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Mafia XXXVII: The Madness Never Ends
TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 12:38PM, Nov. 24, 2010
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Umm, I agree that I fit the follower but that thing about the team player and the outdated tools are defiantly clues. I am also fairly sure someone else had something about following in their profile too!

So right now you fit both ‘follower’ and ‘life story.’

That's 2 killing roles you're likely to be.
Yeah but those clues come from two separate killers. The life story comes from a twin and the group player goes with the hitman.

Many players mention likes, and a few comics are about there life and only one has these and is quite. Roku. I originally thought she was the twin for this but then I found Kroatz having “hobbies” and “life story” in his profile which is really condemning.

But the problem is even if he is a twin we can't kill him without knowing who the other twin is. And IF Roku was the other twin it would be EXTREMLY hard to get rid of them for she controls double lynch and has body gaurds preventing a night attack on her and the other twin.

I'm voting for Kroatz to confirm my suspensions that he is a twin. If his twin saves him then twin.

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ayesinback at 12:53PM, Nov. 24, 2010
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re clue solving, maybe quiet refers to posting? In which case there are several candidates: 1st tier: Anthony Mercer and gullas (gullas lists several activities in his profile)
2nd tier: Maru

going alphabetically . . .
You TOO can be (multiple choice)
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Product Placement at 1:05PM, Nov. 24, 2010
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3 hours until narration.

Keep up the good work.
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harkovast at 1:18PM, Nov. 24, 2010
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Here is something I just made….

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Kroatz at 1:25PM, Nov. 24, 2010
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Yeah, hark´s logic = Monkey logic.

Hark is the one that killed 1337. He works in a team and his humor is old fashioned!
;P
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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I Am The 1337 Master at 1:31PM, Nov. 24, 2010
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Oh and W007, Made it to pardoner!
I claim this man to be Mafia in this game!


Mettaur
Don't you even DARE to mock DISTURBED! You need to be put in one of those Asylums!
And this one.

Hilarious Kroatzie.

Wait…I just figured out that I died already…


And…I DIED?!!!!

Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff…

…I didn't even get to kill oz…


God damn.


Well I'll go be dead now.
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harkovast at 1:35PM, Nov. 24, 2010
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Kroatz shouting at kev does not count as a team!

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Kroatz at 1:39PM, Nov. 24, 2010
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harkovast
Kroatz shouting at kev does not count as a team!

No, but shouting at you wife does.
And of course you use the little harklings as free labour too…
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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jninjashadow at 1:41PM, Nov. 24, 2010
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I'm voting for Kroatz to confirm my suspensions that he is a twin. If his twin saves him then twin.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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ayesinback at 1:46PM, Nov. 24, 2010
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
I'm voting for Kroatz to confirm my suspensions that he is a twin.
TWO Kroatzes? Two Kroatzi? oh my
You TOO can be (multiple choice)
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 1:56PM, Nov. 24, 2010
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
I'm voting for Kroatz to confirm my suspensions that he is a twin.
TWO Kroatzes? Two Kroatzi? oh my

I know it would be a horrible. So horrible! *whimper*

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Kroatz at 1:56PM, Nov. 24, 2010
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I'm not a twin.

Greenmonkeyman
I'm voting for Kroatz to confirm my suspensions that he is a twin. If his twin saves him then twin.

How do you confirm suspensions? And I know it won't matter what I say to you right now, you'll just put up an angry act if I tell people I suspect you.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 2:02PM, Nov. 24, 2010
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Kroatz
I'm not a twin.

Greenmonkeyman
I'm voting for Kroatz to confirm my suspensions that he is a twin. If his twin saves him then twin.

How do you confirm suspensions? And I know it won't matter what I say to you right now, you'll just put up an angry act if I tell people I suspect you.
How DARE you accuse me! I have proven that I am a medic! Proven! Okay I haven't but I say I'm a medic and the jack the ripper who can pass as a medic died. So either I'm lieing and niether of the medics are speaking up or by some crazy chance, and I know this sounds crazy but hear me out, I could be…telling the truth.

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ayesinback at 2:08PM, Nov. 24, 2010
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Kroatz
How do you confirm suspensions?

you could measure them
You TOO can be (multiple choice)
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Kroatz at 2:13PM, Nov. 24, 2010
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Kroatz
How do you confirm suspensions?

you could measure them


But the question that we need answers to is:
Are they there?

And of course to intellectual people excistance is relative.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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ayesinback at 2:16PM, Nov. 24, 2010
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Kroatz
But the question that we need answers to is:
Are they there?

And of course to intellectual people excistance is relative.
You TOO can be (multiple choice)
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Anthony Mercer at 2:24PM, Nov. 24, 2010
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Kroatz
But the question that we need answers to is:
Are they there?

And of course to intellectual people excistance is relative.

I would take the image ayesinback posted as proof of the existence of suspension bridges, since it's covered in labels, and no-one other than J.R.R. Tolkien would put that much effort into naming nonexistent things - so, either suspension bridges exist, or ayesinback is Tolkien. I think it is obvious which is true.
Don't take any of the above seriously. It is in my nature to joke.
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ayesinback at 2:25PM, Nov. 24, 2010
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Just to be clear, Tolkien is pro-townie
You TOO can be (multiple choice)
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Kroatz at 2:30PM, Nov. 24, 2010
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ayesinback
Just to be clear, Tolkien is pro-townie
And anti-industry.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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frankkerr at 3:33PM, Nov. 24, 2010
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Castlevania.
Shhhh.

