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Mafia X - Returning to the Classics
Salsa at 3:23PM, July 5, 2009
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Hark, I drink tea more than any one around. Of course, it is iced because it is so damn hot around here. The only hot tea I drink is green.
ditto, except the green tea, I am not really a green tea fan.
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harkovast at 3:25PM, July 5, 2009
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Niccea first off the tea has to be hot to dissolve Americans.

Second- If it is green it is not tea. It is algae.

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Ochitsukanai at 3:25PM, July 5, 2009
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She is really a British person PRETENDING very convincingly to be an American PRETENDING very unconvincingly to be British.
Rubbish and lorrycakes! My effortless command of the language betrays me as genuine, old bean! What what, toodle pip! Cheerio!

-floats away on parasol-

EDIT: FACT!

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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harkovast at 3:28PM, July 5, 2009
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Ochi chim chim charoo, old bean. Toodle pip, what what and all that jolly old rot, my dear badger violinist. Tally ho!

*translation for Johnny foriegners- Excellent Ochi, your missions nears completion. Soon the American Imperialists will be destroyed and victory shall be ours!*

EDIT: DOUBLE FACT!

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Salsa at 3:33PM, July 5, 2009
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*begins preparations for his impending bombardment of Europe*
hmm, should I use regular nukes or bomb pumped lasers?
RAGE!
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therealtj at 3:35PM, July 5, 2009
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Day 7 Lynch Vote

Niccea(2)
Crocty
Pastel

Oh, look, we lost.

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Niccea at 3:36PM, July 5, 2009
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Day 7 Lynch Vote

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Pastel

Oh, look, we lost.
No we have not. FGM hasn't put in my votes.
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Salsa at 3:36PM, July 5, 2009
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he may not have updated it yet.
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crocty at 3:37PM, July 5, 2009
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No we have not. FGM hasn't put in my votes.
It's clearly too late. To the gallows with ye'! <_<
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waff at 3:38PM, July 5, 2009
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Ochi chim chim charoo, old bean. Toodle pip, what what and all that jolly old rot, my dear badger violinist. Tally ho!

*translation for Johnny foriegners- Excellent Ochi, your missions nears completion. Soon the American Imperialists will be destroyed and victory shall be ours!*

EDIT: DOUBLE FACT!
I'm guessing it's a bad thing that I'm english and didn't understand that.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Niccea at 3:40PM, July 5, 2009
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Being Mayor and not mafia is not my cup of tea I suppose.

The Mafia right gammoned us, guvs.
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harkovast at 3:41PM, July 5, 2009
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Salsa, agent ochi has already pumped concentrated, very hot tea into your water supply to melt your entire population.
Americans wont be able to resist drinking the deadly tea because they eat a lot of salty food so are thirsty a lot.


Waff you just exposed yourself as a traitor!
*throws a calendar at waff*

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Ochitsukanai at 3:42PM, July 5, 2009
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Indeed, guv'nor, we shall catch the lift down to the tram and the tram to the pub, as they say, and purchase crisps en route at the greengrocer if we can but deduce the maths. Crikey! A spoonful of sugar will take care of that spot of tea, old wellies!

EDIT: LORRYCAKES!

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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crocty at 3:44PM, July 5, 2009
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When do we get to the murdering of millions of americans? :o

I mean, there seems to be a lot of lollygagging going on.
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waff at 3:45PM, July 5, 2009
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Salsa, agent ochi has already pumped concentrated, very hot tea into your water supply to melt your entire population.
Americans wont be to to resist drinking the deadly tea because they eat a lot of salty food so are thirsty a lot.


Waff you just exposed yourself as a traitor!
*throws a calendar at waff*
*duck* why does everyone hate calenders today… it's the 5th.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Salsa at 3:46PM, July 5, 2009
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Ochi chim chim charoo, old bean. Toodle pip, what what and all that jolly old rot, my dear badger violinist. Tally ho!

