(YOU BETTER READ ALL OF IT BECAUSE I WORKED HARD!)

Welcome ladies and gentlemen, welcome. If I may have your attention for just a moment or two, just a minute or three of your time today, I promise that I will tell you something and sell you something that will ...

Sympathy for BK

Black Kitty, or Jenny Lui to some, lost her mother to cancer two days ago.

Black Kitty has worked tirelessly as an administrator here at Drunk Duck. Over the years she's helped to build this community into something wonderful; from its earlier days right through to ...

I'd like to remind everyone of just a couple of rules. (Bear with me please!)

Firstly, userpics (the ones that you can upload in your control panel) - these really need to be kept to 35kb or less. When these start piling up in the comments sections of pages, and ...