Ah, I'm just kidding! She probably just overlooked it!

Passing the 500 page milestone today is shaneronzio's CROSS WORLDS NEXXUS story that can only be seen the Drunk duck! Congrats!

Fenn announces that The Wrong Hero will be hitting 25 pages on this coming Wednesday the 21st. Yay ...

Geez guys, send me a bunch of news why don't you!

Tantz Aerine
Hey!

I'd like to announce a contest that my publishing house is making of illustrating some scenes from my Art of Veiling book (the scenes can be read online in pdf format) where the first ...

Don't forget that skoolmunkee is back to take your news tidbits, but feel free to send ‘em to me too. I don’t mind doing the occasional newspost either. It gives the impression that I'm actually doing some work! Ha!

Now for some announcements…

oachambers wants to mention ...

Hey all! I'm back! You can send me your millions of news announcements now! (And if you sent me any before, I deleted all of them, because I announced I wasn't gonna be here and I can't be bothered to check to see if someone else announced ...

Don't forget about the Fix8 contest!

Volte6
Okay everyone, check this out…

We're working with a company called Fix8 to put together a freaking awesome contest… here's how it works:

Fix8 has this software that puts a 3d model in place of you when you're on ...

… So gives her some love, people!

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Howdy, fellow ducks!

As a reminder, skoolmunkee is off for a while and Black Kitty is a little busy with her moving and school. So, please keep sending your news to ozoneocean and me, SpANG, for now. Thanks!

Don't forget to check out the LATEST GIGCAST (with DRUNK DUCK ...

Wasssup, Duckers! As a reminder, skoolmunkee is off for a few weeks and Black Kitty is a little busy with her moving and school. So, please keep sending your news to ozoneocean and me, SpANG, for now. Thanks!

Here are some milestones and other news in the world of Drunk ...

Hey, fellow Duckers! As a reminder, skoolmunkee is off for a few weeks and Black Kitty is a little busy with her moving and school. So, please keep sending your news to ozoneocean and me, SpANG, for now. Thanks!

And now, some milestones and other news in the world of ...

Some of you probably hate me by now as I've been sitting on your news for quite a while. All I can say is that I'm terribly sorry and that I'm in the process of moving. So please don't send your assassins or your assassin ninjas ...