I'd put:
I'm CRAB Free ;)
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What would you put in a dating site?
joe_vee
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leopardprintstars
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joe_vee
I'd put:
I'm CRAB Free ;)
muah ha ha!
that is good lol
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Exzachly
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Where as I would put “Free Crabs!”
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joe_vee
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Exzachly
Where as I would put “Free Crabs!”
LMAO i like urs better
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Ozoneocean
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LOL!
A spammer revived this 🤣
But what DO you put on a dating site?
Hmmm… It's tricky because I'm not interested in dating or anything at the moment and I hate dating sites and apps, but if I did and I didn't hate those what would I put?
…
I can't actually think 😯
A spammer revived this 🤣
But what DO you put on a dating site?
Hmmm… It's tricky because I'm not interested in dating or anything at the moment and I hate dating sites and apps, but if I did and I didn't hate those what would I put?
…
I can't actually think 😯
Genejoke
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Well apparently dick pics are the in thing.
Ozoneocean
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Genejoke wrote:Hahaha!
Well apparently dick pics are the in thing.
I know but Whyyyyyyyyyyy? XD
bravo1102
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Genejoke wrote:Must be a lot of lonely urologists out there. 😅
Well apparently dick pics are the in thing.
I have an ultrasound of my scrotum, will that do?
How about colonoscopy videos?
usedbooks
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Genejoke wrote:That would be a very specific niche, but sounds like a good app for its target audience. Doesn't list any demographics or bio information. Just dick pics. All the dick pics can live there where they can be appreciated. Someone came up with this bizarre courtship ritual, so it must appeal to someone?
Well apparently dick pics are the in thing.
(I'm demi/ace. I have no personal interest in dating. I tend to feel like a Nat Geo documentarian when I see couples coupling. And literally nothing is a “turn on,” XD )
Genejoke
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I don't get the dick pic mentality, but it must work as people do it. Either that or it's like prayer. please god, let one of these 10000 profiles I sent a dick pic to lead to sex" Like spray and pray… sounds messy.
Moving on… I had some interesting experiences through dating apps a few years back. It even inspired some comics. I say some only one has gone live so far but there's two more coming soon(ish) in lite bites.
https://www.theduckwebcomics.com/Lite_bites/5683937/
Shameless plug over.
I don't think it matters to most people what your words day on dating sites, it's all about the pictures. Well not all about them but definitely a strong factor.
There are some things you maybe shouldn't put.
“I have a micro penis”
“I have a vast collection of bespoke pleasure dolls”
okay more seriously I found being too open a bad thing. Keep it fairly light and humorous and you can't go too far wrong.
Moving on… I had some interesting experiences through dating apps a few years back. It even inspired some comics. I say some only one has gone live so far but there's two more coming soon(ish) in lite bites.
https://www.theduckwebcomics.com/Lite_bites/5683937/
Shameless plug over.
I don't think it matters to most people what your words day on dating sites, it's all about the pictures. Well not all about them but definitely a strong factor.
There are some things you maybe shouldn't put.
“I have a micro penis”
“I have a vast collection of bespoke pleasure dolls”
okay more seriously I found being too open a bad thing. Keep it fairly light and humorous and you can't go too far wrong.
Ironscarf
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I would go for:
'They say laughter is essential for a good relationship - here's my photo'.
'They say laughter is essential for a good relationship - here's my photo'.
Ozoneocean
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Genejoke wrote:-Winner-
There are some things you maybe shouldn't put.
“I have a micro penis”
“I have a vast collection of bespoke pleasure dolls”
If I ever have interest in dating again and also manage to overcome my antipathy towards dating sites and or apps, those are the first two things I'll write.
…along with:
“I will beat you at farting.
You're wrong about everything.
I love terrible music”
ArrenMcStealsalot
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I would create female profile filled with pictures of feet, just to see what would happen.
Genejoke
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Wildcat Arren wrote:
I would create female profile filled with pictures of feet, just to see what would happen.
You'd probably regret that decision.
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