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Rage Nakasa at 8:55PM, Oct. 2, 2007

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Cthulhu kills you cause of your Avater.

Myspace. (never been there.)

I decree Boot to the head to all.

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IamDave at 8:57PM, Oct. 2, 2007

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Your plane is shot down when your drunk airliner pilot veers into Iraqi air. The old bastard should have just given them their space.

Bad puns.

Love, Marcie

“Just another policeman…”

http://www.drunkduck.com/Constable_Mega_Man/
http://www.drunkduck.com/8_Bits_to_Midnight/

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Lord Shplane at 9:44PM, Oct. 2, 2007

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(All puns are bad puns)

You're brain explodes from hearing a pun.

Space Jesus.

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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IamDave at 9:58PM, Oct. 2, 2007

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(I know all puns are bad puns–if we're grading them on a curve, then the bad ones out of the already-bad pun category have lethal potential)

You start a container-store business and claim to be Jesus in storage space. Your store is shot up by Evangelical fanatics, and you're dead on the floor.

Hentai

Love, Marcie

“Just another policeman…”

http://www.drunkduck.com/Constable_Mega_Man/
http://www.drunkduck.com/8_Bits_to_Midnight/

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therealtj at 8:13AM, Oct. 3, 2007

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Yo get sucked into the TV you were watching on and it turns out that a serial killer is killing all the hentai chicks… And now he's killing you!

A dead bum.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe

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IamDave at 11:39AM, Oct. 3, 2007

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You choke on him and die. It's a shame, really; he was delicious.

Matter.

Love, Marcie

“Just another policeman…”

http://www.drunkduck.com/Constable_Mega_Man/
http://www.drunkduck.com/8_Bits_to_Midnight/

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Tantz_Aerine at 12:12PM, Oct. 3, 2007

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Yours decomposes and you die.

flip-flops.

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IamDave at 12:25PM, Oct. 3, 2007

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they're not flip-flops…they're fleep-fl33pz.
And they kill you until they kill you until you're dead.

My bad photoshopping.

Love, Marcie

“Just another policeman…”

http://www.drunkduck.com/Constable_Mega_Man/
http://www.drunkduck.com/8_Bits_to_Midnight/

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Rage Nakasa at 12:33PM, Oct. 3, 2007

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I use Overlord's Wrath on you for them.

Laharl

I decree Boot to the head to all.

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therealtj at 12:36PM, Oct. 3, 2007

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You die trying to figure out what that word means.

nothing

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe

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IamDave at 1:34PM, Oct. 3, 2007

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you need a bone marrow transplant to live…but you get NOTHING.

A 500-year-old pink walrus in an ice cube.

Love, Marcie

“Just another policeman…”

http://www.drunkduck.com/Constable_Mega_Man/
http://www.drunkduck.com/8_Bits_to_Midnight/

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Rage Nakasa at 1:35PM, Oct. 3, 2007

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I use Overlord's Wrath on you for that!

Laharl ( know what the name means… I mean a person.)

I decree Boot to the head to all.

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BloodTh at 2:00PM, Oct. 3, 2007

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He uses his meteor drop on you. You're fucked.

Adell (know who he is, or die from the consequences!)

(Hey, Rage, can I borrow Disgaea sometime? I'll lend you one of my games!)

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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bluebot092 at 10:13AM, Oct. 13, 2007

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adell comes and knifes you…

hat

I don't have ADD you're just boring me.

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Insanity at 10:38AM, Oct. 13, 2007

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his/her avatar kills you with it's magical properties.

I Alone-Live

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.

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therealtj at 12:46PM, Oct. 15, 2007

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Being the only thing/person, there is no food, and so you see your self… and get hungry. Yeah.

A gun with a forcefield (so no one/thing can touch it, or use it.)

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe

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Rage Nakasa at 5:27PM, Oct. 15, 2007

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You try to touchit and you die.

A Sacred Tome.

I decree Boot to the head to all.

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BloodTh at 5:36PM, Oct. 15, 2007

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what the hell is a sared tome? you mean Sacred? I'm gonna use sacred.

It is so sacred, the cult that holds it as sacred believes you are a god for being able to touch it. Unfrotunately, they wanna realease you from your mortal prison and eat you for dinner.

a wallet.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Coveinant at 6:01PM, Oct. 15, 2007

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There is $600 in the wallet, I take it and to make sure you don't report me taking it, I beat you with it until you lose consiousness. I then throw you in the river.

an old hat full of hat pins (I wore one of these today, so I was a pinhead)

Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

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imshard at 6:11PM, Oct. 15, 2007

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you wear it and an old man mistakes you for a working girl. He gets horny on you and you die of disgust and revulsion.

Enlightenment

Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!

Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!

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Coveinant at 6:22PM, Oct. 15, 2007

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You become so enlightened that your head explodes.

Listening to Numa Numa (Mai Ai HEE)

here is a sample

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE3DNJHWFSo

go to O:52, that is when the song starts.

Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

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therealtj at 10:17AM, Oct. 16, 2007

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The sound wave in the song are too much… your speakers explode, and you die.

A gun with a forcefield (so no one/thing can touch it, or use it.), which the force field just blocks anything from touching it, and is non harmful >: (

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe

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Rage Nakasa at 10:29AM, Oct. 16, 2007

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A murderer comes in and tries to kill you. You go for your gun but because of the force field, you can't grab it. You die cause you could not use it against the Murderer.

Megaman ZX Advent.

I decree Boot to the head to all.

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BloodTh at 11:40AM, Oct. 16, 2007

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you hang yourself because they keep pudhing back its release.

an annoying sister

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Rage Nakasa at 12:00PM, Oct. 16, 2007

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This is your sister… You kill yourself to get away from the nagging!

ALLSOP

I decree Boot to the head to all.

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Wolfer at 3:48PM, Nov. 12, 2007

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I have no idea what an allsop is so I'll just say that it falls on your head from a great height.

Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster. (seriously, that guy exists!)

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Zeph at 6:33PM, Nov. 12, 2007

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He stabs you rebeatedly with a Staff… with a blad… and and… Damn it. He just kills you. Alright? he gets s choppa takes out the heavy artillery and shoots you repeatedly with styrofoam balls until you die of embarassment.

The Unholy Hellsent piloshit
HELLO KITTY!

Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?

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BloodTh at 12:09AM, Nov. 13, 2007

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the cat turns out to be a demon in disguise.

True love. (straight love, no “you are killed because your true love is of the same sex”, because that is just plain homophobic)

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Thevampire_kain01 at 10:46AM, Nov. 13, 2007