A: If it doesn't eat me first!
Probably already been said, but here goes:
Q: If a man is alone in the woods and speaks, is he still wrong? (got this one from my mom! XD No offense to men!)
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Depends on what he says.
Is that a wocket in my pocket, or am I happy to see you?
Is that a wocket in my pocket, or am I happy to see you?
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A. It means you should stop looking at 15 year old guys, dumbass.
Q.How much wood could a wood Chuck Norris? And if so, why come? Is our children learning?
Q.How much wood could a wood Chuck Norris? And if so, why come? Is our children learning?
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Please make your sig either 250 x 100 or 468 x 60 pixels. Thankyou.
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A: WHAT A STUPID QUESTION I CAN“T BELEVE YOU DIDN”T KNOW. WHERE DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL? ARE YOU RETARDED? OMG….IT MEAN “UN-USED SEXUAL APHRODISIAC”…..geez
Q: How much can you bleed before you die?
Q: How much can you bleed before you die?
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12 Gallons. On a good day.
My eye hurts. Why?
My eye hurts. Why?
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A: Low flying chicken. Those buggers hurt.
Q: Chicken pox. Bird flu. Why do all the nasty diseases come from things with wings?
Q: Chicken pox. Bird flu. Why do all the nasty diseases come from things with wings?
“Rawglrglrglrglrgl!” quoth the murloc, his wrath inflamed.
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no i want to be buried at a robot cemetary, at least they don't bark all night.
Who shot Nice Guy Eddie???
Who shot Nice Guy Eddie???
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A: He shot himself b/c he was tooooooooooooooooo nice
Q: Why can't dogs smell their own farts?
Q: Why can't dogs smell their own farts?
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Because their stupid noses have no diginity.
If you could go back in time, when will you go to?
If you could go back in time, when will you go to?
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when WOULD i go to? i want to see a dinosaur with the skin still on so back to the jurassic or cretaceous period i think.
Be there robots?
Be there robots?
Of course you will. All intelligent beings dream. Nobody knows why.
Also, tell random people they are awsome! it helps!
Also, tell random people they are awsome! it helps!
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Nein.
Be I talking in the Engrish being these days?
Be I talking in the Engrish being these days?
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Only if you don't know French.
Where IS Waldo and why do we want to find him?
Where IS Waldo and why do we want to find him?
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He's hiding with Osama Bin Laden and Carmen San Diego. Up my butt.
When will they come out?
When will they come out?
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It's hiding with Osama Bin Laden and Carmen San Diego. Up my butt.
Why do I like to repeat answers?
P.S. We want to find Waldo because he has weapons of mass destruction.
Why do I like to repeat answers?
P.S. We want to find Waldo because he has weapons of mass destruction.
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Stain is also pretty hot.
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3.14 and a half.
Are you scary?
Are you scary?
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A: no, I am wonderful
Q: how much is a keyboard worth?
Q: how much is a keyboard worth?
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Stain
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1 bullet.
Why did the chicken cross the river of styx? (Did I ask this already?)
Why did the chicken cross the river of styx? (Did I ask this already?)
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a: because of the music (it's okay, but not in large doses.)
q: why does the idea of Big Bird getting it on with Elmo scare the hell out of me?
.: Myxomatosis :.
q: why does the idea of Big Bird getting it on with Elmo scare the hell out of me?
.: Myxomatosis :.
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Ozoneocean
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A: because you identify intrinsically with Elmo, and Big Bird’s Beak looks sort of like a gigantic penis.
Q: Why is Myxo so like Elmo?
…personally I would have thought he was more like Grover…
Q: Why is Myxo so like Elmo?
…personally I would have thought he was more like Grover…
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Stain
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Because they both ask children, “Who wants to die?” (I assume.)
Is this really a dead fish nailed to my back?
Is this really a dead fish nailed to my back?
Dirk ZephyrsLawl @ Homosexuality
Stain is also pretty hot.
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Steve.
Who is this god fellow anyway?
Who is this god fellow anyway?
Of course you will. All intelligent beings dream. Nobody knows why.
Also, tell random people they are awsome! it helps!
Also, tell random people they are awsome! it helps!
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a: a programmer that created the MMO game "Life" The game is very hard to play, but more than 2 billion people play. Best of all: It's free, but there's no restart button or save function.
q: what the hell is an ozone ocean?
.: Myxomatosis :.
q: what the hell is an ozone ocean?
.: Myxomatosis :.
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Stain
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A user of this forum.
Where are you?
Where are you?
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Stain is also pretty hot.
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a: surely, not the same person that "let the dogs out."
q: What's a good title for a fake Pink Floyd album?
.: Myxomatosis :.
q: What's a good title for a fake Pink Floyd album?
.: Myxomatosis :.
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A: Well these days they use GPS, so they don't care anymore :P
Q: best snack food?
Q: best snack food?
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Terminal
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a: Pop Tarts, only Pop Tarts. All the way.
q: Domo-kun?
.: Myxomatosis :.
q: Domo-kun?
.: Myxomatosis :.
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Domo is awesome!!! Every time you masturbate he doubles his coolness!!!
Why and how?
Why and how?
Dirk ZephyrsLawl @ Homosexuality
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A: because you are the Master of bation!
Q: why are the MARX brothers so amazingly brilliant?
Q: why are the MARX brothers so amazingly brilliant?
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It's the ‘X’. X makes everything better.
What is soup backwards?
What is soup backwards?
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