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Krensada at 5:52AM, Jan. 5, 2007
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I thank Nightmare Zero for making me think of it.
anybody ever see those t_shirts and slogans such as:

“Chuck Norris never sleeps. He waits”

or “Chuck Norris has more friends on his myspace than Tom”

or
“The fastest way to a mans Heart Is chuck Norris' fist”

and finally:

“If at first you don't succeed You're obviously not Chuck Norris.”

Heres mine:

“When god said let there be light he asked Chuck Norris for permission first!”



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ozoneocean at 7:19AM, Jan. 5, 2007
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“Chuck Norris is so gay, all he has to do is look at you and you're fucked.”
 
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Nightmare Zero at 8:35AM, Jan. 5, 2007
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“Wanna know what happens to an entire civilasation that stands up to Chuck Norris? Ask the people of Atlantis.”
I'll accept your challenge anytime!

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Glarg at 8:39AM, Jan. 5, 2007
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“Everynight the Boogieman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.”
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Nightmare Zero at 8:41AM, Jan. 5, 2007
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“God wanted to make the world in 10 days, but Chuck Norris only gave him 6.”
I'll accept your challenge anytime!

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Glarg at 11:16AM, Jan. 5, 2007
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“Dont Make Chuck Norris Angry……You wouldnt like him…when he's angry.”
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Nightmare Zero at 11:19AM, Jan. 5, 2007
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“If you find Chuck Norris in bed with a man, It's not because he's gay. He just ran out of women.”
I'll accept your challenge anytime!

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Hellojello at 12:08PM, Jan. 5, 2007
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Chuck Norris is so strong he can slam a revolving door.
Hellojello
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ozoneocean at 12:21PM, Jan. 5, 2007
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“Chuck Norris has to be gay because no woman is man enough for him”
 
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Hellojello at 4:30PM, Jan. 5, 2007
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“Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.”
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Krensada at 4:31PM, Jan. 5, 2007
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Chuck Norris' comic gets more attention on drunk duck than the top 5!
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AQua_ng at 1:10AM, Jan. 6, 2007
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Chuck Norris. Scary.

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Dan at 8:34AM, Jan. 6, 2007
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Chuck Norris' level is so high that no number is compatiable for it.
“I like shooting, but I sure as hell don't like being shot at.”
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AQua_ng at 10:46AM, Jan. 6, 2007
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It's totally over nine thousaaand.

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Nightmare Zero at 11:44AM, Jan. 6, 2007
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The ultimate clash, Chuck Norris VS MR.T! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol.
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strong414bad at 11:59AM, Jan. 6, 2007
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Chuck Norris hates crappy forum games.
Why hello there.
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Glarg at 12:04PM, Jan. 6, 2007
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“Im a level 89 Arcaine fire mage in WoW.”


“Oh yeah, well im at level Chuck Norris!”
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Dan at 12:28PM, Jan. 6, 2007
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Chuck Norris can make infinity piss itself.
“I like shooting, but I sure as hell don't like being shot at.”
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ozoneocean at 5:17PM, Jan. 6, 2007
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“Chuck Norris is so sexy, he doesn't need a penis”
 
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Dan at 5:33PM, Jan. 6, 2007
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Chuck Norris is so superior that he can turn fire into pure ice and vice versa without even paying a slightest attention to it.
“I like shooting, but I sure as hell don't like being shot at.”
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jgib99 at 10:52PM, Jan. 6, 2007
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When he was born. The doctor slapped Chuck Norris in the butt. Chuck Norris then killed him with a roundhouse kick to the face.
Karen's Edge- The beginning of the wildest road trip ever!!
How Unfortunate- Coming back in mid-July!
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Krensada at 2:06AM, Jan. 7, 2007
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Chuck Norris has more slashes in his limit break than cloud!
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ozoneocean at 2:17AM, Jan. 7, 2007
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Chuck Norris is so potent, his entire body is one giant testicle.
 
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CommonSense at 3:41PM, Jan. 7, 2007
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-When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

-Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

-Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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ozoneocean at 2:35AM, Jan. 8, 2007
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Chuck Norris has balls of steel!
Literally: They make chiming sounds when he walks.
 
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Krensada at 2:42AM, Jan. 8, 2007
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Shuck norris owns more stock in microsoft than bill gates!
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7384395948urhfdjfrueruieieueue at 3:29PM, Jan. 8, 2007
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Whne Chuck Norris does push-ups he moves the Earth down.
i will also like to know you the more
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Dan at 3:37PM, Jan. 8, 2007
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When someone punches Chuck Norris, the shockwave smashes the attacker and all others within 100-mile radius.
“I like shooting, but I sure as hell don't like being shot at.”
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7384395948urhfdjfrueruieieueue at 4:33PM, Jan. 8, 2007
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately it's impossible for him to cry.
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Radec at 8:50PM, Jan. 8, 2007
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Chuck Norris smells like wet ass.
<= dead and buried.
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