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How would a lunatic respond?
YoungNastyMan at 4:48PM, Dec. 27, 2007
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Alright! The rules are simple! Ask any question, and the next person who posts answer the question in a manner a crazy person would respond, and then post a new question for the next person, and so on. Example!

Subject A: (answer to previous question)

Hey, Mr. Stevens, did you check your mailbox, today?

Subject B: I tried, but it detached itself and rocketed off, singing: “Do pretzels cry when I burn them?”

How do you react to pressure?

Subject C: My face opens up like double doors, and a cannon extends from the void of infinite darkness that is my nasal cavity, that fires candy and confetti at your car as I chase you down the freeway.

(question)

Simple enough.
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YoungNastyMan at 4:48PM, Dec. 27, 2007
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Hey, it's cold out. Did you bring your coat?
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Dr3wdub at 6:05PM, Dec. 27, 2007
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Yeah, but it stabbed me in the stomach and robbed me.
“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”


^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)
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YoungNastyMan at 6:39PM, Dec. 27, 2007
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No question? Ah! I'll have to provide supplement.

How do deer keep themselves warm during the rainy season?
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Lord Shplane at 9:45PM, Dec. 27, 2007
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BY DEVOURING THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT AND MAKING THE RIVERS RUN RED WITH BLOOD

Are you a Scientologist?
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BlueFlame_Studios at 9:24AM, Dec. 28, 2007
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Yup, because the potato lords said I was.

Do you like ‘mudkips’?

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Insanity at 10:28AM, Dec. 28, 2007
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YEs, They Are Squealy With A Radish Sauce And Cheese Nips.

Do You Have Pants????

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.
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BlueFlame_Studios at 11:36AM, Dec. 28, 2007
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Duh, I wear them on my head all the time, it's how I keep warm.

Who let the dogs out?

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crazyninny at 12:02PM, Dec. 28, 2007
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The beasty porn lovers.

What is the meaning of paprika?
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BlueFlame_Studios at 12:37PM, Dec. 28, 2007
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The meaning of paprika is cheese.

How much wood could a Wood-Chuck chuck?

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Djeinus at 8:03PM, Dec. 28, 2007
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Wood? WOOD!? Wood is a lie! The Conspiracy has brainwashed you to think wood exists, but really we have already DESTROOOOYED it, and robots rule this planet and eat us to keep on functioning, and therefore the Wood-Chuck has nothing to chuck and death awaits the one who does not chuck, and therefore we must trust in Adilupa, the Goddess of Wood-Chucking wood-Chucks!

How are you today?
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Lord Shplane at 8:05PM, Dec. 28, 2007
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I AM ANGRY BECAUSE THE STREETS ARE NOT RUNNING RED WITH ENOUGH INNOCENT BLOOD. ALSO THEY RUINED MY SCIENTOLOGY JOKE. THE ANSWER SHOULD HAVE SIMPLY BEEN “YES”, SIGNIFYING THAT ALL SCIENTOLOGISTS ARE CRAZY

Cupcake?
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Sea_Cow at 8:22PM, Dec. 28, 2007
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NO, I DESIRE BLOODY EXPLICIT BISEXUAL RAPE/MURDER ON MARS IN ADDITION TO A THOUSAND HOMOSEXUAL BLACK RETARDS WHO I MAY SEGREGATE WHEN I WISH

Did you see the game last night?
I am so happy to finally be back home
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Dr3wdub at 8:38PM, Dec. 28, 2007
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NO, I was busy being attacked by the zombie gerbils asshole! hey lets play another game instead, russian roulette! Seven bullets, six chambers. I'll go first.

What color is the sky?
“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”


^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)
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Aurora Moon at 9:38PM, Dec. 28, 2007
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the color of the sky is white swiss cheese dripping with blue pus.

What did you give your child for christmas?
I'm on hitatus while I redo one of my webcomics. Be sure to check it out when I'n done! :)
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BlueFlame_Studios at 10:52PM, Dec. 28, 2007
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A ninja and a pair of hamhawks.

Who shot JR?

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Insanity at 3:18PM, Dec. 29, 2007
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MY Buddy The Vacuum Monkey! Why Do You Ask? Are You From PIES?!?!?!?

Why Is Work Cupid?

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.
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Dr3wdub at 5:12PM, Dec. 29, 2007
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Because Cupid is in league with the monkeys and the zombie gerbils to turn the human race into a bunch of brain dead work zombies.
Think about it.
The clues are all around us.


Are you crazy?
“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”


^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)
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zgenstru at 5:15PM, Dec. 29, 2007
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I don't know maybe you is crazy I should ask him.

lefarce.
MCcain IS cancer.
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Cthulhu at 6:16PM, Dec. 29, 2007
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Genstru, you're not playing the game right.

What's the meaning of life?
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Dr3wdub at 6:40PM, Dec. 29, 2007
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Lifes an oyster, except when its a grape then its juicy. And juicy is always good.

What do you wanna do when you grow up?
“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”


^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)
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crazyninny at 6:49PM, Dec. 29, 2007
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Own my very own private flowering terrotist group.

What is going to happen tommorrow?
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zgenstru at 6:53PM, Dec. 29, 2007
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Tommorw my pet Dragon Mr. Snuffalufagus will come and lick me to death, oh I love that Dragon so much.

What is your favorite comic?
MCcain IS cancer.
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Insanity at 7:02PM, Dec. 29, 2007
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Sniffles the Turd Flower.

WHY ARE YOU HERE?!?!? DOES MICHAEL JACKSON HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT?!?!?!?

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.
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YoungNastyMan at 8:30PM, Dec. 29, 2007
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I WAS BORN WHEN MICHEAL JACKSON LICKED THE EARTH, SPUN IT AROUND 3 TIMES, AND BEAT IT LIKE A PINATA FOR THREE HOURS UNTIL IT BURST, AND RADIOACTIVE KANSAS CD'S RAINED DOWN AND CRUSHED SEATTLE!!!!!! In the room next door, a baby was born.

What did you get for xmas this year?
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BlueFlame_Studios at 9:37PM, Dec. 29, 2007
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I got the chocolate rain monkehs!

Why you so crazy?

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YoungNastyMan at 10:36PM, Dec. 29, 2007
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Hey, I'm not crazy! Can't you see the chocolate syrup spraying out of my eye? And surely, when I cracked open this hard boiled egg, you witnessed gary coleman in a pink jumpsuit climb out and do the charleston, right?

I mean come on. When was the last time you had a ham sandwich on rye?
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Lord Shplane at 10:38PM, Dec. 29, 2007
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TURKY PWNS HAM BITCHES

Why?
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YoungNastyMan at 10:47PM, Dec. 29, 2007
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Because, it just does. It's what keeps the rabbits in the white lab coats from stealing my brain.

18 shoes rest before you. Between each pair of shoes is a small glass cube. What do you do?
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Sea_Cow at 11:17PM, Dec. 29, 2007
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I FIND A WAY TO SEXUALLY HARRASS THEM LIKE I HAVE DONE TO EVERY OTHER OBJECT I HAVE SEEN IN MY LIFE!

Chuck Norris or Mr. T?
I am so happy to finally be back home
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