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Lord Shplane at 3:08AM, Oct. 5, 2009

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'Sup dawgs.

I figure from now on whenever I leave and come back I'll just bump this thread.

Also, like a boss.

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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Custard Trout at 4:09AM, Oct. 5, 2009

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Oh hey, it's you.

Er, hello.

Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.

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Lord Shplane at 4:11AM, Oct. 5, 2009

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Custard Trout
Oh hey, it's you.

Er, hello.

'Sup Mustard Kraut.

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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Custard Trout at 4:35AM, Oct. 5, 2009

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So what have you been doing? Saving princesses? Fighting monsters? Is that the kind of thing people do outside?

Every sentence in this ended in a question mark, that must be some sort of record.

. . .

Damn.

Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.

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Lord Shplane at 4:46AM, Oct. 5, 2009

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So what have you been doing? Saving princesses? Fighting monsters? Is that the kind of thing people do outside?

Every sentence in this ended in a question mark, that must be some sort of record.

. . .

Damn.

Recently I've been playing game demos and worrying about getting into college.

And waiting for my fukkin' Demon's Souls preorder to come in. (It's tomorrow. :D )

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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Dark Clown at 10:20AM, Oct. 5, 2009

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humm we welcome you back. would you like a Cold Hot Cola?

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field

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Orange at 8:11PM, Oct. 5, 2009

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hai

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Cthulhu at 8:23PM, Oct. 5, 2009

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I still can't believe you haven't killed yourself; I honestly thought you did.

Err, I mean, welcome back.

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Lord Shplane at 10:37PM, Oct. 5, 2009

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Dark Clown
humm we welcome you back. would you like a Cold Hot Cola?

Thought those went out of production like years ago dawg.

Cthulhu
I still can't believe you haven't killed yourself; I honestly thought you did.

Err, I mean, welcome back.

Same.

Orange
hai

Yo homie.

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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mishi_hime at 11:03PM, Oct. 5, 2009

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We know when you come back shplane… YOUR NAME SHOWS UP IN HUGE LETTERS.

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Lord Shplane at 11:43PM, Oct. 5, 2009

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We know when you come back shplane… YOUR NAME SHOWS UP IN HUGE LETTERS.

I'm trying to get back up to like 10k posts or whatever I was at before.

:3

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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mishi_hime at 1:58AM, Oct. 6, 2009

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Good luck with that. Nothing happens on this forum other than RANT THREAD. derrrp.

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Custard Trout at 4:16AM, Oct. 6, 2009

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mishi_hime
RANT THREAD.

It's barely even that now. It's closer to a poor man's Twitter.

DEAR RANT THREAD TODAY I SAW A SQUIRREL

Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.

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Ironscarf at 4:23AM, Oct. 6, 2009

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Squirrel?

You should post that in the rant thread - liven things up a bit.

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Lord Shplane at 1:44PM, Oct. 6, 2009

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Squirrel?

You should post that in the rant thread - liven things up a bit.

Dude, I posted about how I was ACCUSED OF RAPE, and then I told Ozone that his ancestors were all criminals (They were, Australia=prison colony). How much more livening do you need?

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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Custard Trout at 2:17PM, Oct. 6, 2009

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Lord Shplane
Dude, I posted about how I was ACCUSED OF RAPE, and then I told Ozone that his ancestors were all criminals (They were, Australia=prison colony). How much more livening do you need?

Did you rape a squirrel? No? Then try harder.

Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.

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Lord Shplane at 2:33PM, Oct. 6, 2009

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Lord Shplane
Dude, I posted about how I was ACCUSED OF RAPE, and then I told Ozone that his ancestors were all criminals (They were, Australia=prison colony). How much more livening do you need?

Did you rape a squirrel? No? Then try harder.

Bitch was almost as ugly as one, and twice as crazy.

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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Custard Trout at 3:33PM, Oct. 6, 2009

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Lord Shplane
Bitch was almost as ugly as one, and twice as crazy.

So you did rape her? Fair enough then.

Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.

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Lord Shplane at 7:23AM, Oct. 7, 2009

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Lord Shplane
Bitch was almost as ugly as one, and twice as crazy.

So you did rape her? Fair enough then.

Naw dawg, naw. Everything that happened she said could happen. I ASKED dawg. I ASKED.

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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AQua_ng at 10:18AM, Oct. 7, 2009

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Never heard of you.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!

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Lord Shplane at 11:15AM, Oct. 7, 2009

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Never heard of you.

