Er.. hey.

Just being nice and saying hi I guess.

Now on to get 50 posts so I can talk on the TD with Kitty17.. >_>

name

More info please. *And hands Renga a can of caffine.*

Stalkers..

Well..

I'm Kyle..

Uh.. I plan on writing a story here eventually.

And.. uh.. that's about it.

Little bit more, before that mystery meat gets to you…

Um..

More?

I'm feeling awkward now.

Uh.. I have a Wii, I like to play Super Smash Brothers Brawl.. uh.. I'm in 10th grade. I maintain an average grade..

And.. uh..

I don't know. If you want more information, go talk to my sponser.

Welcome! I think. Your post seems to imply that you don't love us, the non-Top Drawer-dwelling denizens of DD. You'd better love us, or I might sick Custard Trout on you, and you wouldn't want that.

You wouldn't want that at all….

crazyninny
More info please. *And hands Renga a can of caffine.*

(Renga takes the caffeine and consumes it, but it has very little effect on him. Renga also struggles to write a note and hands it to Kyle HS.)

"Hi, Kyle HS. Welcome to DrunkDuck. My, aren't you sociable *sarcasm*; apparently you're disregarding the parts of DD that aren't Top Drawer (namely, most of it). Oh well, before you venture out into the veritable hellhole that is Top Drawer on your 50th post, let me give you a word of warning (or four):

1. Top Drawer isn't all it's cracked up to be; you'll either be eaten alive or bored to death if you're not prepared (May I suggest carrying a broadsword and a good book with you on your soon-to-be arduous/mind-numbing journey?).
2. Everybody in Top Drawer (even the K.A.L.A.-dan) wants to talk to kitty17; so unless you know her personally, don't get too excited and get in line.
3. Custard Trout will sic Custard Trout on you, and he's one scary mother (trust me); I strongly advise you to watch out for him.
4. One word: lefarce. ‘Nuff said.

Well, that’s all I have to say to you, but I imagine you could care less. Whatever. Anyway, see you in hell–I mean, Top Drawer.

Love, Renga."

Yeah….Everyone in TD wants to talk to Kitty.

I think I get to talk to her for 2 hours next thursday.
It'll be so fun!

But seriously, TD is what it's cracked up to be…

crocty
But seriously, TD is what it's cracked up to be…

Heh - it's comments like this that suck away my “maybe-I'll-check-out-Top-Drawer-today” courage.

Welcome, Kyle. My roommate has a Wii, but the only thing I'm any good at is Guitar Hero (and I'm really not that good at it) - in Brawl, I play Pikachu, and thus far, I've only learned how to do the lightning thing.

Oh, hello there.

. . .

Seriously guys, what did I do?

Actually no, just Steely Gaze. What did I do? I mean, I get why Renga would be pissed off, but I thought we were buddies.

SAD FACE!

SAD!

FACE!

Yeah.. Kitty just told me that the TD isn't that fun..

Oh well.. I guess it doesn't matter. She made it seem like fun.

And yes, as a matter of fact, I do know Kitty personally, 4 years in fact :P.

I didn't realize she was such a star XD.

She wants to see what people say first before posting here..

And in her comics, Unsound_Of_Mind, I'm the kid with the fox ears she occasionally puts into her comics.

..But needs to put in more.

Geez Kyle you made yourself sound so boring and unenthusiastic about being part of Drunk Duck. ;)

kitty17
Geez Kyle you made yourself sound so boring and unenthusiastic about being part of Drunk Duck. ;)

And she posts!

Took you long enough.

Well you asked me to post….so I did.

kitty17
Well you asked me to post….so I did.

(Renga, after seeing kitty17, gasps and makes a great effort to motion everyone to put down their pitchforks and torches. He then strains to write a note, which he hands to kitty17 before bowing before her.)

"Kitty17! What a surprise! We are greatly humbled by your presence! Please forgive us, Miss 17; we had no idea that you and Kyle were actually friends until he told us (I almost thought he was an NLTC clone)! Please accept these four friendly tips for your friend as a token of our sincere apology:

1. Top Drawer–like crocty says–is all it's cracked up to be!
2. Kitty may be very popular in Top Drawer, but since you two know each other, you'll have no trouble at all in getting to make contact with her!
3. Custard Trout–like me, Renga Studio–actually has feelings that can get hurt!
4. One word: lefarce. ‘Nuff said.

Well, that’s all I have to say to you again, Kyle HS. Try to enjoy yourself on DD, and see you in Top Drawer High! :)

P.S., I has a weather machine."

Custard Trout
Oh, hello there.

. . .

Seriously guys, what did I do?

Actually no, just Steely Gaze. What did I do? I mean, I get why Renga would be pissed off, but I thought we were buddies.

SAD FACE!

SAD!

FACE!

Nothing. You just eat babies.

But it's okay. You're still a fine fellow. ;)

Hah, I never realized little Kitty was so popular.

Do people like.. drool and explode on sight of her?

Hell, I play Super Smash Brothers with her every night for like an hour.

I guess that makes some of her popularity rub off on me >_>..

Welp.. off to post on other topics I guess.

Farewell!

Renga Studio
Well, that's all I have to say to you, but I imagine you could care less. Whatever. Anyway, see you in hell–I mean, Top Drawer.

There's a difference?

wow my back just popped 10 times… and i dont know kitty, so her fame will win you no points with ME kyle… not that my opinion matters much… eh, but whatever…* wanders back to the threads with cake*

Ah, so you're Kitty's husband…