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mlai
What, dead man porn?

I don't get it…

Anyway, I think I'd have to answer with the, uh… posterior gluteus maximus muscular tissue region.

The ass. <_<

But, in an artistic sense? I'd have to say the facial bone structure or the legs.

Yes friend, the ass of a woman is much more than a waste dumping machine!

I'm gonna have to agree with aurora on this. I'm a big fan of a woman who's figure matches her body type. Some women are stockier, some skinny, but if her figure is opposed to how she's supposed to look, it just looks kind of off, you know? Also, I'm a sucker for a pretty smile.

Thats it for the physical side, for the mental side, she needs to be smart. Sorry kids, but eye candy only lasts for so long, and I want someone I can actually talk to and make obscure historical humor. That's just kind of my thing. Also, she doesn't have to be geeky, but a woman who is OPEN to geekyness is probably one of the sexiest things on gods green earth.

And yes Oz, we all appreciate the bum.

My two cents.

-W

polo
Yes friend, the ass of a woman is much more than a waste dumping machine!

Yes… It was a crude English double entendre that only relatively recently replaced the real word for bottom (“arse” ) in American English completely.

Nothing wrong with that, language changes over time. What is funny, was that one of the reasons for using the word “ass” instead of “arse” was so you could talk about bottoms in a rude way without actually being rude- it was exactly like saying “fork” instead of “fuck” (a word as old as arse), but what happened in the US was that using a word for donkey instead of the work for a bottom actually replaced the original and so saying the substitute word became just as rude. Which only comes across as really sad and pathetic, when people are bleeped for saying it, singing it, or where it's censored from images and text, that's so sad, it's just wrong.

It would be funny though I suppose if people made a concerted effort to start doing the same thing with “fork” and then they started to censor it, and in the future kids would find any mention of the word “fork” in old books and old movies (from now) very funny and scandalously rude… And people like me would find the reverse funny; people saying “fork” and meaning sex would sound enormously silly because they'd still be thinking about cutlery. lol!

Oh jebus I'm tired and rambling! Work is almost over for today… 10 minutes left… argh.

Yes, bottoms are best!

Sorry guys but I'm going to have to say the eyes on this one. Nothing hypnotizes you into a trance of romance greater then the beauty of a woman's eyes when you stare deeply into them.

I like women that have a ‘bit of meat’, if you'll excuse the expression. How anyone can find size 0 sexy is completely beyond me. They have to be fairly smart, I can't stand ditsy blondes. I also like women with a strong jaw, as odd as that may sound? And boobs are great too, not that bothered about the ‘arse’ in honesty, sorry Ozone. :)

Wingnut
Also, she doesn't have to be geeky, but a woman who is OPEN to geekyness is probably one of the sexiest things on gods green earth.

YES.

Wingnut
Also, I'm a sucker for a pretty smile.

YES.

Soft skin.

Other than that, what sticks out as any particular woman's most attractive feature depends on the individual in question, I guess. Everything about the female body is hot to me.

ozoneocean
I don't think boobs are sexy Kuypol.

got to differ.

Boobs are the best thing on this freakin' planet.

the bigger the better!

there is an innate, hard wired connection to those wonderful puppies of fun!
They need to be free.

But on the softer side of Sears…I have to say most women are beautiful in some way.

mlai
As for a woman's most beautiful feature…

is that the girl from the ring? where is the well?

The eyes >_>

also that may sometimes be the most scariest feature.

OK! OK! All you guys with the eyes… OK… Get this alright… Get this.

You ready?

Ok, check it out:

What if… What if the eyes where on the bottom???????

Man, that has to double the sexy right??!! No? :(

Thats what we call hindsight my friend.

*Ba-dum-bum-ksssh!*

Thank you thank you! I'll be here all night! I also do weddings and barmitzvahs!

-W

Heh, I find the idea of being attracted to big boobs too similar to runaway selection of exaggerated sexual traits in birds. I would like to think that humans have more complexity in sexual selection.

But then of course, we are talking about men. lol!

is that the girl from the ring? where is the well?

Are you trying to say that she can't be sexy without a hole in the ground?

~Ehhhhhhn?! :mad:

ozoneocean
What if… What if the eyes where on the bottom???????

But then they would sit on their eyes… And watch themselves crap… And what would farting be like???

WingNut
Thats what we call hindsight my friend.