My Blog.
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Product Placement at 3:42PM, Nov. 24, 2010
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Important announcement!

I just remembered that all the dead players have the potential of being brought back, due to the mad scientist still being alive. Therefore I don't want any insider info being passed to them since they can technically use it to their advantage after being brought back.

If the godfather makes the mistake of spilling his plans to one of his victims who starts breathing the next day, then it's pretty much over for him and his side.

Working on the narration, as we speak.
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frankkerr at 3:58PM, Nov. 24, 2010
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Why am I now imagining Oz as the crow?
Shhhh.

My Blog.
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Hakoshen at 4:05PM, Nov. 24, 2010
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I think this game has made a record for highest number of facepalms.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Product Placement at 4:10PM, Nov. 24, 2010
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Narration!

“So what's going on?” asks jninja when he approaches the crowd in the town square.
“We're lynching a suspect, like usually.” replies niccea, with a dull tone.
“Yup. Same old, same old.” commented TheFlyingGreenMonkey.
“Ugh… Again?” groaned jninja. “It's like we can't come up with anything better, when there's a crime spree.”
“This is so exciting!” remarked ayesinback, wearing sparkly glasses that she bought at a novelty booth along with an oversized #1 foam finger. “You guys do this every night?”

As people gathered around, while looking at their clocks, waiting to get this over with, Rokulily starts waving her hand to get everyones attention.
“We're just about ready to lynch maru, our top suspect. Unfortunately our designated executioner was Asmun and we're still having a hard time finding the rest of him. Therefore we need a new volunteer.”
“Ooh! That might actually be more fun that just watching a lynch.” remarks Harkovast, raising his hand excitedly.
“Hold on, just one moment.” says someone else in the crowd. “Maybe I want to lynch Maru.”
“Over my dead body, you will. I want to lynch her” grunts Hark, angrily back at him.
“Well, how about we settle this then, right here and now?”
“Fine!”
“Geesh. Why aren't people fighting over me like this during date nights?” remarks Maru.

Now, tradition dictates that the challenged party gets to pick the weapon.
Well, whoever came up with that, never anticipated Harkovast.
“Really?” asked the dualist, holding onto his weapon.
“What's wrong with this?” asked Hark back, holding onto his rubber chicken.
“… Let's just get it over with.” grumped the duelist and raised his weapon as well. Hark does the same and the twosome move to take their 20 paces.
The signal is given to turn but as soon Hark looks around, the first thing he sees is an artificial poultry, heading at his head. The rubbery skin slaps at his nose, prompting a nosebleed.

The dualist draws first blood.

“Man, you're fast.” Remarks Hark as he wipes his face from the shock.
“I guess you're glad that you didn't pick guns, now.” mocked the duelist.
“Be as that may, now I'm the one with two weapons.” Hark points out, as he picks up the second chicken and charges him.
“It's a rubber chicken. How much harm can it-” -WHACK!-

The duelist is seeing stars.

“Surprise!” gloated Hark. “I loaded the chickens with lead pellets.”
“You cheating-” started the dualist, before being slapped again by the loaded chicken.
“No need for name calling here.” said Hark condescendingly. “Yours was loaded as well. Just your own fault to not notice it.”
Hark raises his two arms, getting ready for some pummeling but is tackled by the duelist and the two end up fighting aggressively to the point where the dust obscured the view for the audience.

Once the dust started settling, only one figure could be spotted standing his ground. The other had his throat stuffed with rubbery goodness.

Harkovast the copycat is dead.

“Well, I'm glad you guys could settle this like civilized men.” said Roku, sarcastically.
“Quit your complaining. You have another executioner now, with experience.” remarked the duelist and walked up to the gallows, while putting on his mask.
“Any last words?” he asked Maru before reaching for the lever.
Maru did say anything out loud. She was busy muttering something so the duelist leaned over to listen closer…
“…7 steps to the gallows. 7 steps. It takes 7 steps to walk to the gallows. 7 steps…”
Ignoring the rambling, the duelist pulls the lever to end another life.

Maru the paranoid is no more.

Day 2 is over.

Night 2 has begun.
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Kroatz at 4:16PM, Nov. 24, 2010
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Yay! The evil known as Harkovast is dead!

And sorry Maru…
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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Product Placement at 4:19PM, Nov. 24, 2010
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Just fixed the narration to include Hark's role.
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jninjashadow at 4:28PM, Nov. 24, 2010
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Product Placement
Maru the paranoid is no more.
I blame our quick fix, one hour-lynch society myself.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 4:56PM, Nov. 24, 2010
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Product Placement
Maru the paranoid is no more.
I blame our quick fix, one hour-lynch society myself.
My blame list
1.) Me for pointing out the clue.
2.) People jumping on one clue when Kroatz had two.
3.) Suprisingly not ninja.
4.) Monkey filled robot in a dog suit.

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harkovast at 5:06PM, Nov. 24, 2010
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Here is a song to play at my funeral.
It laments the fact the pimp sent me no hookers.
I'm the original Townston playa yo!

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Product Placement at 5:16PM, Nov. 24, 2010
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4.) Monkey filled robot in a dog suit.
That BASTARD!

Those were my two cents.
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