TheFlyingGreenMonkey
I believe it was the game after I killed everyone, in your name.

I don't remember that. I haven't gotten a killing role in a while….at least I don't think I have.

But since you say this…it probably means I have a bomb attached to my face. Oh gawd, I demand protection D:

kitty17

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
I believe it was the game after I killed everyone, in your name.

I don't remember that. I haven't gotten a killing role in a while….at least I don't think I have.

But since you say this…it probably means I have a bomb attached to my face. Oh gawd, I demand protection D:

Kitty this is obviously an attempt to divert people away from my main target. I mean would I be fool hardy enough to tell people what I was doing on the forum. But then agian what does that make the perviosu statement?

You could just as well be lying about lying. Just as I could have been lying about believing you. Mafia brings out the liar in all of us…sometimes.

kitty17
You could just as well be lying about lying. Just as I could have been lying about believing you. Mafia brings out the liar in all of us…sometimes.

Sometimes it brings out the hat in people. It dosn't need to make sense.

And that's why there are two hat shops in Townston. You can never have enough hats.

kitty17
And that's why there are two hat shops in Townston. You can never have enough hats.

Wait two? I changed my shop into a book store/magic shop. I guess I could still have a rack or two of hats.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

kitty17
And that's why there are two hat shops in Townston. You can never have enough hats.

Wait two? I changed my shop into a book store/magic shop. I guess I could still have a rack or two of hats.

Magic hats? Hats that let us shoot laser beams from our eyes and throw beef jerky that explodes like nitroclycerin?

Theorah also had a hat store.

Hakoshen

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

kitty17
And that's why there are two hat shops in Townston. You can never have enough hats.

Wait two? I changed my shop into a book store/magic shop. I guess I could still have a rack or two of hats.

Magic hats? Hats that let us shoot laser beams from our eyes and throw beef jerky that explodes like nitroclycerin?

Yep only at TFGM's Book and magic shop! Located in the clouds.

I need a cool hat now. It's getting cold and it kind of sucks when you have virtually no hair either…

So did no one get hung last night?
There are so many wacky roles here that I cant keep track!!

harkovast
So did no one get hung last night?
There are so many wacky roles here that I cant keep track!!

Aghammer was publicly executed.

harkovast
So did no one get hung last night?
There are so many wacky roles here that I cant keep track!!

I killed Hammer.

Still not right… :P

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

harkovast
So did no one get hung last night?
There are so many wacky roles here that I cant keep track!!

I killed Hammer.

Aghammer
Still not right… :P

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

harkovast
So did no one get hung last night?
There are so many wacky roles here that I cant keep track!!

I killed Hammer.

I'm sorry man but it was either you or you and I had to go with you :3

Aghammer killed me apparantly, so I guess that goes to prove that God/Karma/Odin is a Harkovast fan.

Wheres PP?

He is hidng from me, he fears my wrath now.

@ Niccea: Ok, my friend's name is Britney, and we live in CA. The two of you just look so similar though! It's kinda scary!

@ TFGM: YOU KNOW I'M TO LAZY TO STALK ANYONE!!!

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Wheres PP?

Just returned from training. Got delayed but fortunately I was clever enough to write the narration beforehand. I would be posting it now, if it weren't for the fact that somebody PQ'd a night action while I was away and I now have to go and update the damn thing.

Narration!

After the excitements of today, the villagers ventured home for a nice rest. Some unaware of the dangers the lurked around the corners, like the townie who just laid his head to rest on the rigged bomb-pillow in his bed.

Sea_Cow had never been that popular in townston. That's why he was so surprised when there was a knock on the door.
“Sorry, I'm late.” said the villager to Sea_Cow when he opened up the door.
“Late for what?” he asked.
“For this!” was what the guest said as he shot him in the face.
After having a good laugh about it, the assailant ran off.
Sea_Cow was left in a pool of blood writhing in pain.

Sea_Cow the… Hey wait! Who are you?

“Oh no you don't!” Said the paramedic while sticking a Band-Aid® over his forehead.
“Wow!” proclaimed Sea_Cow as he got back up. “Two guests in one night? I must be getting lucky or something.”
“That's great.” said the paramedic, while getting ready to leave.
“No! Stay for a while.” begged Sea_Cow while pulling out a deck of cards. “We can play Go fish or… Ooh! Slapjack! Who knows, maybe we get that first guy to come back to join in.”
“Yeah… no thanks. I'm really busy.” replied the paramedic and walked out.

Sea_Cow has been 1up'd

“So now what?” asked the confused person on the examination table.
“Just open up your mouth and say Aah” said the Mad Scientist as he shoved down a tube down his throat.
“Thith ith weathy uncomthtuble”
“What?” said the doctor as he removed the tube, while looking at readings from his instruments.
“I said it was really uncomfortable!” replied the test subject.
“Eh, it's all right. I'm done with you anyways.”
After kicking out his failed experiment, the Mad Scientist moved over to the next room to work on his newest corpse

Harkovast has risen from the grave.

Therealtj was sitting in the cinema watching a late night feature of the cult classics “It came from the bushlands”
The movie had reached the point where the creature that had been killing everyone who dared to travel through the savanna grasslands was about to be revealed but much to tj's displeasure, someone with a hat, sat down in front of him, blocking his view.
“Hey! Do you mind, I want to see what happens!” said Therealtj, poking at the person in front of him.
The man stood up on top of his chair and turned to face tj. “You want to see what happens next? Here's what happens next!”
The dreaded bushcreature reared its ugly head, causing tj to scream in terror.

Therealtj has been flashed!

CarBonzo Bean shuffled around the streets trying to understand what he had experienced few nights ago. He had some pretty graphic memories about dying in a oh so violent way and he wished to know more about it. After visiting his own murder scene, he looked around to spot any possible clues that could lead him to the case. Nothing of value could be found. Frustrated, the vigilante stood up to walk out of the ally. Suddenly he noticed someone, who had been observing him running off. He didn't care who it was, he was hungry for revenge and that activity looked suspicious enough. He rushed after him to pursue but his legs were still stiff after the partial decomposition, causing him to fall on his face. His target had escaped.

Night 3 is over.

Day 4 has begun.

Muchas gracias Band-Aid®.

yes, this is the second paramedic save i've ever seen! the first one was the unicorn of world peace hiding in the bushes. Also hark, good to have you back!

And i guess the dead have a certain handicap on ‘em like the politian’s 20% fail.

Um…I don't feel like lynching FGM anymore. Wanna go for someone else.

Niccea
Um…I don't feel like lynching FGM anymore. Wanna go for someone else.

No, this could be it.

Sea_Cow

Niccea
Um…I don't feel like lynching FGM anymore. Wanna go for someone else.

No, this could be it.

the magic moment?

rokulily

Sea_Cow

Niccea
Um…I don't feel like lynching FGM anymore. Wanna go for someone else.

No, this could be it.

the magic moment?

Yep. We've tried to kill him three times, and failed every time. That's three out of five times. Now there's a 90% chance we get it right. Come on, do it. Lynch him. You know you want to. There's nothing that would be more satisfying than to tighten the rope around his neck one final time. Come on. Watch that fucker suffocate.

And then two people will die.

Niccea
And then two people will die.

Who knows, they might turn out to be the twins. Come on, do it.

Sea_Cow
We've tried to kill him three times, and failed every time.

Three times?