In a dystopian near-future on a distant planet settled exclusively by the downtrodden and least-fortunate, Junk is what keeps people going and fuels their oppression. Kermit is an AWOL MP with a fatal virus that can only be staved off by Junk, a drug which is difficult to get and ...

THURSDAY'S FEATURE --> Aliens Anonymous
Ozoneocean at 8:22AM, Jan. 27, 2011
Panda is having a terrible time with her failed actor boyfriend Lance.Finally, after cupcake binge where lance almost kills himself, Panda calls it quits…Which is the start of a whole new adventure and identities for both of them! Panda Jones secret agent for AALIBI -Almighty, All-powerful, Lovable, Intergalactic ...
Update on site issues over the past few days
srhdt at 9:55AM, Jan. 21, 2011Hi everyone!
First off, I want to thank you guys again for your patience over the past week, as we've worked to get DrunkDuck onto a new server. Most of the major issues should be fixed at this point (loading, logouts, missing avatars). We're aware that some minor ...
THURSDAY'S FEATURE --> Paranatural
Ozoneocean at 11:51PM, Jan. 19, 2011
Young Max, moves into an old convenience store with his dad and sister zoey. It's their new home in the lovely, friendly town of Mayview! But… Things aren't quite as they seem, there's some weird stuff going down and it's only going to get weirder. The ...
Monday Feature -> CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
skoolmunkee at 12:39AM, Jan. 3, 2011
Meet the party of snickering RPG-like adventurers who make up the cast of Character Development. Halfling thief, debauching Bard, non-pious Cleric, confused Barbarian, dedicated Ranger, non-existant Illusionist, and the Paladin, the wanna-be leader who no one listens to in the slightest. Maybe it's because he has such girly hair ...
THURSDAY'S FEATURE --> Lost in Transition
Ozoneocean at 3:35AM, Dec. 30, 2010
Gray has just been sacked from his job, and now his student loan is weighing on his shoulders like mount Everest, the sinister SLM Corp makes SURE of that. Faced with the hilarious never-ending purgatory nightmare of the unemployment office, Grary grasps for the first opportunity he sees; Becoming a ...