HOLY SHIT IT'S JACKIE CHAN

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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Product Placement at 6:34PM, Oct. 7, 2009

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Oh no! It's you again!

Quick. Activate the emergency repellent.

LoL. PS4 is a brick!

Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.

This space for rent.

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Lord Shplane at 9:54PM, Oct. 7, 2009

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Product Placement
Oh no! It's you again!

Quick. Activate the emergency repellent.

LoL. PS4 is a brick!

lol720mightaswellbe

And they left out how the Wii 2 will only have three passable games on it and fifty different Mario Sports and “Wii Play/Music/Rape/Sports”.

Nailed the primary annoyance with the PS3 tho. I mean really Sony, deny people the ability to play PS2 games? Do you want to sell less PS3's?

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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Ozoneocean at 2:08AM, Oct. 8, 2009

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Lord Shplane
They were

With that logic mister rapist:
America=prison colony.
True ;)

Where have you been anyway? You've got some shplanin' to do.
Ho ho ho ho.

Don't tell me… Raping things right? :)

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Lord Shplane at 8:29AM, Oct. 8, 2009

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Lord Shplane
They were
With that logic mister rapist:
America=prison colony.
True ;)

Where have you been anyway? You've got some shplanin' to do.
Ho ho ho ho.

Don't tell me… Raping things right? :)

Nah dawg, America was a bunch of crazies trying to have “Religious freedom” (For their own religions) and some Freemasons trying to FORM THE STRONG GOVERNMENT

And actually, I've just not been posting here ‘cause it’s a crap site.

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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Ozoneocean at 8:40AM, Oct. 8, 2009

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Lord Shplane
Nah dawg, America was a bunch of crazies trying to have “Religious freedom” (For their own religions) and some Freemasons trying to FORM THE STRONG GOVERNMENT

Not so much actually. That's just the popular line.
I knows my history ;)

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You stopped posting here because you'd rather hang out at game sites and you haven't got a comic.
DD is a lot less busy than it used to be, in the forums anyway. So posting can get a little dull when you know there most likely won't be another reply after yours till at least a day or more.

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Lord Shplane at 8:59AM, Oct. 8, 2009

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Lord Shplane
Nah dawg, America was a bunch of crazies trying to have “Religious freedom” (For their own religions) and some Freemasons trying to FORM THE STRONG GOVERNMENT
Not so much actually. That's just the popular line.
I knows my history ;)

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You stopped posting here because you'd rather hang out at game sites and you haven't got a comic.
DD is a lot less busy than it used to be, in the forums anyway. So posting can get a little dull when you know there most likely won't be another reply after yours till at least a day or more.

Nah dawg, no prisnah's got sent to America, ‘cause they were all getting sent to AUSTRALIA. lrn 2 reed Oliver Twist.

I stopped posting here ’cause it's honestly a crappy site. Horrible code, ugly layout… Generally crap.

Plus, you killed /td/. Fgts.

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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Ozoneocean at 9:28AM, Oct. 8, 2009

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Lord Shplane
Oliver Twist.

lol! You're getting you history a little compressed there shplane. Oliver twist was written much later.
That's like saying WW1 started because of Hitler. You never were too much of a bright spark…
I blame all the raping. -_-

The TD is a private porn forum for the mods now. You should see the stuff Sub post in there o_O

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Lord Shplane at 9:33AM, Oct. 8, 2009

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Lord Shplane
Oliver Twist.
lol! You're getting you history a little compressed there shplane. Oliver twist was written much later.
That's like saying WW1 started because of Hitler. You never were too much of a bright spark…
I blame all the raping. -_-

The TD is a private porn forum for the mods now. You should see the stuff Sub post in there o_O

Heehee, you're so easy to troll.

AND TD SHOULD BE FLEE JUSTICE FOAR EVELYRONE

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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Ozoneocean at 10:01AM, Oct. 8, 2009

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Lord Shplane
Heehee, you're so easy to troll.

AND TD SHOULD BE FLEE JUSTICE FOAR EVELYRONE

Your trolling wasn't that great (the DD is crap part attests to that ;)) I respond to what I like to pontificate on.

That said, you used “you're” correctly!!!!!!
Do you know how rare that is on the net these days? Shit shpalne… That puts you in the top 10%. You're like net genius.

I'm in shock. o_O
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You wouldn't like Subs TD porn… He's into furries. -_-

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