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Mafia 8- The Battle for Hark's Soul! Official game thread of kick butt awesomeness!
waff at 3:02PM, May 31, 2009
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In the first death when Hak get turn into paste could that mean it was someone who uses alot of cut and paste in their comic? Any ideas? Or other possible clues? Or at least funny anidotes?
possibly but wasn't hak's murderer killed later (too lazy too check)?

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
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ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
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harkovast at 3:54PM, May 31, 2009
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A note from Mrs. Vast: Hark is on his way home and may be a few minutes late for the midnight posting, but don't worry, he will be here soon.

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harkovast at 4:54PM, May 31, 2009
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Votes for today’s lynch
D_dude
Gullas
Pastel
D_dude
Killerbob
Kitty17
TFGM

Killerbob
Ryuthehedgehog
D_dude


TFGM

Niccea


“So now ze are making progress!” Explained the fakey german therapist “Ze aspect of your mind personified by D_Dude is destructive to ze psyche!”
After a stern therapy session, the repressed rage and self hatred that D_Dude represented was purged from Harks mind.

That night, after Hark drifted off to sleep, his imagination ran wild…

D_Dude looked around him as the Super_Ego closed in, his evil identity as a Heartless Ninja Monkey revealed to all!

“You’ll never get me out of Hark’s mind without a fight!” shouted D_Dude “Prepare to taste Ninja sword!”

As if in response, Pastel began to sing…

“Somewhere, out there
Beneath the pale moonlight,”

“wait…” said D_Dude “what are you doing?”

“Someones thinking of me
And loving me tonight.”

“No…no you wouldn’t!” said D_Dude in horror as he realised what was happening “Not somewhere out there from An American Tail!”

The other Super Ego members began to join in the song, swaying in time to the sentimental music.

“Somewhere out there,
someone's saying a prayer,”

“Noooo!” screamed D_Dude “Its too sappy! Too sentimental! I cant stand it! It’s the most loveable song ever written! Those crying mice! Poor little Fifle trying to find his parents! ARRRGGHHH!!

“that we'll find one another in that big somewhere out there” By this time everyone had lit cigarette lighters and was holding them over there heads.

“ARGH!” D_Dude began to violently claw at his own eyes, trying to blot out the loveliness, but it was futile! The blood running down his face did nothing to plot out the cuteness!

“And even though I know how very far apart we are,
it helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star.
And when the night wind starts to sing a lonesome lullaby,
it helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky!”

D_Dude got down on his knees and began to beat his head against the pavement, rapidly reducing his own brain to mush as the only way to end the cuteness.
But everyone else was so caught up in the moment they all kept singing, even as they were sprayed with D_Dudes brains.

“Somewhere out there,
if love can see us through,
then we'll be together, somewhere out there,
out where dreams come true.”

DAY 3 IS OVER
NIGHT 3 HAS BEGUN!

(Send your night actions to me in pq.)

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gullas at 4:57PM, May 31, 2009
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0.0 that was a gory lynch…
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waff at 5:05PM, May 31, 2009
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yes but it was less surreal than the night narratives so we are making progress.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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harkovast at 5:07PM, May 31, 2009
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That wasn't surreal?
They made him kill himself by singing the song from An American Tale!
Thats pretty bloody weird if you ask me!

By the way, sorry for the late narration!

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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 5:15PM, May 31, 2009
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Okay now I'm starting to trust Pastel :D

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harkovast at 5:20PM, May 31, 2009
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TFGM do you love anyone who can sing all the lyrics to somewhere outthere?

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crocty at 5:20PM, May 31, 2009
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\o/ Woo! Go Pastel!
Win it for your dead unicorn!
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harkovast at 5:24PM, May 31, 2009
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Less killers alive will at least make narratives easier to write…

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waff at 5:34PM, May 31, 2009
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That wasn't surreal?
They made him kill himself by singing the song from An American Tale!
Thats pretty bloody weird if you ask me!

By the way, sorry for the late narration!
yes BUT they made him kill himself (which to me would relativly normal compared to what the other narratives have been)…and since you now have less narratives to write can you make the ones you do longer to emphasise the rising of surreality (madness?)please?

