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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 4:18PM, June 17, 2009
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Well, okay, 15 minutes more to make a serious vote, or TFGM is getting lynched.

And that's final. T.T

I still think it should just count as no lynch but whatever

Okay people I am innocent. I'm guessing PP checked aqua. So who is next on the chopping block?

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ParkerFarker at 4:19PM, June 17, 2009
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PLEEEAAASSSEEE Do a narrative of the corpse being killed? PLEEEASSSEE
:3

to be honest, I have no idea what the “:3” means. I know it's a cat, but I dunno what that signifies.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Salsa at 4:20PM, June 17, 2009
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PLEEEAAASSSEEE Do a narrative of the corpse being killed? PLEEEASSSEE
:3

to be honest, I have no idea what the “:3” means. I know it's a cat, but I dunno what that signifies.
being at a state of happiness but not anywhere near bliss.
RAGE!
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Niccea at 4:20PM, June 17, 2009
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PLEEEAAASSSEEE Do a narrative of the corpse being killed? PLEEEASSSEE
:3

to be honest, I have no idea what the “:3” means. I know it's a cat, but I dunno what that signifies.
He uses that emoticon in the affirmative.
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Salsa at 4:20PM, June 17, 2009
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PLEEEAAASSSEEE Do a narrative of the corpse being killed? PLEEEASSSEE
:3

to be honest, I have no idea what the “:3” means. I know it's a cat, but I dunno what that signifies.
He uses that emoticon in the affirmative.
I guess I was dead wrong then.
RAGE!
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Hakoshen at 4:21PM, June 17, 2009
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Hakoshen!
You traitorous git!
You are dead!
Everyone you know is dead!
Your pets are dead!
Your gold fish is dead!

NO ONE VOTES FOR THE VAST AND LIVES!

ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!

*turns green and becomes the incredible Hark!*

HARK SMASH!

I may not know what a “git” is good sir, but I await you with an antique revolver, a katana, and a glass of red port.

GOOD DAY SIR.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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waff at 4:21PM, June 17, 2009
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PLEEEAAASSSEEE Do a narrative of the corpse being killed? PLEEEASSSEE
:3
and please do it with my mace *starts thrusting mace in crocty's face*.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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crocty at 4:22PM, June 17, 2009
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey 5
GarBonzo Bean
D_Dude
AQua_ng
Salsa
Pastel

DarthVaderS1999's lifeless corpse 7
Waff
Therealtj.
Product Placement
Product Placement's man bitch
Parkerfarker
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Killerbob

Salsa 3
Bocaj
Harkovast
Hakoshen

Ochi 1
Niccea



waff
crocty
ParkerFarker
PLEEEAAASSSEEE Do a narrative of the corpse being killed? PLEEEASSSEE
:3
and please do it with my mace *starts thrusting mace in crocty's face*.
Oops, I compeltely forgot about that…
Blah, I've already written it out. ;.;
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ParkerFarker at 4:23PM, June 17, 2009
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I love how there was that surge of Salsa votes, and then the corpse.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Salsa at 4:23PM, June 17, 2009
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PLEEEAAASSSEEE Do a narrative of the corpse being killed? PLEEEASSSEE
:3
and please do it with my mace *starts thrusting mace in crocty's face*.
LOL!

Offtopic:
Hey Waffman, what's your tag on improbable island I was thinking of signing up.
RAGE!
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Niccea at 4:24PM, June 17, 2009
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oh well. Look! I threw my vote away….and LoS hasn't been in a game for a while.
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Product Placement at 4:25PM, June 17, 2009
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I love how there was that surge of Salsa votes, and then the corpse.
Well, there's a simple reason behind all the Salsa votes.



No power, huh?
Those were my two cents.
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Salsa at 4:25PM, June 17, 2009
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I love how there was that surge of Salsa votes, and then the corpse.
I just sent Crocty a second PQ saying I changed my vote. must not have got the first one.
RAGE!
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 4:26PM, June 17, 2009
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey 5
GarBonzo Bean
D_Dude
AQua_ng
Salsa
Pastel

DarthVaderS1999's lifeless corpse 7
Waff
Therealtj.
Product Placement
Product Placement's man bitch
Parkerfarker
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Killerbob

Salsa 3
Bocaj
Harkovast
Hakoshen

Ochi 1
Niccea

If we all vote Ochi would that cancel the lynch? Come on you really want to kill don't you? ;3

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crocty at 4:27PM, June 17, 2009
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I considered killing her again in this upcoming narrative, but I thought it would be overkill, killing three people…

TheFlyingGreenMonkey 4
GarBonzo Bean
D_Dude
AQua_ng
Pastel

DarthVaderS1999's lifeless corpse 8
Waff
Therealtj.
Product Placement
Product Placement's man bitch
Parkerfarker
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Killerbob
Salsa

Salsa 3
Bocaj
Harkovast
Hakoshen

Ochi 1
Niccea
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waff at 4:27PM, June 17, 2009
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PLEEEAAASSSEEE Do a narrative of the corpse being killed? PLEEEASSSEE
:3
and please do it with my mace *starts thrusting mace in crocty's face*.
LOL!

