Great title for a thread :)

So anyway… Nipples.
They're funny little points on your chest. They can get horribly sore at times. They can look hilarious. Everyone has them. It looks really weird when they're erased- in censored Japanese art or absent from the chests of superheros (male and female because their cloths are equally skin tight). They look funny on armour. They look really funny when pieced.

All in all though, I'd be happier without mine. I suppose.

Thoughts on nipples?

-(as long as you're not X-rated about it)

What the heck can you say about nipples that isn't inappropriate?

…they can be used to feed babies?

You feed babies nipples? You monster! O_O

What use would those things be to a man? I'm sure they must have some purpose. Otherwise men wouldn't have them. Then again the human appendix is apparently a vestigal piece of human anatomy as it has no use that we've seen…

Lonnehart
What use would those things be to a man? I'm sure they must have some purpose. Otherwise men wouldn't have them. Then again the human appendix is apparently a vestigal piece of human anatomy as it has no use that we've seen…

If memory serves, every baby starts out as a female as the default gender, then I guess later they grow a dong. Unless they're female.
I think also some men have working mammary glands…So…Yeah.

Nipples are indeed weird, but men would just look weird without them.
Women would be too terrifying to look at. Oh…Oh god, mental image D8

there actual usage is to test the temperature of swimming pools and all water in general…
(^U^)

n_y_japlander
there actual usage is to test the temperature of swimming pools and all water in general…

Really? Wouldn't there be a danger of falling in? I always use my elbow.

Maybe you're getting confused with ripples, which are formed when you test the temperature of swimming pools and all water in general?

crocty

Lonnehart
What use would those things be to a man? I'm sure they must have some purpose. Otherwise men wouldn't have them. Then again the human appendix is apparently a vestigal piece of human anatomy as it has no use that we've seen…

If memory serves, every baby starts out as a female as the default gender, then I guess later they grow a dong. Unless they're female.
I think also some men have working mammary glands…So…Yeah.

Nipples are indeed weird, but men would just look weird without them.
Women would be too terrifying to look at. Oh…Oh god, mental image D8

Not quite true. Male and female genitals develop from the same androgenous organ in the womb.

Despite all the crap that comes with nipples, I'm keeping mine. Partly because I might decide to have kids of my own someday, but mostly because sanding them off sounds way too painful.

“A man's nipples are just as sensitive as a woman's. They become erect on stimulation and as a woman's become hard as well. As with a woman then, sucking, tongue tickling, massage, and biting all act to excite a man, and give great erogenous pleasure.”

I don't want them on my chest but there is ALWAYS something I want to get off my chest.

And they don't give me “great erogenous pleasure”. That's just weird, dude. :P

ozoneocean
Thoughts on nipples?

As long as they're not on Batman's suit anymore, I'm fine with 'em.

crocty
If memory serves, every baby starts out as a female as the default gender, then I guess later they grow a dong. Unless they're female.

This is true. The base gender is female. The Y chromosome basically serves as an override code that alters the development of the fetus, giving it male characteristics. In medical terms the development of a boy fetus is called defeminization. Sometimes the Y chromosome fails to do the job properly, causing the child to end up in some sort of middle stage. Genetically the child is a male but physiologically it's an infertile girl.

They can shoot powerful lasers or rainbows.

Wow, Ozone. This is without a doubt the greatest name for a thread ever. I dare say, nothing could possibly keep this from being the greatest thread ever!

ksteak
“A man's nipples are just as sensitive as a woman's. They become erect on stimulation and as a woman's become hard as well. As with a woman then, sucking, tongue tickling, massage, and biting all act to excite a man, and give great erogenous pleasure.”

Dammit.

n_y_japlander
their actual usage is to test the temperature of swimming pools and all water in general…

Kind of true! I call it the Boob Threshold, and once they're in, I'll be fine =p

I'm happy using my toe to test the temperature.

