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Adariel at 12:51AM, July 7, 2006

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(I think my se habla just backfired on me)

OMan

should i buy a drawing tablet?

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Comicmasta at 5:12AM, July 7, 2006

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Because he has a gay naruto fetish.

Why ya you fat?

i have been brought back….The Boanitia..grrrrr…..Must find Super Jesus!!!!!

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Chelano at 7:31AM, July 7, 2006

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not enough money for good food….or large amounts of ramen

Q: Who would win in a fight. A cactuar or George Bush?

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AQua_ng at 10:10AM, July 7, 2006

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George Bush. He does jogging.

How close can you be to God?

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Comicmasta at 12:43PM, July 7, 2006

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4, 2 middle fingers and 2 thumbs

Can you spell racecar bacwards?

i have been brought back….The Boanitia..grrrrr…..Must find Super Jesus!!!!!

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Radec at 11:46PM, July 8, 2006

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Well, first I would have to learn to spell backwards correctly…

left or right?

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Terminal at 11:54PM, July 8, 2006

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–.- —… .– …. .- - / -.. .. -.. / .. / .-. . … .–. — -. -.. / - — / - …. . / –.- ..- . … - .. — -. / .- -… — …- . / .- -. -.. / .– …. .- - / .. … / - …. .. … / - .-. .- -. … .-.. .- - . -.. / .. -. / . -. –. .-.. .. … …. ..–..

.: Myxomatosis :.

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Radec at 11:56PM, July 8, 2006

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A: Morse Code = Too Much Spare Time

Q: Do you like pie?

<= dead and buried.

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Terminal at 12:00AM, July 9, 2006

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Pie Haters.

Pie Haters?

.: Myxomatosis :.

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Radec at 12:06AM, July 9, 2006

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you need to lie down! you're delirious!

if you bang two rocks together, how many bunnies die by flying guillotine?

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Stain at 12:31AM, July 9, 2006

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Insomnia.

What happens when I throw this blinking red ball in my face hole?

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Stain is also pretty hot.

Lawl @ Homosexuality

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Radec at 1:55AM, July 9, 2006

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then an extra 13 bunnies die by flying guillotine.

why bunnies?

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Comicmasta at 6:18AM, July 9, 2006

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Because god already took out all his anger on the dinosaurs and wants to kill somthing cute.

Im going to hell for stealing, beating people up, and trying to cross the border arent i?

i have been brought back….The Boanitia..grrrrr…..Must find Super Jesus!!!!!

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AQua_ng at 6:25AM, July 9, 2006

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Fuck yes.

What's the funniest form of execution?

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Comicmasta at 6:30AM, July 9, 2006

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being hanged, cause they always try to struggle and their kicking around making them look retarded.

Barbra streisand is a dumbass bitch who cant sing for shit, right?

i have been brought back….The Boanitia..grrrrr…..Must find Super Jesus!!!!!

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Radec at 9:46AM, July 9, 2006

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So is AQua_ng, but we try not to rub it in.
(no offense intended :smt110 )

if two wrongs don't make a right, and three rights make a left, how many lefts does it take to make a cake?

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Terminal at 10:18AM, July 9, 2006

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a: Good question, if (3/4)^x = x^(4/3) is the equation to solve this problem, then =x^ equals to 5x^, which is the answer, that would mean it's impossible to make a cake with lefts.

Though, it is possible to make pi. (which is quite good)

q: Do I have way too much time on my hands?

.: Myxomatosis :.

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Radec at 11:45AM, July 9, 2006

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YES.

Why is England so frilly?

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Mimarin at 12:46PM, July 9, 2006

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God only knows, i always thought it was damp and a bit…gritty, but then i do live in the fens.

Am I the only person on earth who likes godzilla movies?

Of course you will. All intelligent beings dream. Nobody knows why.

Also, tell random people they are awsome! it helps!

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Radec at 12:53PM, July 9, 2006

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probably.

why is spiffy such a funny word?

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Comicmasta at 1:30PM, July 9, 2006

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Because you touch yourself at night.

Who wants to see a video of that?

i have been brought back….The Boanitia..grrrrr…..Must find Super Jesus!!!!!

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Stain at 2:48PM, July 9, 2006

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Brian Peppers.

Why do I keep surviving and not feeling accidental pain?

Dirk Zephyrs
Stain is also pretty hot.

Lawl @ Homosexuality

K.A.L.A.-dan! Trap!

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lukee at 6:37PM, July 9, 2006

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Because you failed to realize that that person was okay with spriting, as long as it's a personal endeavour and not for the fame.

Why is it my obligation to commit a murder every night?

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lukee at 7:05PM, July 9, 2006

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Rawr indeed.

How many toes do I have?

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phear at 8:34PM, July 9, 2006

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You rubbed it all over your body

Why do I have fingernails?

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Radec at 10:07PM, July 9, 2006

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Bacause all the rum is gone.

why on earth would someone rub themselves down in rum???

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Comicmasta at 5:12AM, July 10, 2006

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Because they been a " Bad " Girl/Boy.

Did i not go too far?

i have been brought back….The Boanitia..grrrrr…..Must find Super Jesus!!!!!

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Comicmasta at 6:45AM, July 10, 2006

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Isnt it obvious,…………..
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id take the pie.

Can white boys play B ball?

i have been brought back….The Boanitia..grrrrr…..Must find Super Jesus!!!!!

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Chelano at 7:00AM, July 10, 2006

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A: Small hands

Q: What does “Q” stand for

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Comicmasta at 7:46AM, July 10, 2006

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Quiznos, and A stands for Arbys.

Why do birds fly?

i have been brought back….The Boanitia..grrrrr…..Must find Super Jesus!!!!!

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