(YOU BETTER READ ALL OF IT BECAUSE I WORKED HARD!)

Welcome ladies and gentlemen, welcome. If I may have your attention for just a moment or two, just a minute or three of your time today, I promise that I will tell you something and sell you something that will ...

Since I bumped BK's newspost down a bit, could any members of the DD Book 3 anthology (you know, from 2 years ago) PLEASE send her a PQ (if you have not already done so) to let her know if you still want her thingy in the book? If ...

Alright class settle down! It is time to begin today's lesson: DrunkDuck news!

First of all, those of you who were part of the original list of contributors for the third DrunkDuck anthology! Please PQ me as soon as possible. Some of you already did and I should have ...

I salute you! Because I'm about to go to work. And rocking is more fun than working.

Well it's been only a couple of days, so of course I have a very full PQ box with lots of news!

Rina_ran is having a contest!

I'm holding a ...

Also, ARGH how is it almost September ALREADY? What have I done with my year? ;_;

Meanwhile, ANNOUNCEMENTS!

Comic Remix 3.0 results are in! There's a ton of them guys, and they're all awesome! Visit the page to see how Drunk Duckers have interpreted each others' comics ...

In order of receipt!

DreamGazer's comic Just My Luck has ended, with 139 pages. Let's hope DreamGazer starts a new project!

MegamanEXE's 300th comic occurred on the 14th!

8-Bit Life has hit 25 pages!

The comic Xolta reached 50 pages! (Note, rated A.) to celebrate, he'll ...

Hi everyone,

Just a quick reminder that we have something called ‘Publisher Status’ on DrunkDuck.

To qualify, all you need is 5+ comics at 20+ pages each. Then you'll receive a PQ offering the status up to you!

This snazzies up your profile page a bit to make it ...

There are lots of bugs popping up around the site lately, most of them having to do with various images, updating problems, and possibly the Alerter. Lots of people have made forum threads asking what is going on, unfortunately we don't really have an answer right now for them ...

We always get to announce lots of milestones in these newsposts and I think that people maybe get tired of seeing them (or maybe just take them for granted)… but 25 pages represents a lot of work! I really am happy for everyone I get to announce here because they ...

Memesink wants to celebrate getting over 25,000 hits! Check out his page for new content!

soonmme's Pokemon Nega Version is 25 comics old! Congratulations!

SoulDriver is starting Chapter 2! Go go gogogogo!

nigbun's Give Me The Sky is 50 pages old! :D

EmilyTheStrange says,

Today is the ...