….Trust me, you DON'T want to know, let's just say the doctors needed to examine mom's urine and leave it at that.
*gasp* Oh no! There's no question!

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LIZARD_B1TE
at 4:49PM, Nov. 1, 2006
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nerdsareinvading
at 5:04PM, Nov. 1, 2006
oh no it nust be a sing of the apocaypse oh no there it goes again i msspelled………….ahhhh…… *head explodes from massive misspelling*

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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nerdsareinvading
at 5:06PM, Nov. 1, 2006
crap i forgot a question…
why do i missksdpell thurghs so burdly
why do i missksdpell thurghs so burdly

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:10PM
jgib99
at 8:44PM, Nov. 1, 2006
I dnmo. I tinnk yuir speelink izz jizz fynne duh whai et izz.
What is the special sauce on the Big Mac really made out of?
What is the special sauce on the Big Mac really made out of?
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Ozoneocean
at 2:21AM, Nov. 2, 2006
Rat blood. I should know… I chopped one up yesterday and it was full of Big Mac sauce…
Why does chain-mail armour smell so fricken horrible???????
Why does chain-mail armour smell so fricken horrible???????
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:24PM
Chameloncholic
at 4:34AM, Nov. 2, 2006
Because molecules that bind strongly with metal ions often smell strongly and badly (It's actually your own sweat you are smelling). Oh wait, stupid answers…uhm. Because you haven't oiled it today.
How do I know?
How do I know?
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Ozoneocean
at 5:46AM, Nov. 2, 2006
I actually wanted a proper answer ^_^
Now I know and I am eternally grateful!
-You know because you are actually a mad scientist who specialises in developing irritating chemical weapons that work by attacking the olfactory senses… Your trials with long-range fart missiles proved ineffective, so you decided to turn your expertise to making everyday metal objects smell unbearable!
Why were Chameloncholic's long-range fart missiles so ineffective?
Now I know and I am eternally grateful!
-You know because you are actually a mad scientist who specialises in developing irritating chemical weapons that work by attacking the olfactory senses… Your trials with long-range fart missiles proved ineffective, so you decided to turn your expertise to making everyday metal objects smell unbearable!
Why were Chameloncholic's long-range fart missiles so ineffective?
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AQua_ng
at 11:45AM, Nov. 2, 2006
They're not long-ranged enough.
If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?

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Chameloncholic
at 11:52AM, Nov. 2, 2006
Why, they are positivly testilicious.
If a train leaves Paris for London at 12 noon travelling an average speed of 120mph and another train leaves London for Paris one hour later travelling at 75mph why should I care?
If a train leaves Paris for London at 12 noon travelling an average speed of 120mph and another train leaves London for Paris one hour later travelling at 75mph why should I care?
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Brinx
at 12:58PM, Nov. 2, 2006
Cause Paris are invading London!!!
How many secret smilies are in DrunkDuck?
How many secret smilies are in DrunkDuck?
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nerdsareinvading
at 2:32PM, Nov. 2, 2006

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:10PM
Ozoneocean
at 3:22PM, Nov. 2, 2006
Turkmena-Paki-Tajiki-Raja-Made-up-istan!
Do you know who Guy Fawkes was?
Do you know who Guy Fawkes was?
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Brinx
at 3:38PM, Nov. 2, 2006
not a fawken clue… Bad joke I know.
If a football team were going to give themselves mohawks and you happened to be their manager would you do it as well?
If a football team were going to give themselves mohawks and you happened to be their manager would you do it as well?
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last edited on July 14, 2011 11:34AM
Ozoneocean
at 3:02AM, Nov. 3, 2006
No, because human slavery is WRONG! Canadian native Indian peoples need their freedom just the same as you or I.
Isn't “panties” such a lovely word?
Isn't “panties” such a lovely word?
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nerdsareinvading
at 3:11PM, Nov. 3, 2006

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:10PM
Brinx
at 3:41PM, Nov. 3, 2006
Cause you're being mind controlled!
Is it better to be a smartass or an asshole?
Is it better to be a smartass or an asshole?
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last edited on July 14, 2011 11:34AM
Ozoneocean
at 4:57PM, Nov. 3, 2006
A “smartass” of course: since a “smart ass” is an intelligent donkey, while an “ass hole” is simply one of its many orifices.
lets all get naked?
lets all get naked?
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LIZARD_B1TE
at 5:05PM, Nov. 3, 2006
I'd rather NOT be traumatized.
How many stupid things have be thrown into our everday lives before people realize how stupid the world is?
How many stupid things have be thrown into our everday lives before people realize how stupid the world is?
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Brinx
at 5:31PM, Nov. 3, 2006
Just enough.
What do ya get when you mix Dr. Pepper and the drink sprite?
What do ya get when you mix Dr. Pepper and the drink sprite?
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LIZARD_B1TE
at 6:18PM, Nov. 3, 2006
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Brinx
at 7:37PM, Nov. 3, 2006
Actualy I was talking about the drinks dr. pepper and sprite but yeah that works too. And to answer the question maybe.
Would anyone here like to read an action/comedy comic thing?
Would anyone here like to read an action/comedy comic thing?
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nerdsareinvading
at 10:39PM, Nov. 3, 2006
… uruguay!!! zimbabwe!!! swaziland!!!
why am i listing off random countries???
why am i listing off random countries???

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:10PM
Chameloncholic
at 3:39AM, Nov. 4, 2006
Because you have amnesia and are trying to remember which country you are in (PS it's not Zimbabwe).
Did I hit you too hard? I swear I was only trying to stop your damn hiccuping.
Did I hit you too hard? I swear I was only trying to stop your damn hiccuping.
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AQua_ng
at 4:27AM, Nov. 4, 2006
You may had stopped my hiccuping but you've now left me bleeding.
How come my jacket is green?
How come my jacket is green?

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last edited on July 14, 2011 10:55AM
nerdsareinvading
at 8:20AM, Nov. 4, 2006

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:10PM
Brinx
at 10:07AM, Nov. 4, 2006
Cause there nuts and think their cool like that.
Why do people question my athoratah?
Why do people question my athoratah?
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last edited on July 14, 2011 11:34AM
nerdsareinvading
at 10:58AM, Nov. 4, 2006
because you cant spell
is “the hokey pokey” what its really all about???
is “the hokey pokey” what its really all about???

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:10PM
Brinx
at 11:05AM, Nov. 4, 2006
Nope, its just away for them to contol your ming and do their biding.
What the hell does FTW mean?!
What the hell does FTW mean?!
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last edited on July 14, 2011 11:34AM
Dan
at 12:17PM, Nov. 4, 2006
“I like shooting, but I sure as hell don't like being shot at.”
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Brinx
at 3:21PM, Nov. 4, 2006
Forum games citizens.
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Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.
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Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.
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