It was a dark and stormy night when suddenly, cats rained. OH MY GOD! It hit Ozone in the head! He exploded into kittens! OH MY GOD! The kittens slip down into the drain and appeared in the toilet while someone was doing their business!
GROSS!
The kittens jumped up and went meow meow! “Poor kittens” said Harkovast, “I will wash you clean!”
But he has forgotten the rules of kittenlogy: never get a kitten wet. They found him in three different places of town.
Hohoho! said the kittens as they nom nom nomed on the2ndredbaron. WHO TOLD YOU TO FLY IN A NO FLYING ZONE! Kittens like to catch birds. Nobody said that you should fly like one. Meow meow meow!
Gasp! It's Jake! GASP! It's ten million kittens and also Jake. Somewhere. Compressed into a tiny fridge. Next to the baking soda. How do you take ten million kittens out of a fridge?
With a pitchfork! Yay!
Gullas fell down some stairs. Nobody said he should be walking where kittens are sleeping. What's the matter with you you crazy person!? First it's the horse head, now you're walking down stairs.
Highspeedcomics should stop jaywalking or else he wouldn't have gotten hit by a
cat bus imo.
Waff. The kittens wanted your box. Waff also sounds waffles…
Mmm…waffles… :9
Sea_Cow is the
smartest sea kitten in his school. Already litter trained at two months old Sea_Cow went on to double major in neuroscience and environmental studies at Clam Fort University eventually graduating with honours. When Sea_Cow was caught and fed to a precocious child, who, having eaten one mercury filled sea kitten too many, falls to the bottom of his class, the irony is not lost on him.
Nersop cut his finger on a kitten and went to get it fixed up. Unfortunately it was the vet and it was a neutering appointment. After he woke up and realized what happened, he ran off into a kitten filled cliff.
Martinlo_23 got eaten by a dog. Surprise! This is why you should keep cats.
Vakanai saw what was happening and tried to disguise himself by wearing a kitten costume. Then he went to a kitten ball where he met a beautiful kitten queen…they danced and had a romantic time and then went back to kitten's house for some long fun time.
Then suddenly Vakanai remembered: he was not actually a cat.
Kitten queen was not amused.
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Actually nobody sent in a night actions.
DAY 7! Why the play was very nice! Thank you for asking! Send in your votes for the DOUBLE LYNCH by
Sunday February 7th! Each alive players get two votes but must only assign one vote per person. Top two gets a hawt time with the public lynch you kinky duck people you!
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Dead player:
13. korosu : townie (night hit on Night 1)
19. SpANG: detective (lynched on Day 2)
12. leaderofstars: vigilante (night hit on Night 2)
8. Skullbie: bodyguard (night hit on Night 2)
20. humorman: townie (night hit on Night 3)
2. Skoolmunkee: mafia (lynched on Day 4)
17. Mutation: paramedic (night hit on Night 4)
10. odysseus55: mafia (“lynched†on Day 5)
16. Niccea: godfather (lynched on Day 6)
Total number of alive players: 11
1. harkovast
3. Ozoneocean
4. the2ndredbaron
5. gullas
6. highspeedcomics
7. Sea_Cow
9. Nersop
11. martinlo_23
14. Vakanai
15. Gasp Its Jake
18. waff
3 of 6 roles
1 of 1 Mayor
0 of 1 Pardoner
1 of 2 bodyguards
0 of 1 vigilante
1 of 2 paramedics
1 of 1 veteran
1 of 1 paranoid
0 of 1 detectiveS.T.A.B.1 of 4 mafia
0 of 1 Godfather
1 of 1 Mad Hatter
0 of 2 Mafias