I'm weird with my art I'd draw a nipple on a woman but on a man no. It just seems to weird to me. Men with nipples, what kind of weird sci-fi world would we be in?

ozoneocean
You feed babies nipples? You monster! O_O

But feeding babies to nipples is hilarious. Picture it… a nipple swallowing an unsuspecting child…

COMEDIC GOLD.

for some reason, it's morally wrong for women to have ‘em. or something like that, because they’re not allowed to show the on TV, and the only other things that come to mind that you can't show are explicit murder and dead soldiers.

Orin J Master
for some reason, it's morally wrong for women to have ‘em. or something like that, because they’re not allowed to show the on TV, and the only other things that come to mind that you can't show are explicit murder and dead soldiers.

We could fix things by superimposing man nipples over lady nipples! :D

Hey presto! Censorship solved!

Orin J Master
for some reason, it's morally wrong for women to have ‘em. or something like that, because they’re not allowed to show the on TV, and the only other things that come to mind that you can't show are explicit murder and dead soldiers.

There's a woman's rights movement going about now that's combating this stigma. Basically, they don't agree that women have to wear bras while men are allowed to be bare chested. This movement has done several protest runs where a huge group of women show up in swimming pools all at once, without wearing any bras.




Truly they're the heroes of the modern age.

Product Placement
There's a woman's rights movement going about now that's combating this stigma. Basically, they don't agree that women have to wear bras while men are allowed to be bare chested. This movement has done several protest runs where a huge group of women show up in swimming pools all at once, without wearing any bras.

The Topfreedom Movement?

Product Placement
There's a woman's rights movement going about now that's combating this stigma. Basically, they don't agree that women have to wear bras while men are allowed to be bare chested. This movement has done several protest runs where a huge group of women show up in swimming pools all at once, without wearing any bras.

Parading for an immensely saggy future. God bless them all.

Haha, just kidding, that sounds gross and a little bit dumb!

When I saw this topic, I was like, “Nipples, eh? Hmmm… Alright, I'll bite.”

I should say this to a naked lady when I get the chance.

crocty

Product Placement
There's a woman's rights movement going about now that's combating this stigma. Basically, they don't agree that women have to wear bras while men are allowed to be bare chested. This movement has done several protest runs where a huge group of women show up in swimming pools all at once, without wearing any bras.

Parading for an immensely saggy future. God bless them all.

Actually, there is no concrete scientific evidence that braless breasts sag (Some sources even claim that the opposite is true and that they may even cause cancer o_o!). We have to remember that breasts don't contain any muscle tissue, so in essence, it would be impossible to train them with a bra :p.

I like them… 'nuff said…

Peipei
Actually, there is no concrete scientific evidence that braless breasts sag (Some sources even claim that the opposite is true and that they may even cause cancer o_o!). We have to remember that breasts don't contain any muscle tissue, so in essence, it would be impossible to train them with a bra :p.

Man boobies sag.

Khrushchev:



And… Ah-nold :(



Arnold had muscle under his once though. But mainly I think it's skin stretching. I do know that you can stretch skin to pretty much any amount, given time and pressure/weight, and it's impossible to shrink it back afterwards (without some judicious tailoring). So maybe that's the reason for sagging chest flesh?

Not that a bra would do too much to arrest that, unless you wore it pretty much permanently.
The main reason for a bra is to create the impression of a particular bod-shape under clothes. In that way they're exactly like old corsets and hoopskirts, except a much lighter less restrictive version.

Here was me hoping that the thread title was a joke…


Heavy emphasis on tit.

During the early years of my college career, we had an Intelligent Design advocate speaking on campus, and this came up. Someone asked, if people had been intelligently designed, why did males have nipples?

The expert's response was that male nipples existed for erotic stimulation.

ozoneocean
We could fix things by superimposing man nipples over lady nipples! :D

As long as we don't use male nipples with nipple hair.

This thread makes me happy ^_^ as does the subject in question and the boobs that accompany them =D

I can not be sure if this is a male nipple or a female nipple.

This might be porn.