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Rage Nakasa at 8:39PM, Sept. 7, 2007

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Ok Granted! Put you don't know how to use it and your own power kill you.

I wish I could spell better.
I also wish Drunkduck had a spell checker.

I decree Boot to the head to all.

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kitty17 at 9:50PM, Sept. 7, 2007

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Both Granted….but now your grammar sucks and there's no grammar checker.

I wish I wasn't bored.

K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3

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Rage Nakasa at 9:54PM, Sept. 7, 2007

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Granted! A wilded rabied dog attacks you.

I wish for a whatyoumacallit.

I decree Boot to the head to all.

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kitty17 at 9:57PM, Sept. 7, 2007

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Granted but you have to give up you whosamawhatsit.

I wish I wasn't so short.

K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3

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Rage Nakasa at 9:59PM, Sept. 7, 2007

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Granted, but now ed from fullmetal alumist hates you and kills you.

I wish I was Shadow.

I decree Boot to the head to all.

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riku valentine at 3:05PM, Sept. 13, 2007

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granted, but it's the dead Shadow from my comic.

I wish I had a psychotic girlfriend. (hare fun, people!)

Blood, the dark hedgehog with the demon inside him.
Join the resistance.
Join Mephiles.
Join (Roleplay) War of the Future!
http://www.drunkduck.com/the_hedgehogs/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Shadow_and_Blaze/

No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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ShinGen at 5:31AM, Sept. 14, 2007

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Granted! But after having an episode she chases you down the street into on coming traffic where the two of you dance between cars until finally she has an aneurysm, her spinal wall explodes, and she floods the whole freeway with psychotic brain juice thus killing everyone in the vicinity.

I wish I were I wish I might.

Welcome to the academy of the 1337. Try not to get fragged.

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riku valentine at 2:32PM, Sept. 14, 2007

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you are now might guy! too bad tho, you just got put in prison for being a pedophile (child fucker)

I wish my rp was more popular.

Blood, the dark hedgehog with the demon inside him.
Join the resistance.
Join Mephiles.
Join (Roleplay) War of the Future!
http://www.drunkduck.com/the_hedgehogs/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Shadow_and_Blaze/

No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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ShinGen at 3:07PM, Sept. 14, 2007

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Granted! But only in France.

I wish I could stop Rob Zombie from making movies.

Welcome to the academy of the 1337. Try not to get fragged.

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riku valentine at 4:44PM, Sept. 14, 2007

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granted, but all the fans of Rob Zombie and his movies, including me, come and kill you.

I wish for something that you can't ruin!

Blood, the dark hedgehog with the demon inside him.
Join the resistance.
Join Mephiles.
Join (Roleplay) War of the Future!
http://www.drunkduck.com/the_hedgehogs/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Shadow_and_Blaze/

No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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ShinGen at 7:50PM, Sept. 14, 2007

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Granted! You now have Richard Simmons and SHplane as your personal sex slaves.

(btw Rob Zombie's music owns hard. His movies however suck the fat ass)

I wish KHIII would come out already.

Welcome to the academy of the 1337. Try not to get fragged.

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riku valentine at 8:51PM, Sept. 14, 2007

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granted, but because you rushed it, the game sucks donkey nuts (an expression me and a couple friends came up with)

I wish people would quit thinking I'm gay. (doesn't bother me that much, just don't like people thinking that)

Blood, the dark hedgehog with the demon inside him.
Join the resistance.
Join Mephiles.
Join (Roleplay) War of the Future!
http://www.drunkduck.com/the_hedgehogs/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Shadow_and_Blaze/

No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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ShinGen at 9:02PM, Sept. 14, 2007

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Granted! But in turn you will actually become gay and no one will believe you.

I wish my hate could consume souls… well more souls.

Welcome to the academy of the 1337. Try not to get fragged.

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Evil_Snuffkin at 5:32PM, Sept. 26, 2007

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Granted but the only souls you consume are from skunks and you end up stinking.

I wish I had invented the wheel and patented it.

