(YOU BETTER READ ALL OF IT BECAUSE I WORKED HARD!)

Welcome ladies and gentlemen, welcome. If I may have your attention for just a moment or two, just a minute or three of your time today, I promise that I will tell you something and sell you something that will ...

Alright class settle down! It is time to begin today's lesson: DrunkDuck news!

First of all, those of you who were part of the original list of contributors for the third DrunkDuck anthology! Please PQ me as soon as possible. Some of you already did and I should have ...

I'm gonna make this quick because I have a Comic Remix to color! (They're due Monday, how much you want to bet the results will start being posted this week?)

Speaking of community stuff, DD Draw-Off Part 5 has started! Are you up to the challenge? I am ...

Guess who has a book out? Why, eyesoftheblackk's Biginbopper the Junior Mint of course! You can order the book at Lulu!

LowResAtari's milestone gets to come first because I say so! Mixed Bags Comics is 600 and as a special update, LowResAtari did a Flash poetry reading. :3 ...

Hey guys! The Drunk Duck Beauty Contest is winding down and there are a ton of fun entries to look at, and a big need for VOTERS! So please quickly head on over to the Beauty Pageant, start gawking at the lovely lads and ladies, and get your votes in ...

Hey guys, we're trying to do shorter but more frequent newsposts. That does mean they get bumped off the front page a little faster, but it also means they're all a little shorter, and there's new stuff more often on the main page.

So if you sent ...

Black Kitty: Like a theft in the night I sneak in! But unlike a theft, I'm adding news instead of taking them away~ Well. Kinda.

Featured Comics Info!

Some people missed the earlier announcement so I'll just recap it here - we lost a few previously-featured comics out of ...

First, a couple of little site-type announcements…

Dragonlova, who came to us from Platinum Studios, has left the job and surely moved on to bigger and better things. She was a friendly and familiar face on th forums, and met some of you at Wizard World. Also I for one ...

HapyCow's For God's Sake has reached Chapter 3! And there's a nifty cover page too!

Remember basketcase? It was a comic here on DD that was featured around the beginning? Well to celebrate the fourth anniversary of its main site, Jebus would like everyone to know that ...

Mourou's Pandemonium has reached 100 pages, and that page 100 begins the fifth chapter!

EmilyTheStrange has reach 325 pages in her comic Anarchy 2090! (Kind of a random number I know, but it's big anyway.)

shaneronzio's Cross Worlds Nexus is 150 pages old on Tuesday!

jgib99's ...