledge of this Gantz causes your soul to rupture, turning you into a lifeless vegetable. (oh, and i just looked it up)
the port end of a cruise ship
the port end of a cruise ship
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you drown in the wash of a bilge pump… yuck
Antonio Banderas
Antonio Banderas
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He carves a big Z in your forehead, and you die of blood loss.
Sturdy window.
Sturdy window.
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You get into a brawl and you get clever thinking to throw your opponent out a nearby window. You succeed in cracking it. I piece flies into your eye long enough for the SOB to pull a gun and shoot you.
Beretta ( get creative)
Beretta ( get creative)
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You flip and spin your beretta, like in an awesome western flick, and it goes off, shattering the nacho cheese machine in the movie theater, causing mass flooding, hurricanes, and earthquakes.
A padded helmet.
A padded helmet.
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You forget that the padding is on the outside of your helmet, fall down a cliff. And end up sustaining worse injuries than if you had not been wearing it at all.
A flea collar.
A flea collar.
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You put it on to tight and you choke and die.
necro posting.
Seriously where is aqua.
necro posting.
Seriously where is aqua.
RIP TD :cry2:
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The Mods get mad and destroy your ever loving soul.
The color white.
The color white.
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It blinds you and you die of despair
Theodore Roosevelt
Theodore Roosevelt
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He shoots Teddy Bears at you and you die from stuffing overload.
Three safety pins and McGuyver.
Three safety pins and McGuyver.
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Escapes the bomb in time. you don't.
pebble ( too small to choke on)
pebble ( too small to choke on)
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Pebble rolls down a hill and gathers mass then becomes lodged in your throat and chokes you.
You're own blood plasma.
You're own blood plasma.
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you don't have enough of it and you die from it (don't know what the disease is called)
a psychotic, suicidal girlfriend. >:)
a psychotic, suicidal girlfriend. >:)
Blood, the dark hedgehog with the demon inside him.
Join the resistance.
Join Mephiles.
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No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life
Join the resistance.
Join Mephiles.
Join (Roleplay) War of the Future!
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No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life
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