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Salsa at 12:33AM, Jan. 1, 2011
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First off, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Second, I'd like to announce that I'm running for GM. I'd really really really REALLY like to be GM again and would (insert a million really's here) like to run the concept I have.

How bad do I want it?

Bad enough to offer these two incentives:

–I will also incorporate any zany, crazy, inane, asinine, and otherwise weird request you may have into the narrations, if I can. Keep it clean please.

–First person to submit an action or vote each cycle gets to request a drawing, which will be displayed in the next narration, quality may be suspect, but I will try my best.

Yes EVERYONE gets to have those two whether you vote for me or not.

If the game concept is too scary, then don't worry I'll answer any questions that you have, just ask.

VOTE SALSA for GM!!
RAGE!
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I Am The 1337 Master at 5:25AM, Jan. 1, 2011
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I see death in your futures.
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seventy2 at 8:36AM, Jan. 1, 2011
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Sooooo. ProductPlacemnt, isnt….mafia. Damn.


isn't one of Jninja's characters from the spades cartoon crazy, but intelligent?
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jninjashadow at 10:06AM, Jan. 1, 2011
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seventy2
Sooooo. ProductPlacemnt, isnt….mafia. Damn.


isn't one of Jninja's characters from the spades cartoon crazy, but intelligent?
No… not to my knowledge…
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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ayesinback at 10:09AM, Jan. 1, 2011
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Happy New Year! I´ve been away (still am intermittently) and see that I received the Mett treatment (that I invented) – really, so sorry Mett.

btw: this is a she that be writing, er, typing :)

OK – I´m dead, can´t say much more, other than I Was right about Mr Leeet, so I´m 1 for 2.
under new management
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 2:46PM, Jan. 1, 2011
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Votes have been updated.

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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 5:51PM, Jan. 1, 2011
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9 minutes till.

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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 6:04PM, Jan. 1, 2011
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Will narrative will be up in a bit and why dosn't anyone this game like voting?

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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 6:30PM, Jan. 1, 2011
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Day Six Narrative

The town gathered around the sound of yelling. “Townies are dropping left and right!” Frankkerr said loudly. “So? Nothing matters anyway,” jninja replied depressingly. “You downer nothing else matters attitude isn't helping us catch the Uncoverer,” Frankkerr said angrily. “It's not hurting it,” Ninja replied.

“Stop this arguing!” Seventy2 said walking towards the pair. “Didn't you hear Product was almost killed last night. We need to be looking for clues!” he said stopping in front of them. “What that seems like a lot of work. Besides we wouldn't even find them anyway,” Ninja said apathetically.

“Why is it you don't want us to look for the clues?” Seventy2 said looking at ninja. “Cause it's pointless,” ninja replied. “Pointless or you just don't want us to find anything!” Seventy shouted. The mob gasped at Seventy2 declaration. “Will since no one else seems to be in the accusing mood ninja it is,” Frankkerr said looking at people around them.

jNinja the Apathetic Teenager and Brain Cell was lynched.

Day Six is OVER! Night Six has BEGUN!

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jninjashadow at 7:58PM, Jan. 1, 2011
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What ever… I saw it coming. My death doesn't even matter… Enjoy your untimely deaths
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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seventy2 at 9:27PM, Jan. 1, 2011
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I apologize in the sincerest form Jninja. I vote for you next time to be mayor or something.

I was wrong folks.

Tho i coulda swore the second character in his spades comic was crazy but super intelligent.

or maybe i mixed all three.
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jninjashadow at 9:28PM, Jan. 1, 2011
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seventy2
I apologize in the sincerest form Jninja. I vote for you next time to be mayor or something.

I was wrong folks.

Tho i coulda swore the second character in his spades comic was crazy but super intelligent.

or maybe i mixed all three.
I still have no clue what character you are talking about… not that it matters anymore
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Salsa at 9:55PM, Jan. 1, 2011
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Well, how many people are left?
*goes to check*

*comes back*

Five people left. And Hark's still alive, hmmm.

Oh well, I'm dead.

And Running for GM, so vote for the dead guy for GM!!!!
RAGE!
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seventy2 at 10:47PM, Jan. 1, 2011
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if it's any consolation, i'm pry dead tonight J. it was nice knowing you.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 5:56AM, Jan. 2, 2011
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jninjashadow
What ever… I saw it coming. My death doesn't even matter… Enjoy your untimely deaths
Salsa
Oh well, I'm dead.
Seventy2
i'm pry dead tonight
It think it was I who saw your deaths coming.

