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Mafia XXXVIII: Revenge of the Spanish Mongoose Venom
rokulily at 5:52PM, Dec. 22, 2010
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don't stop believing
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Niccea at 5:53PM, Dec. 22, 2010
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ok. I just got in from work. We still voting?
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 6:44PM, Dec. 22, 2010
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Day Two Narrative

“Wow we are doing awesome!” A townie said as the town gathered together. “Yeah two mafia down one two more to go!” Another replied. The whole town seemed to be over joyed with the night. “So who we going to lynch?” Someone asked. “PRODUCT! He is our best clue solver and he isn't dead! They killed our second best clue solver Roku! Why would they skip over Product to get Roku unless he is MAFIA!” Seventy2 shouted. No one paid him much attention.

“Wait Roku died. She is way too cute to be killed. Who would kill her?” Ayesinback cried. The whole town looked at 1337. “What?! I would never kill that horrible evil person. I'm not immune to cuteness,” 1337 said. “Oh really? Then why are you clubing a baby seal right now?!” Product shouted. 1337 countered Products point with solid logic, “For its delicious delicious blabber, DUH.”

“What your lynching me without any clues? Just cause I club baby seals and constantly preech of killing Roku? That makes no sense,” 1337 complained. “That hasn't stopped us before,” Hark replied. As the crowd closed in 1337 grabbed a random person and threw it at Frank,“ For the delicious leader!” he shouted. “Why does everyone throw people at me?!” Frank said as he got slammed into another wall.

But one epic fight scene later 1337 found a rope around his neck.



1337 the bully dog was lynched

End of Day Two. Night Two has begun.!

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rokulily at 6:49PM, Dec. 22, 2010
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and now l33t's dead too. ah, i may rest in peice
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Product Placement at 6:54PM, Dec. 22, 2010
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Soo… We're down to a mad hatter… and a serial killer.

…and it's end of day 2…



This game is scaring me. I've never seen this level of competence, mixed with idiotically dumb luck.
Those were my two cents.
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rokulily at 6:56PM, Dec. 22, 2010
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This game is scaring me. I've never seen this level of competence, mixed with idiotically dumb luck.

well we've never elected same before.
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Niccea at 7:24PM, Dec. 22, 2010
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Product Placement
This game is scaring me. I've never seen this level of competence, mixed with idiotically dumb luck.

well we've never elected same before.
You still haven't. (Considering that he is the member formally known as Same and all)
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seventy2 at 8:29PM, Dec. 22, 2010
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Product Placement
Soo… We're down to a mad hatter… and a serial killer.

…and it's end of day 2…



This game is scaring me. I've never seen this level of competence, mixed with idiotically dumb luck.

and the mad hatter didn't make a move last night, either he knew everyone would attack and didn't want every mafia member to have a clue about them, or he's inactive. If he's Product Placement, it's the first.

i don't know who's been inactive tho…

also, i'm really really lucky.
———-

I'm going to run for the next game master. it's been several games, and i haven't ever done one…

if you don't vote for me, i'm going to accuse product placement of being mafi…A TOWNEE!
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I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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jninjashadow at 9:01PM, Dec. 22, 2010
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This game is going so well, I believe I may just be high… anyone else seeing this sh*t?
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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maru at 9:06PM, Dec. 22, 2010
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and the mad hatter didn't make a move last night, either he knew everyone would attack and didn't want every mafia member to have a clue about them, or he's inactive.
Lets hope inactive for the easiest game ever. Or better yet, that the bomber plants a bomb on the serial murderer, who kills the bomber!
Innocence proves a good lawyer.
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Product Placement at 9:43PM, Dec. 22, 2010
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Or better yet, that the bomber plants a bomb on the serial murderer, who kills the bomber!
Oh god. That would be hilarious. Like an episode of the Stooges or something.



This is how I'm totally picturing the mafia, right now, btw.
Those were my two cents.
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Mettaur at 9:28AM, Dec. 23, 2010
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Hark and serial killer, please do this for a hilarious ending! You both are doomed anyways, hark the mad bomber(he'll be the killer once we catch the actual mad bomber) and uncoverer, so lets make a funny finisher!

I thought of a terrifying doom, inescapable! Put em in the desert with this!
Figure out what it is, get a cookie.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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ayesinback at 1:28PM, Dec. 23, 2010
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Product Placement
This is how I'm totally picturing the mafia, right now, btw.
Yeah!: “Taking care of Business” :)
You TOO can be (multiple choice)
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frankkerr at 2:37PM, Dec. 23, 2010
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The serial killer should stay away from hark by the look of it then…
If my theory is right at least.
Shhhh.

My Blog.
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seventy2 at 5:29PM, Dec. 23, 2010
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everyone should know that i'm a little girl…
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Mettaur at 5:36PM, Dec. 23, 2010
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everyone should know that i'm a little girl…
Are you TRYING to get people to horribly murder you!?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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ayesinback at 6:26PM, Dec. 23, 2010
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everyone should know that i'm a little girl…
I heard there were some bizarre side effects with that mongoose venom.
You TOO can be (multiple choice)
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 7:24PM, Dec. 23, 2010
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Night Two Narrative

Slayer was on his way home when a stranger stopped in front of him. “You've been far too quite. That's why I picked you,” the Stranger said. Slayer said nothing in response. “See that is the type of thing that pisses me off. Congratulations you are the second most annoying member in this game!” The Stranger said as he pulled out his long blade.

Slayer stood still not moving. “Your not making this any fun for me you know that don't you? Couldn't you show a little bit of fear?” The figure asked annoyed. Slayer continue not to say and do nothing. “Is there anything in the space between your ears?!” the Stranger not wanting to wait through another long pause of nothing decided to stab Slayer twice in the face.