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BloodTh at 6:19PM, Sept. 26, 2007

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granted. as such, you changed history, and now Hitler rules the world. we are all forced to say HAIL HITLER! Damn you.

Wish I had a girlfriend (like Blaze, a catgirl)

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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ShinGen at 8:08PM, Sept. 26, 2007

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Granted. Enjoy your brand new Kathy Bates.

I wish I could manifest the things in my mind and form all to my will.

Welcome to the academy of the 1337. Try not to get fragged.

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Rusty Knight at 7:46AM, Sept. 28, 2007

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Granted. Now things manifest in your mind, thus immediately destroying it. Because it's now lodged in your brain.

I wish college wasn't such a pain in the ass.

I'm Jon. You can call me Dr. Jon… but I prefer Jon since I'm not really a Doctor.

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BloodTh at 10:40AM, Sept. 28, 2007

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granted. Now it's too easy, and the diplomas don't mean shit. Now jobs that required a college diploma will forever be out of yours, and everyone esle's, reach.

I wish for 100% access to my brain.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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ShinGen at 12:00PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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Granted! Happy Anuerism!

I wish for 1000 wishes of my choice to be granted to my exact specifications with no repercussions or fail safes.

Welcome to the academy of the 1337. Try not to get fragged.

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tokyopimp5764 at 12:45PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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granted but forget all the things you wanted to wish for in the first place

i wish that i had an all country passport

ruler of the all rpg's and destroyer of haggar and rusty knight and oh “Remember, kiddies! Cussing makes you cool!” www.freewebs.com/killer5764

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ShinGen at 12:51PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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Granted! But once you reach your first destination you lose it and get beaten to death by angry hillbillies that hate illegal immigration.

I wish emo's would stop cutting so shallow. Deep cuts people, deep cuts.

Welcome to the academy of the 1337. Try not to get fragged.

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ComicMakerEX at 2:16PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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Granted, now they take out all their suffering on you

I wish pie… lots of, lots of pie…

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tokyopimp5764 at 3:36PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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granted but when your wish happens you have a heartr attack because of a clogged arterie caused by eating way to many pies…

i wish to be able to perfect beast and the harlet on guitar hero II.

ruler of the all rpg's and destroyer of haggar and rusty knight and oh “Remember, kiddies! Cussing makes you cool!” www.freewebs.com/killer5764

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BloodTh at 6:30PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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You get shot for misspelling Harlot.

You prefect the song, but then you have to play a song 100x as difficult.

I wish I had the game Rock Band, with the drums.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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tokyopimp5764 at 6:41PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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granted but the ps2 explodes when you put it in

i wish that i had a game consol that allowed you to play every kind of game

ruler of the all rpg's and destroyer of haggar and rusty knight and oh “Remember, kiddies! Cussing makes you cool!” www.freewebs.com/killer5764

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BloodTh at 6:44PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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granted, but it's so big, you can't get in the same room, and the cords aint long enough to reach into the other room.

I wish for a 360, Wii, halo 3, and Super Smash Brothers Brawl.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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tokyopimp5764 at 6:47PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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granted but they ar pirated and you get sent to prison

i wish for perfect sword that could not harm me

ruler of the all rpg's and destroyer of haggar and rusty knight and oh “Remember, kiddies! Cussing makes you cool!” www.freewebs.com/killer5764

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Zeph at 6:49PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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Wish Granted, But it was too perfect if found nothing to live for and destroyed itself. And a peice of shrapnel got lodged in your eye.

I wish I had a Wish that had a Wish for the wish that wished to be wished on the wish of the wisher and thus wishing to wish I had wished on wishing then wish to wish on a wish of wishings.

Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?

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BloodTh at 6:50PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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granted, but you get shot in the head.

I wish i had TOKYOPIMP'S BIOLOGICAL MOM AS A SLAVE!

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Zeph at 6:52PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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Granted. But Abraham Lincoln Bitch slaps you and frees her.

I wish for a nickel

Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?

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