Almost done. It's almost done.
Dun, dundun, dun, dun!!!
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Product Placement at 7:49AM, Jan. 2, 2011
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seventy2
Sooooo. ProductPlacemnt, isnt….mafia. Damn.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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maru at 7:52AM, Jan. 2, 2011
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Are we actually going to lose to one mafia? A bomber, no less?
Innocence proves a good lawyer.
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Product Placement at 8:00AM, Jan. 2, 2011
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You know… maru bearing the title “The last rager” would have made her the perfect suspect since the Night Five narration specifically points out that the bomber is the last mafia member.

Then again, Monkey mistitled her as “the lone ranger” so I doubt that he's going for that.

P.S. I would like to extend a thank you to the cute kitten that is watching over me.
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seventy2 at 9:48AM, Jan. 2, 2011
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i would like to extend preemptive thank you to any cute kittens who want to watch over me?
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frankkerr at 2:31PM, Jan. 2, 2011
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Ma… Ugh oh. Heart attack again.
Shhhh.

My Blog.
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frankkerr at 3:04PM, Jan. 2, 2011
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I Am The 1337 Master
It think it was I who saw your deaths coming.

After the words “Im in” or any other way you wanna put it theres a 90% chance of ending up dead.
Shhhh.

My Blog.
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jninjashadow at 4:16PM, Jan. 2, 2011
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frankkerr
I Am The 1337 Master
It think it was I who saw your deaths coming.

After the words “Im in” or any other way you wanna put it theres a 90% chance of ending up dead.
And now, a montage of death
“AAAAOOOOOOGH”


So, how many of those have happened in mafia narrations?
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Asmun at 5:27PM, Jan. 2, 2011
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Update directly from TF “The GM” GM himself:

“I'm postponing today's narrative until tomorrow due to unforeseen circumstances, namely I'm stuck driving the long way from one end of California to the other.”
“Thanks for standin' still, wanka.”

~Team Fortress 2 Sniper
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Product Placement at 8:38PM, Jan. 2, 2011
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Pfff… What a lazy excuse for postponing a narration, on the account of being stuck, far far away from your computer.

Quit being lazy monkey.
Those were my two cents.
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frankkerr at 9:18PM, Jan. 2, 2011
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Yeah. Man up and use telekinesis.
Shhhh.

My Blog.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 2:20PM, Jan. 3, 2011
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Yeah! All you have to do is write “And they all died.”!
:D
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seventy2 at 6:42PM, Jan. 3, 2011
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MARU IS THE KILLER.
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I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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maru at 7:19PM, Jan. 3, 2011
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seventy2
MARU IS THE KILLER.
THAT LYING SHE-DEVIL!
Innocence proves a good lawyer.
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frankkerr at 7:40PM, Jan. 3, 2011
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seventy2
MARU IS THE KILLER.

Who died and made you detective?

Oh yeah… the detective…
Shhhh.

My Blog.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 8:27PM, Jan. 3, 2011
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Night Six Narrative
Seventy2 was just exiting a pet store when a dark figure bumped into him. “Sorry about that didn't see you there,” Seventy2 said. “I like it like that. If my enemies don't see me they can't predict my moves,” the figure laughed with more than a tad of madness in his tone.

“Okay then will I need to be going now,” Seventy2 said as he tried to side step by the figure. “It's okay I just came to watch the show but before that how about you meet some of my friends,” the figure laughed. Before Seventy2 could ask what was so funny the figure took out a bag of grass hoppers and threw them at Seventy2.

Seventy2 began to scream as the bugs climbing all over him triggered the repressed memory. He started to run around in circles trying to get the bugs off him. But they clung on. “Beautiful,” the figure laughed as he watched Seventy2's panic run.

The stranger put out his leg as Seventy2 ran pass him causing him to trip. The stranger grabbed Seventy2 by the scruff of the neck and pulled him close. “I am the best mafia! No one else!” he said screaming right in Seventy2's face. He then dumped a bucket of grass hoppers on Seventy2.

Seventy2 the Cute and Cuddly Kitten was scared to death

Night Six is OVER! Day Seven has BEGUN!

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