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Kroatz at 4:14PM, Nov. 23, 2010
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Is that a threath?
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Mettaur at 4:20PM, Nov. 23, 2010
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*Hark gained one follower!*
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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ayesinback at 4:27PM, Nov. 23, 2010
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Is that a threath?
stuffy nonsense. no one blackens their own eyes as a threath; but it seems a rather odd thing for an OCDer to do
under new management
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Ochitsukanai at 4:45PM, Nov. 23, 2010
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Hm hm hm, Product Placement's narratives are always so readable.

Finished mettaur's birthday present. Anthony's and Monkey's are still in the signup thread for this game in General Discussion.
It looks sort of like an adorable baby seal. >_>; I possibly can't draw non-cute things…

It's also a secret tradition for me to make wildly unsuitable avatars for Hakoshen during games, so JUGGALO BEAM GOOOO

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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Mettaur at 4:50PM, Nov. 23, 2010
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Hm hm hm, Product Placement's narratives are always so readable.

Finished mettaur's birthday present. Anthony's and Monkey's are still in the signup thread for this game in General Discussion.
It looks sort of like an adorable baby seal. >_>; I possibly can't draw non-cute things…

It's also a secret tradition for me to make wildly unsuitable avatars for Hakoshen during games, so JUGGALO BEAM GOOOO







did I mention the ?
*Squeal of delight!*
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 5:07PM, Nov. 23, 2010
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I LIVE!!!!!!!!!! This requires a theme song.




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Kroatz at 5:15PM, Nov. 23, 2010
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My reaction to the last two posts.


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Mettaur at 5:18PM, Nov. 23, 2010
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My reaction to the last two posts.



Don't you even DARE to mock DISTURBED! You need to be put in one of those Asylums!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Asmun at 5:24PM, Nov. 23, 2010
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Hey, Mad Scientist, I got a nice fresh corpse for ya, right here! Wanna do something helpful tomorrow night? Yeah, I've got an idea. I might be able to help with the clue solving and whatnot. *Wink-wink-nudge-nudge*
“Thanks for standin' still, wanka.”

~Team Fortress 2 Sniper
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Mettaur at 5:37PM, Nov. 23, 2010
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That's deadtalking!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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ayesinback at 5:42PM, Nov. 23, 2010
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Don't you even DARE to mock DISTURBED!
my. you sound quite emphatic, so I'll try to cut down on my usual suburbanny
Disturbeddy turdeddy talk.

just for you. white bear with no pants
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 6:10PM, Nov. 23, 2010
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Hitman clues!
“Those look rather outdated, don't they?” said a voice behind his head as he felt a gun being pressed to his back.
“Afraid not.” the hitman replied. “I'm a team player and tend to follow my group.”
Okay I those look rather outdated might be refering to the killer's comics.
Team player and follow my group. Maru was the only profile that went remotely with it. She joined because of ninja. So she “followed” him to DD.


Product Placement
Twin clues!
A quiet figure stood alone in his living room, waiting to be noticed.
“Then you should take it on my brother. It was his decision to come here.” replied the figure with a soft voice.
He was cut short by a blinding pain in his foots as a knife cut through both his Achilles tendons, causing him to drop down on the floor.
“You won't be making any fancy kicks today, I'm afraid.” said the second unwanted house guest, who had just crawled from under the coat rack.
With the bloodied knife pressed upon his neck, the villager was now utterly at the mercy of his assailants who were now breathing excitedly over their catch.

“We're going to have fun with this one, aren't we?”
“Oh yes. I believe he will last a long time.”
“Ah long time indeed.”
“Good times ahead.”

“What kind of sick bastards are you, getting jollies of this?” the victim asked. "Don't you guys have any hobbies that you can pursue?“
”Oh, we do have other hobbies that we share.“
”But we're not in the mood to tell you our life story."

Quiet: I think roku is the only one to state that they are quiet in their profile. This could also mean the person isn't active on the forum much *shrug*
Hobbies: Kroatz has this word in profile.
Life story: Kroatz also has in profile. Or this could mean a comic about their life.


And thats all I got from people's profiles. I'll leave the comic and sigs to you people.

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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 6:14PM, Nov. 23, 2010
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That's deadtalking!
No it isn't. He isn't mentioning any relative game info. He is just begging to be brought back. Which is what the dead did last Madness game. I remember cause I did it XD

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Salsa at 7:20PM, Nov. 23, 2010
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Wow, that's just bad news. Two townies, but on the up side a jack and a hitman are gone as well!
RAGE!
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Mettaur at 9:09PM, Nov. 23, 2010
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That's deadtalking!
No it isn't. He isn't mentioning any relative game info. He is just begging to be brought back. Which is what the dead did last Madness game. I remember cause I did it XD
Well the, I, um…object..to my previous objection!

TAKE THAT!

And it's way more than a fair trade, two useless skins for a killah in da thrillah, and a killah who could also master teh healz. Seriously, more than fair.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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pastel at 11:51PM, Nov. 23, 2010
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“What kind of sick bastards are you, getting jollies of this?” the victim asked. "Don't you guys have any hobbies that you can pursue?“
”Oh, we do have other hobbies that we share.“
”But we're not in the mood to tell you our life story."

These seem like the easiest clues to work with so far.

I definitely agree with TFGM on his profile clues.

Maru is pretty much definitely a clue. Her comic mentions “life” and it's her life stories. This seems like it's in the bag.