*translation for Johnny foriegners- Excellent Ochi, your missions nears completion. Soon the American Imperialists will be destroyed and victory shall be ours!*

EDIT: DOUBLE FACT!
I'm guessing it's a bad thing that I'm english and didn't understand that.
Aye, it be bad. Ye'll be stuff'd like eh chick'n ta be roast'd ‘n’ then ye'll be gutt'd like eh fish. Yer r'mains'll be scatter'd in tha fields. Tha grass that be growing thar be eat'n by tha sheep ‘n’ tha sheep be gutt'd ‘n’ the guts be made inta Haggis! So, tha nex' time someon' say he'll turn ya inta haggis that'll be how he'll do it.
RAGE!
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Ochitsukanai at 3:46PM, July 5, 2009
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It's clearly too late. To the gallows with ye'! <_<
Now that I'm British, you're a pirate? Truly a day of revelations, my little aubergine! What what!

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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Niccea at 3:46PM, July 5, 2009
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Well, lollygag with us, old chap. Those mafia bounders are not worth troubling our minds about. One lump or two? *pours some of Ochi's special tea*
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harkovast at 3:49PM, July 5, 2009
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Okay, the level of ridiculous British nonsense everyone is saying at the moment has warmed my heart.
So I've decided to not kill everyone in American.

We will just kill everyone in Alabama.

RELEASE THE TEA!!!!

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crocty at 3:50PM, July 5, 2009
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It's clearly too late. To the gallows with ye'! <_<
Now that I'm British, you're a pirate? Truly a day of revelations, my little aubergine! What what!
Oh no no, northerners say things like ye', me (instead of my), and other insane things like “Half-inched”, “Lady”, “Cream-Crackered!” and even “Flamin' 'ell”

We hate the letter H so much. So, so much. G not as much, but still quite a lot.

Niccea
Well, lollygag with us, old chap. Those mafia bounders are not worth troubling our minds about. One lump or two?
Three, obviously!
Of course I won't trust you enough to drink it, seeing as though you are now aware of our evil plots. But it's the thought that counts.
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waff at 3:51PM, July 5, 2009
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Ochi chim chim charoo, old bean. Toodle pip, what what and all that jolly old rot, my dear badger violinist. Tally ho!

*translation for Johnny foriegners- Excellent Ochi, your missions nears completion. Soon the American Imperialists will be destroyed and victory shall be ours!*

EDIT: DOUBLE FACT!
I'm guessing it's a bad thing that I'm english and didn't understand that.
Aye, it be bad. Ye'll be stuff'd like eh chick'n ta be roast'd ‘n’ then ye'll be gutt'd like eh fish. Yer r'mains'll be scatter'd in tha fields. Tha grass that be growing thar be eat'n by tha sheep ‘n’ tha sheep be gutt'd ‘n’ the guts be made inta Haggis! So, tha nex' time someon' say he'll turn ya inta haggis that'll be how he'll do it.
But I understood that…*ka-flee*

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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crocty at 3:53PM, July 5, 2009
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Okay, the level of ridiculous British nonsense everyone is saying at the moment has warmed my heart.
So I've decided to not kill everyone in American.

We will just kill everyone in Alabama.

RELEASE THE TEA!!!!
Alabama. I hate that place so much!
Mainly because whenever I hear it, I think of Albania, but then realise it's not really Albania, and it was just confusing me on purpose!

8 minutes until the lynch *should* be posted. I sure hope I haven't died. :I
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Salsa at 3:54PM, July 5, 2009
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0^0 why no love for Alabamians?
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Niccea at 3:54PM, July 5, 2009
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*hits Crocty on the head with a mallet three times* Ain't I a stinker?
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Salsa at 3:57PM, July 5, 2009
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He still has a pulse Niccea. Wanna borrow the Emeryll?
RAGE!
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Niccea at 4:00PM, July 5, 2009
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Naw. You can have at him. You already have the Emeryll.
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crocty at 4:02PM, July 5, 2009
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I find this mallet wound to be rather disconcerting.

WELL NICCEA, ONE OF US IS NOW TECHNICALLY DEAD, AND WE DON'T KNOW IT.
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Niccea at 4:04PM, July 5, 2009
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*hits him again*

I still won in my way, Crocty. I knew who the mafia was all along. I just couldn't prove that it was you four.
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Salsa at 4:07PM, July 5, 2009
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>:)
Oh for those who are wondering,





this is the Emeryll, over 150 meters of Q-ship goodness.
To anyone with dialup, I apologize.
RAGE!
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harkovast at 4:07PM, July 5, 2009
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Albania wannabes!
Those Alabamians are asking for it!


With regard to the mafia game- Those who have already died but don't know it…..we salute you!

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