granted, but they get wiped out on their first mission by my army of independant ninjas.
I wish I knew Rob Zombie.

MAFIA... and other forum games
Ruin A Wish game
BloodTh
at 12:21PM, Oct. 15, 2007
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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therealtj
at 12:29PM, Oct. 15, 2007
BLARGH! YOU BEAT ME!
Granted, but it turns out he's actually a zombie. So he kills you. And eats you. And then he kills and eats your fammily. Then your friends. then he relises he wasn't realy a zombie, and moves on with his life.
I wish that no one would tun my wish around on me.
Granted, but it turns out he's actually a zombie. So he kills you. And eats you. And then he kills and eats your fammily. Then your friends. then he relises he wasn't realy a zombie, and moves on with his life.
I wish that no one would tun my wish around on me.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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Coveinant
at 2:07PM, Oct. 15, 2007
Granted. But your wish is nulified by the fact that it must be ruined.
I wish people would read author notes.
I wish people would read author notes.
Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ
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imshard
at 4:38PM, Oct. 15, 2007
Granted but then all the people who read die of boredom. with no more literates in the world the computers take over the machines and we all get wiped out by skynet.
I wish that I was the supreme ruler of the universe and well loved by all my subjects
I wish that I was the supreme ruler of the universe and well loved by all my subjects
Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:57PM
Rage Nakasa
at 4:48PM, Oct. 15, 2007
Granted but an oracal comes to you and Tells you your universe is going to be destoried. So you go find the Sacred Tome to find out the answer to save your universe, but you don't like wait is in it. So you destory the book. Then your Universe is set ablaze as you save your life by sealing yourself into the Sacred Tome. You have lost everything.
I wish someone knew what game has that storyline that was from.
I wish someone knew what game has that storyline that was from.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:59PM
imshard
at 5:11PM, Oct. 15, 2007
Granted, though there is more than one. You are humiliated for not knowing that.
I wish that Aqua would lock this thread.
I wish that Aqua would lock this thread.
Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:57PM
Coveinant
at 6:15PM, Oct. 15, 2007
I am not going to grant that, I agree, this thread is so old and I beleive people are running out of ideas.
So AQua_ng please, lock this thread.
So AQua_ng please, lock this thread.
Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:46AM
BloodTh
at 7:26PM, Oct. 15, 2007
Guys like you two should just shut up. Just because it's old doesn't mean it's not cool. I'm an older member than both of you (look at the Riku Valentine posts) and I don't think I'm not cool.
I wish people like those two WOULD just shut up.
I wish people like those two WOULD just shut up.
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

last edited on July 14, 2011 11:27AM
imshard
at 7:58PM, Oct. 15, 2007
Denied, who said you weren't cool? You're awesome. I just want this closed up before it goes lame. You know to preserve the fond memories of it before it becomes ugly. Kinda like euthanasia.
I wish Something that can't be granted
I wish Something that can't be granted
Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:57PM
BloodTh
at 10:00PM, Oct. 15, 2007
it aint granted. Your wish is ruined, because, technically, it was granted.
I wish I didn't feel so damn sick.
I wish I didn't feel so damn sick.
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

last edited on July 14, 2011 11:27AM
therealtj
at 9:59AM, Oct. 16, 2007
Granted, but without the feeling, you don't relise you are sick, and it goes untreated and you die.
I wish people would stop stealing my nuts…
I wish people would stop stealing my nuts…

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:26PM
Evil_Snuffkin
at 7:45PM, Oct. 16, 2007
Granted, they start stealing all your possesions instead.
I wish I owned Microsoft.
I wish I owned Microsoft.
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:24PM
imshard
at 8:00PM, Oct. 16, 2007
Granted but you realize that bill will always rule the company.
Though you die rich you have a hollow feeling inside that follows you to the grave.
I wish that I only got the pleasant and smart customers on my phone
Though you die rich you have a hollow feeling inside that follows you to the grave.
I wish that I only got the pleasant and smart customers on my phone
Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:57PM
BloodTh
at 8:26PM, Oct. 16, 2007
granted. but they take up all your time just talking, since they are so smart, they don't need help. So you get fired.
I wish I owned the rights to Sonic the Hedgehog.
I wish I owned the rights to Sonic the Hedgehog.
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

last edited on July 14, 2011 11:27AM
imshard
at 9:06PM, Oct. 16, 2007
Granted but then you realize that makes you Sega, the tavern wench of the game industry.
Your butt starts to hurt after the first 20 minutes.
I wish I was free to do as I want
Your butt starts to hurt after the first 20 minutes.
I wish I was free to do as I want
Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:57PM
genstru
at 5:33PM, Oct. 18, 2007
Granted but because no stopped you from eating all the chinese food in resteraunt you become morbidly obese. I hope that didn't sound too cruel.
Well I wish that I could fight giant monsters every Saturday night with my friends.
Well I wish that I could fight giant monsters every Saturday night with my friends.