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 5:36PM, May 31, 2009
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TFGM do you love anyone who can sing all the lyrics to somewhere outthere?
Nope. I just had a slight doubt DDude wasn't Id or that this was all a complex plan to gain our trust. But with the confirm Id I'm feeling a bet more confident :D

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harkovast at 5:38PM, May 31, 2009
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Okay waff, I will try and get mroe surreal but seriously, if killing people with songs from animated isn't odd enough, you are asking a lot!
Set weird engines to 10 mr sulu!

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kitty17 at 5:38PM, May 31, 2009
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TFGM do you love anyone who can sing all the lyrics to somewhere outthere?
Nope. I just had a slight doubt DDude wasn't Id or that this was all a complex plan to gain our trust. But with the confirm Id I'm feeling a bet more confident :D

BUT THE BRAIN PARDONED HIM! *THROWS ARMS UP*

K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3
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harkovast at 5:40PM, May 31, 2009
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Can we have a vote on who thinks that last lynching was weird and surreal?
I'm having a crisis of confidence now!

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crocty at 5:40PM, May 31, 2009
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I dunno, kinda surreal and creepy from my point of view.

But my point of view is a coffin. ;_;

EDIT: My point of view
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harkovast at 5:44PM, May 31, 2009
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Crocty I'm glad you thought so.
I thought the fact they keep singing while getting covered in brains was pretty bad!

Surreal
Crocty
Hark
Kitty17
Pastel

Boring
Waff
Hakoshen

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kitty17 at 5:46PM, May 31, 2009
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His death reminded me of a scene in Higurashi no Naku koro ni….one of the better animes out there.

So I vote surreal!

K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3
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pastel at 5:46PM, May 31, 2009
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My vote is….

it's ironic I was the one to start singing that song….


because…


you see…


I hate that movie. >_>
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harkovast at 5:50PM, May 31, 2009
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Pastel, oh come on!
Anyone who does cry when him and his little mouse sister are singing would need a heart of stone!
Poor little Jewish mice trying to avoid getting eaten! Its heart breakin I tells ya!
Okay yeah I admit the bad guy was weak and the movie ends on a downer really because there really are cats in america so nothing will really change forthe mice…
But still!
Its such a cute song!
(Though thanks for your vote)

Edit-
I'm going to have to have a new pole to see who likes an american tail now!

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rokulily at 6:01PM, May 31, 2009
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hmm… Hark where were the marching band that shows up for touching events? Where were the fireworks and street performers and the moment EVERYONE all started to dance perfectly without ever taking dance lessons? Random flying toasters swooping down with trails of flowers behind them and an elephant that hit the gongs on the last note?

Also i liked americain tails… havn't seen it in a while though maybe i should…
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 6:02PM, May 31, 2009
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I found it crazy in your useral Hark way.

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waff at 6:07PM, May 31, 2009
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hmm… Hark where were the marching band that shows up for touching events? Where were the fireworks and street performers and the moment EVERYONE all started to dance perfectly without ever taking dance lessons? Random flying toasters swooping down with trails of flowers behind them and an elephant that hit the gongs on the last note?
this is the kind of thing I mean…that and faces randomly appearing on objects.(have you read the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy?)

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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pastel at 6:12PM, May 31, 2009
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This image might be too gory for small children and pregnant women, so please look away if you're one of those things.


Anyway

crocty
\o/ Woo! Go Pastel!
Win it for your dead unicorn!





I'l try….. friend ;_;


Oh ew… you got blood on my blue suede shoes. D:
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kitty17 at 6:18PM, May 31, 2009
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Awww, poor cro- how dare he get blood all over your shoes D:

K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3
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pastel at 6:20PM, May 31, 2009
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Awww, poor cro- how dare he get blood all over your shoes D:

Gosh I know,

I got so angry I wrote a whole song about it.

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harkovast at 6:21PM, May 31, 2009
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Pastels pictures are wonderful.
I hope the inside of my brain would really look that cool!

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Ryuthehedgewolf at 6:22PM, May 31, 2009
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How come nobody else ever follows my never-wrong logic!!?!
And by never-wrong, I mean, incredibly stupid and could quite possibly cost us the game logic!
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harkovast at 6:24PM, May 31, 2009
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Ryu you are playing the game in what is commonly known as “the Hark style”
I whole heartedly endorse your efforts!

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waff at 6:28PM, May 31, 2009
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ryu if this was an adventure…*insert irritated rant here*…but since it's not I guess your logic is ok.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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