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Ozoneocean at 2:51PM, May 26, 2006
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A: Because I suspect someone's been tinkering with them, maybe while they were trying to stem this current influx of spammers?

Q: Why on those boxes labeled in big letters with the name “VAGISIL” at the chemists, does the text underneath that title describe it as a product "effective at soothing feminine itching"?
WTF do they use that redundant euphamism for? They call the product "VAGISL“ for god's sake! May as well just write ”Vaginal itching“. Is it at all ”feminine" to go around scratching your twat? I don't think so!
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AQua_ng at 3:11AM, May 30, 2006
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Because they are all bloody tossers.

Why does “slim chance” and “fat chance” mean the same thing?

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Terminal at 6:22AM, May 30, 2006
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a: 6/11/06, that is, if you live in Los Angeles.

a: No. Not really, that was a horrible thing you did to the midget, don't do it again.

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LowResAtari at 4:54PM, May 30, 2006
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What was the question? o.O
99% of people would've finished this sente
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Ozoneocean at 2:16AM, May 31, 2006
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A: Who cares!
Q: Why doesn't my new cordless phone work?
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AQua_ng at 3:19AM, May 31, 2006
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You forgot the cord.

Cananyofyouhelpmefindthespacebar?

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Chelano at 9:56AM, May 31, 2006
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IDunnoICan'tFindItEither

Is this your penny?
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Stain at 2:47PM, May 31, 2006
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That person!!! *Points at some random person wearing a labcoat.*
Dirk Zephyrs
Stain is also pretty hot.
Lawl @ Homosexuality

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Terminal at 6:55PM, May 31, 2006
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a: what the hell kinda web address is that?

q: isn't this the greatest website ever?

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Ozoneocean at 8:10PM, May 31, 2006
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A: You tricky bastard with your clever use of hex colours…

Q: Who wants my knickers?
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Ozoneocean at 2:54AM, June 1, 2006
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A: Me

Q: Who would win in a fight between two He-men of hard rock: Rammstein's Till Linderman, and Henry Rollins of The Rollins' Band?
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Terminal at 6:51AM, June 1, 2006
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a: Well, if Henry Rollins and Till Linderman fought, the world we collapse unto itself. That's why they need to fight on Baker Street, oh, and Til Lindermann would totally win, he's like a deranged blacksmith and pyrotechnician. Mick Jagger has to have something to do with the fight though.

q: Yes vs. Rush. Winner?

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Ozoneocean at 7:17AM, June 1, 2006
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A: Well Rush have the advantage in being Canadian, because we're all well aware of how awesome Canadians are… But then Yes have Rick Wakeman with his funky but ugly coats. –not to mention a friken ARMY of former band members…
I'd have to say Yes, yes to everything! Yes, I WILL marry you! :-D

Q: These sound like much better ideas for a battle of the bands than the traditional musical one. Where can I buy tickets and what are some other upcoming match-ups I can expect to see?
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AQua_ng at 7:27AM, June 1, 2006
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Ask MTV, they have all the stuff that are linked to but not including music.

Who's the Juggernaut, bitch?

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Ozoneocean at 7:51AM, June 1, 2006
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A: Duh, Krishna!

Q: The White Stripes VS They Might Be Giants, who is supreme?
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Thevampire_kain01 at 8:05AM, June 1, 2006
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They might be giants

Were can i get a motion avatar of Kain slashing at the sarifan?
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Mimarin at 8:15AM, June 1, 2006
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You cant.

If someone decapitated kain would it make a sound?
Of course you will. All intelligent beings dream. Nobody knows why.

Also, tell random people they are awsome! it helps!
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AQua_ng at 9:28AM, June 1, 2006
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It won't make a sound because ………… and ~looks aruond~ are not expressible in words.

How high is the Effiel Tower?

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Chelano at 10:33AM, June 1, 2006
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I will let you know when I go there sometime

How high is your ego?
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AQua_ng at 3:00PM, June 1, 2006
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No, but my tap runs.

What's better, Battle of the Bands or Battle of the Posters?

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Mimarin at 3:55PM, June 1, 2006
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neither, unless for a change there will actually be gladiatorial stlye combat.

why is Big brother?
Of course you will. All intelligent beings dream. Nobody knows why.

Also, tell random people they are awsome! it helps!
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Terminal at 3:58PM, June 1, 2006
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a: in all, I don't know.

q: Mr. Jones versus Jane (Who's done with Sergio by the way), Who would Win?

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Thevampire_kain01 at 5:35AM, June 2, 2006
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mr. Jones


Should i trust anybody?
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AQua_ng at 5:46AM, June 2, 2006
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No, we all have knives.

Be you admins?

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Terminal at 5:56AM, June 2, 2006
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a: ..me be mod.

q: Sun is shinin' in the sky, There ain't a cloud in sight, It's stopped rainin' ev'rybody's in a play, And don't you know, It's a beautiful new day hey, hey….?

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Ozoneocean at 6:23AM, June 2, 2006
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A: MEIN HERZ BRENNT!

Q: Is it just me, or do the mods and admins outnumber the rest of the regular posters?
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Terminal at 6:31AM, June 2, 2006
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a: that being, there's only about 7 mods and admins. about 10 regular poster and 30 pages of spambots or people that registered but never really posted.

q: would you like a champagne supernova?

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Chelano at 8:08AM, June 2, 2006
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A: I would like a warm glass of shut the hell up

Q: I before C except after???????
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PhatScurl at 8:14AM, June 2, 2006
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Q! for Q is the answer to all questions!

Question: Why do i have a constant need to slap ignorant people?
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AQua_ng at 9:12AM, June 2, 2006
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Don't worry, it's very normal.

Am I short?

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