Slayer fell to the ground. Blood pooling around his head. “My bad I thought stabbing you in the head would start up your brain or something. Looks like it just killed you. Will this was boring,” the Stranger said as he walked away from Slayers corpse.

Red Slayer the bodyguard is dead.


Salsa was sleeping in his space bed in one of his space ships in his space port, when he was awoken by someone gently shaking him. “Wha” Salsa start to ask when the person placed a finger to his lips. “Are you going to start a fight with my baby siblings?” a women's voice asked him. “I wasn't thinking about,” Salsa replied getting up.

“You weren't thinking about it means you are thinking about it now,” the voice said with a bit of anger. “Well you brought up the subject, not me,” Salsa replied standing up. He was a good bit taller than this female intruder. “Why are you in my space room?” Salsa said edging his way to his secret stash of space guns. “You have to many weapons here. You want to use them to hurt my little sisters and brothers. They are just little kids and you want to use your war machines on them!” The woman said.

“Okay crazy lady needs to please leave now,” Salsa said reaching into his stash and pulling out a space gun in each hand. The woman started to walk towards Salsa. “I'm afraid I'll have to ground you from you toys and games,” she said as she closed in. “I will use these things,” Salsa said shaking his space guns at her. The woman grabbed the guns and crushed them with her bare hands.

Salsa freaking out hit a secret button to activate a space shield around him. His eyes darted around. “What happen to my space shield,” Salsa asked. “It looked dangerous so I dismantled it,” she said sweetly. “Don't worry you won't miss it for long,” she said with a trouble smile.

Salsa the Brain Cell is dead.


Elsewhere a man felt well proteced, the kitties watched their targets well and the Uncoverer snuk a repressed memory into someone's bag.


Night Two is Over. Day Three has Begun!

Now will accept lynch votes. Any three day inactives will be killed off today.

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seventy2 at 7:37PM, Dec. 23, 2010
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i know 2 people i can trust.

I know the vigilante is short. i would say female is a clue, but the role is female. so who knows

i'm trustworthy, unless you're mafia. which PP is a braincell.

what now? no one has even mentioned thinking about voting for me. jerks.
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Salsa at 8:34PM, Dec. 23, 2010
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Night Two Narrative

Salsa the Brain Cell is dead.


Really? Really?! You really had to kill me. Way to go vig, way to go.
RAGE!
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Product Placement at 11:41PM, Dec. 23, 2010
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Why is Seventy2 publicly trying to figure out who the vigilante is, since it would help the remaining baddies to find and kill him?

It's kinda an unspoken rule not to do such a thing.

Granted, it sucked that the vig killed a town…brain cell but at least he was productive, during the first night.
Those were my two cents.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 1:49AM, Dec. 24, 2010
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I demand more posts and art/video clip responses! It pleases the GM. Also I am thinking about saying vacation for chirstmas day. What do you all think?

Finally I think I will be gone the day after chirstmas so would any one dead be interested in hosting that day? I believe this has been done before. I'd give the temp GM the roles and clues I've used so far.

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I Am The 1337 Master at 5:14AM, Dec. 24, 2010
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This is where I bitch about dying.

I'm bitching about dying.


Lucky townies this game.

PS: I'm super talkative when I'm mafia for those of you who want to know what I am next game.




Rokulily
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Ugh. Journey sucks.
Don't even try to bend my opinion on this one.
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seventy2 at 8:09AM, Dec. 24, 2010
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oh, well then i have no idea who the vig is. i will play cool for now.

leet,
Journey was the single defining band of the 80's no one else contributed as much to the future of music as that single band. only them, and no one else. respect.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 9:20AM, Dec. 24, 2010
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leet,
Journey was the single defining band of the 80's no one else contributed as much to the future of music as that single band. only them, and no one else. respect.
I did say don't.
There is no way to change my opinion on them.
Or on Aerosmith.
I could make a list.


UGH!!! I'M DEAD!!!
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Salsa at 1:04PM, Dec. 24, 2010
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Probably won't be on until after the fact so I'll say this now.

Merry Christmas!
RAGE!
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 2:18PM, Dec. 24, 2010
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Probably won't be on until after the fact so I'll say this now.

Merry Christmas!
Right back at ya.

Also lynch votes have been updated. And why is it that no one is trying to solve clues? Not even Ochi.

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ayesinback at 3:34PM, Dec. 24, 2010
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Also lynch votes have been updated. And why is it that no one is trying to solve clues? Not even Ochi.
LOL: make that lynch vote, period. Guess I'm the only scrooge.

Nothing personal, Mr M — it's just that you strike me as a criminal
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Product Placement at 3:54PM, Dec. 24, 2010
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I demand more posts and art/video clip responses! It pleases the GM.
Well, it was to be expected. With the holidays hitting us pretty hard right now, I'd imagine most of us being busy with family gatherings and what not. I just got home after spending the day with the relatives and I'm going to a dinner at my moms tomorrow.
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Also I am thinking about saying vacation for chirstmas day. What do you all think?

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Finally I think I will be gone the day after chirstmas so would any one dead be interested in hosting that day? I believe this has been done before. I'd give the temp GM the roles and clues I've used so far.
Niccea did it, during the reverse mafia game; when her computer went into the fritz. I ended up hijacking that game, writing what I consider to be one of my favorite endgame narrations. If you want to go for that approach, be sure to give the person all the details that he needs (all the roles and such).

But frankly, I wouldn't mind a two day break.
Those were my two cents.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 4:24PM, Dec. 24, 2010
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Product is using his powers of persuasion to persuade me. So Xmas and day after Xmas will be vacation.

Also there is talk of going out for dinner so nar may be late. Also VOTE. One person votes to lynch someone is kinda sad.

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