*Ba-dum-bum-ksssh!*

Thank you thank you! I'll be here all night! I also do weddings and barmitzvahs!

-W

HAHAHAHahahaha! :) I love wingnut. What's your bum look like? lol!

As for smiles… Girl's bums have that covered too. That too naughty? Better make it small… they prolly won't get it but still.

Too true, too true. This is how a man sees what you just posted.

mlai
Heh, big boobs exaggerated sex I would like more complex sex

This is a proven scientific fact. I had to get my girlfriend to tell me what was actually said, and then I looked at her quizzically wondering what she meant by more complex sex.

It was an awkward moment all around. ;D

And as for that question Oz, my bum is made of pure titanium and unicorn giggles.
-W

WingNut
Too true, too true. This is how a man sees what you just posted.

mlai
Heh, big boobs exaggerated sex I would like more complex sex

I tuned out the “complex” and just read it as “more sex”, myself.

Wingnut makes me love him more and more :)

Cthulhu

ozoneocean
What if… What if the eyes where on the bottom???????

But then they would sit on their eyes… And watch themselves crap… And what would farting be like???

Ugh! That's like thinking about how sexy certain other parts of a woman are and then talking about all the mechanics of childbirth. -only fine in terms of logic or bad humour given this context. Either way, neither is welcome. Eww!

Good humour is better :)

ozoneocean
Wingnut makes me love him more and more :)

Cthulhu

ozoneocean
What if… What if the eyes where on the bottom???????

But then they would sit on their eyes… And watch themselves crap… And what would farting be like???

Ugh! That's like thinking about how sexy certain other parts of a woman are and then talking about all the mechanics of childbirth. -only fine in terms of logic or bad humour given this context. Either way, neither is welcome. Eww!

Good humour is better :)

I KILL YOUR BAD JOKE WITH MY BAD JOKE.

ozoneocean
OK! OK! All you guys with the eyes… OK… Get this alright… Get this.

You ready?

Ok, check it out:

What if… What if the eyes where on the bottom???????

Man, that has to double the sexy right??!! No? :(

yuckies… I was kidding.



have a nice smile though.

SarahN
I can't believe none of you guys thought of our beautiful PMS.

the fearsome monster of the red tides?
HA! I SAY!

Vagina dentata.

mlai
Vagina dentata.

OMG, i havn't seen one of those in like…never!

Just joking…i think!

Hahah! Wuv you too Oz. Incidentally, this is off topic, but when the HELL are you coming to one of the conferences here? C'mon mate, you know you want to meet and hang out with us, and have lots of pictures of all of us wearing awesome hats!

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! You know you want to. That, and you can't resist my siren song.

OoooOOOooooEEeeEEEEeeeEEEEeaaaHHHHaaaHHHhooooooOOooooEEeeeeEeee!

See that? Irresistible.

-W

Personally, I like the Thighs and legs. And yes Ozone… Da Bum…

I love this thread. It's just an excuse to look at women as objects.

And Wing, con is short for conference? I thought it was, like, short for Decepticon or something.

her brain :)

subcultured
her brain :)

Heh, trying to score points with the ladies, I see how it is.

But, judging from “Dreams in Synergy” Sub is most certainly a ‘bum’ man. Just take a look, I do believe I'm correct.

(Hee hee, wuuuuuuuuv you Sub. ;D)

-W

(Subcultured's mother staring over his shoulder.)

mlai
(Subcultured's mother staring over his shoulder.)

HAHAHAHA! ^__^

WingNut
when the HELL are you coming to one of the conferences here? C'mon mate, you know you want to meet and hang out with us, and have lots of pictures of all of us wearing awesome hats!

Aw man… :( I want too. But It'll have to wait till next year sometime for when I've got more money and a passport…

Ok, women… Well I love the shape of forearms, also the curve of the neck, roundness of thighs, curve of the stomach. But mainly the shape of the bum. Especially when defined by a nice snug pair of denim jeans. :)

Well, I like… *sees OzoneOcean's comment on guys who like eyes*

damn…

Well, I can't say I like a woman's “great tracts of land”… or I should call them a “2 mountain range”… or something… huge ones are a big turnoff.

When you think about our evolution, they kinda remind us of what Ozone likes so much. Only thing is they're on the opposite side of the body and a lot higher up.

No, I don't think I'm making any sense at all. -_-