Offtopic:
Hey Waffman, what's your tag on improbable island I was thinking of signing up.
It's the link in my sig (it's a refferal thingummy).

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Salsa at 4:28PM, June 17, 2009
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I love how there was that surge of Salsa votes, and then the corpse.
Well, there's a simple reason behind all the Salsa votes.



No power, huh?

that was funny. I seriously laughed for about thirty seconds.
RAGE!
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Ochitsukanai at 4:28PM, June 17, 2009
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If we all vote Ochi would that cancel the lynch? Come on you really want to kill don't you? ;3
Oh yeah, like it takes a majority vote to make THAT happen. XD

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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Niccea at 4:28PM, June 17, 2009
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I doubt all the votes could be redistributed in such a short time. In the future, I would ask that people don't vote silly. If you don't want to vote, just say so.
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Product Placement at 4:28PM, June 17, 2009
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Sorry for accusing you there monkey but I'm operating mostly on solid facts. So far I've narrowed the final list of plausible suspects down to 8 players. Unfortunately, you are on the list. I don't think you're a bad guy though and I did ask Tj if he was gonna pardon you.

The answer was no.
Those were my two cents.
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crocty at 4:31PM, June 17, 2009
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Pastel

DarthVaderS1999's lifeless corpse 8
Waff
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Product Placement
Product Placement's man bitch
Parkerfarker
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Killerbob
Salsa

Salsa 4
Bocaj
Harkovast
Hakoshen
AQua_ng

Ochi 1
Niccea

(Last minute vote change, by the way)

“Lynch DarthVaderS1999’s corpse! It’s looking at me funny!” The explorers were in riot, each taking turns at punching Darth in the face.
Crocty had just returned from a retrieval, “Oh hey, thanks for bringing me Kitty’s velociraptor blood. I had to do it myself—oh, we’re punching corpses are we? And I wasn’t invited?! I’m shocked and ashamed. If you need me, I’ll be in the lounge…”
“Come on, we need to lynch Darth before he kills us all!” Product yelled. Everyone exited the boat, finding a nice high tree. TJ, using his squirrel powers climbed the tree and tied the short noose around a tree branch. He then let go of Darth’s body, killing Darth instantly.

DarthVaderS1999 the rotting corpse is dead.

Just as they did that, the branch that he was lynched on snapped, causing his body to fall down.
“Look out everyone, he’s attacking again!” Salsa, unfortunately did not heed their warnings. He stayed, staring at his rotting flesh as it came plunging towards his face, until he landed with great force. Next to him. He sighed a big breath of relief “That was close…I almost di—“
Just then Salsa died of natural causes.

Salsa the Velociraptor is dead!

Ochi, upon seeing this, had a heart attack and died.

Ochi the Ghost thing is dead.

Day 3 is over.
Night 3 has begun!

Send your night actions now, people!
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Salsa at 4:31PM, June 17, 2009
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Sorry for accusing you there monkey but I'm operating mostly on solid facts. So far I've narrowed the final list of plausible suspects down to 8 players. Unfortunately, you are on the list. I don't think you're a bad guy though and I did ask Tj if he was gonna pardon you.

The answer was no.
so I guess that one way or another, it goes down to 7 suspects huh?
edit: Damn. I thought I was gonna live.
RAGE!
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ParkerFarker at 4:32PM, June 17, 2009
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I love how there was that surge of Salsa votes, and then the corpse.
Well, there's a simple reason behind all the Salsa votes.



No power, huh?

that was funny. I seriously laughed for about thirty seconds.

yeah, I love the way Salsa is just looking up in panel one. It makes it so much better hahah

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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harkovast at 4:32PM, June 17, 2009
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Surely we aren't allowed to not kill anyone?
That goes against my principles!

Hak, that is just the sort of thing I would expect a git to say!
however, you miscalculated! YOu have a sword, a pistol and a glass of red port….BUT ONLY TWO HANDS!

Since you are American I will assume you will hold the gun at all times, so you have either dropped the sword and stabbed yourself in the foot, or (more shamefully) spilled good port on your trousers!

In either case, I stand by my assertion!

TOTAL GIT!

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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Niccea at 4:33PM, June 17, 2009
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Lynched for the wrong reasons…where have I heard that. All we need is the cannibal.

Also, word to the wise. If we aren't sure on who to lynch, don't alienate the person with the most connections.
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Product Placement at 4:34PM, June 17, 2009
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Salsa the Velociraptor is dead!

\o/
Those were my two cents.
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This space for rent.
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crocty at 4:35PM, June 17, 2009
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Must tells ya', you explorers are doing very good.

I was worried I made my clues too MIND FUCKINGLY hard, but you all managed to lynch dinosaurs, thus I deem my clues to be MIND FUCKINGLY mediocre.
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
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kitty17 at 4:35PM, June 17, 2009
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K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3
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Niccea at 4:35PM, June 17, 2009
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So who should the hunter kill next, captain? One of the 7 then?
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kitty17 at 4:36PM, June 17, 2009
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Must tells ya', you explorers are doing very good.

I was worried I made my clues too MIND FUCKINGLY hard, but you all managed to lynch dinosaurs, thus I deem my clues to be MIND FUCKINGLY mediocre.

I still blame you for my death.

K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3
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