As for hobbies… nearly half of mafia lists them on their profiles. I wanted to name people but I'm wondering how much exactly counts. Lots of people mention having “likes” and projects, so do those count as hobbies?

If we want to go only after people who actually mention the word ‘hobby’ in their profile, our suspects list decreases. But then it'll only be on a technicality.

Gosh this clue thing is hard.
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frankkerr at 3:07AM, Nov. 24, 2010
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It's also a secret tradition for me to make wildly unsuitable avatars for Hakoshen during games, so JUGGALO BEAM GOOOO


I was gonna make a joke about the Hakalo but then I read the file name.
Shhhh.

My Blog.
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Hakoshen at 4:18AM, Nov. 24, 2010
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It's also a secret tradition for me to make wildly unsuitable avatars for Hakoshen during games, so JUGGALO BEAM GOOOO


I was gonna make a joke about the Hakalo but then I read the file name.


I don't know what to say. I mean, I really don't. It's colored well, but I don't like ICP all THAT much. I mean, Violent Jay and the Wizard of the Hood is still good for a laugh every now and then…
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Product Placement at 5:39AM, Nov. 24, 2010
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Special update.

Harkovast cut in line in the cafeteria today and took the last muffin. This offended the Duelist so much that he has challenged him to a duel.

Will Hark accept or will he prove how much of a coward he is?

Also, remember to vote for your favorite scapegoat.
Those were my two cents.
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Niccea at 6:15AM, Nov. 24, 2010
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In other news:

Niccea forgot that she was reporting to another hospital today. Niccea away.

And go check out the original Mafia Madness game in the comic…which I need to link to again…
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Salsa at 8:07AM, Nov. 24, 2010
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Special update.

Harkovast cut in line in the cafeteria today and took the last muffin. This offended the Duelist so much that he has challenged him to a duel.

Will Hark accept or will he prove how much of a coward he is?

Also, remember to vote for your favorite scapegoat.

Guess this settles what role Hark isn't. Unless the Duelist can duel himself.
RAGE!
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Product Placement at 8:12AM, Nov. 24, 2010
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Guess this settles what role Hark isn't. Unless the Duelist can duel himself.
You know… I wouldn't put it past Hark to actually try that.
Ochitsukanai
Hm hm hm, Product Placement's narratives are always so readable.
Why thank you. Always nice to know that I'm attracting people who aren't necessarily playing the game.

I have to admit that it's actually kinda revealing that you're not playing now, seeing as how you usually solve my clues in record time.

But I'm curious enough to wonder how obvious/obscure my clues are this time so if you feel like taking a crack at them, you can PQ me your theories.
Those were my two cents.
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maru at 10:05AM, Nov. 24, 2010
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Product Placement
Hitman clues!
“Those look rather outdated, don't they?” said a voice behind his head as he felt a gun being pressed to his back.
“Afraid not.” the hitman replied. “I'm a team player and tend to follow my group.”
Okay I those look rather outdated might be refering to the killer's comics.
Team player and follow my group. Maru was the only profile that went remotely with it. She joined because of ninja. So she “followed” him to DD.
Umm, I agree that I fit the follower but that thing about the team player and the outdated tools are defiantly clues. I am also fairly sure someone else had something about following in their profile too!
Innocence proves a good lawyer.
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pastel at 10:26AM, Nov. 24, 2010
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Umm, I agree that I fit the follower but that thing about the team player and the outdated tools are defiantly clues. I am also fairly sure someone else had something about following in their profile too!

So right now you fit both ‘follower’ and ‘life story.’

That's 2 killing roles you're likely to be.
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. K.A.L.A.-dan! Fujoshi! Mafia MASS MURDERER! Kitty and Pastel :D
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harkovast at 10:54AM, Nov. 24, 2010
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Challenging myself is the perfect way to throw you losers off my trail!
Now I just have to hope I win against myself, because if I lose then its all over.
So I need to beat myself to make sure I win….but if I beat myself that means I am beaten so I must have lost…
Hmmm, might not have thought this one through enough.

Obviously I should have READ MORE HARKOVAST before starting this plan.

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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ayesinback at 11:02AM, Nov. 24, 2010
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READ MORE HARKOVAST
Maybe I will. Maybe I will frequently.

and maybe you will upload a voice sample.
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harkovast at 11:08AM, Nov. 24, 2010
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I if can figure out how to do it, then I most certainly will.

Do I need a microphone to do this?

If you want to hear what I sound like, listen to this podcast (its got enough miracles to blow you mind)-

http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Webcomic_Review_Comic_On_The_Web/?p=765654

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ayesinback at 11:22AM, Nov. 24, 2010
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Do I need a microphone to do this?
To do it on the PC, yeah. If you have a mike but no recording program, The artist formerly known as Same suggested http://www.vocaroo.com/.
Or - maybe, would you have an mpeg recorder?
harkovast
If you want to hear what I sound like, listen to this podcast (its got enough miracles to blow you mind)-
miracles to pelicans quotient, please
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harkovast at 11:26AM, Nov. 24, 2010
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Listening to that pod cast will help you notice and recognise miracles (magic miracles, no less!)
There is yet more magical, miraculous thoughts to be unlocked in the following video-



Ass Dan is gonna LIVE 4 EVA! (Not literally of course, he's dead.)

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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Niccea at 12:28PM, Nov. 24, 2010
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For TFGM who made this last Madness game.

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