Magic vol. 2 returns this week!
Oh and I forgot to mention that I'm moving to theotaku.com this Feb.
And visit my Magic vol.2 Forum….TODAY!
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:34PM
Orange
at 9:12PM, Oct. 18, 2007
Granted, but one day you get killed by a monster.. However, you still rise from the cemetery to fight monsters every Saturday. Then everyone starts hating you because you smell so bad. (no offense)
I wish this text wasn't underlined.
I wish this text wasn't underlined.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:21PM
Rage Nakasa
at 9:18PM, Oct. 18, 2007
Orange
I wish this text wasn'tunderlined.
underlined
Granted, but now it's gone crazy! You have to run for your life.
I wish I could play Maple Story as School.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:59PM
Orange
at 9:31PM, Oct. 18, 2007
Granted, but then you got hacked.
I wish there were more posters at 9:30 pm PST.
I wish there were more posters at 9:30 pm PST.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:21PM
Coveinant
at 9:47PM, Oct. 18, 2007
Granted, but it fails since most people are asleep by 9:30
I wish everyone to see the 2200 thread (7th page).
I wish everyone to see the 2200 thread (7th page).
Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:46AM
genstru
at 1:15PM, Oct. 19, 2007
Granted but because so many members went to the suggested thread they became……. Giant Hamburgers!
I wish I was in Yu Yu Hakusho as a spirit detective.
I wish I was in Yu Yu Hakusho as a spirit detective.

Magic vol. 2 returns this week!
Oh and I forgot to mention that I'm moving to theotaku.com this Feb.
And visit my Magic vol.2 Forum….TODAY!
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:34PM
Lord Shplane
at 1:18PM, Oct. 19, 2007
Granted, but you get captured and subsequently killed by rapist demons on your first mission.
I wish I wasn't actually bored enough to post in this thread.
I wish I wasn't actually bored enough to post in this thread.
DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:41PM
genstru
at 1:37PM, Oct. 19, 2007
Granted but you later become forced to post in this thread 2 hours later.
I wish I could be in the One Piece manga and have my very own pirate crew.
I wish I could be in the One Piece manga and have my very own pirate crew.

Magic vol. 2 returns this week!
Oh and I forgot to mention that I'm moving to theotaku.com this Feb.
And visit my Magic vol.2 Forum….TODAY!
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:34PM
imshard
at 2:16PM, Oct. 19, 2007
Granted but the rubber man becomes jealous of you sends ye down to davy Jone's Locker
I wish to go to heaven.
I wish to go to heaven.
Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:57PM
genstru
at 2:23PM, Oct. 19, 2007
Granted but you discover it was all a hulcination from eating all that chinese food.
I wish that I could fight Zombie warriors every Halloween with my favorite BoBoBo charecters.
I wish that I could fight Zombie warriors every Halloween with my favorite BoBoBo charecters.

Magic vol. 2 returns this week!
Oh and I forgot to mention that I'm moving to theotaku.com this Feb.
And visit my Magic vol.2 Forum….TODAY!
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:34PM
Coveinant
at 2:25PM, Oct. 19, 2007
Granted but BoBoBo uses you as a sheild and you are eaten by the zombies.
I wish genstru would stop wishing that he was in manga.
I wish genstru would stop wishing that he was in manga.
Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:46AM
Lord Shplane
at 2:31PM, Oct. 19, 2007
Granted, but he starts wishing he was characters from 4Kids anime dubs instead.
I wish I had money with which to buy games for my shiny new PS3.
I wish I had money with which to buy games for my shiny new PS3.
DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:41PM
Coveinant
at 2:34PM, Oct. 19, 2007
Granted but you realize that the PS3 sucks and you go and by a Wii.
I wish I could make people listen to me when I say I don't want something.
I wish I could make people listen to me when I say I don't want something.
Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:46AM
genstru
at 2:36PM, Oct. 19, 2007
Granted but then I destroy your PS3.
I wish I was a newly imprved version of Batman.
I wish I was a newly imprved version of Batman.

Magic vol. 2 returns this week!
Oh and I forgot to mention that I'm moving to theotaku.com this Feb.
And visit my Magic vol.2 Forum….TODAY!
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:34PM
Lord Shplane
at 2:37PM, Oct. 19, 2007
Coveinant
Granted but you realize that the PS3 sucks and you go and by a Wii.
1: I have a Wii. It sucks enormous ass.
2: No, you will never get your wish that you wished for, ever.
3: Instead, you're eaten by rabid badgers.
DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:41PM
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