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Product Placement
at 3:20PM, July 14, 2009
Those were my two cents.
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last edited on July 14, 2011 2:51PM
Nuclear_Hand
at 3:23PM, July 14, 2009
Product PlacementNuclear_HandHere you go.
AWW MAN! I wanted to join,but I was on vacation! >.<
1: Niccea the great deceiver.
2: TheFlyingGreenMonkey the everlasting pardoner. The pardoner.
3: kitty17
4: crocty
5: InuYasha_Rules
6: Exzachly
7: Sea_Cow
8: waff-Man The mayor.
9: Aghammer
10:gullas the impaler.
11:herio
12:rokulily
13:therealtj
14:harkovast the patron saint of finger pointing.
15:GarBonzo Bean
16:Salsa
17:Ochitsukanai
18:KillerBob
19:Anthony Mercer
20:Naughtelos
21:Avalon comics
22:Hakoshen the Spartan
23:ozoneocean is sexy
24:Renga Studio an innocent bystander.
25:the2ndredbaron an innocent bystander.
26:ParkerFarker an innocent bystander.
27:Nuclear_Hand the townie that just came home from vacation.
By the way. You're under 13, aren't you?
DING! Correct. You get a COOKIE! ( :: )
Lol ty for adding me on the list.
THIS HAND OF MIIIIIIINE!!!
*boom*
*boom*
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:19PM
Salsa
at 3:25PM, July 14, 2009
croctyThank you. I agree. No lynchings until we get some proof.NicceaGosh, I was just about to say that.
Neither would Crocty.
I think a pardon should be used. We have no clues at all yet. We might get some later.
But yes, TFGM should just pardon me. I can't prove I'm not a monster, but noone can prove I am, so until we have evidence, we should just stay safe, hmm?
RAGE!
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:17PM
Exzachly
at 3:26PM, July 14, 2009
I don't think we should pardon. Anyone who isn't protected by a bodyguard/movie fan should be considered expendable as they'll most likely be a monster anyways by the third night. This goes especially for veteran players and those who have a lot of experience playing the mafia side, cause they're the most desirable for the monster side and are likely to be turned sooner.
Also, we'll probably need those pardons later, when monsters will outnumber humes.
Also, we'll probably need those pardons later, when monsters will outnumber humes.
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Product Placement
at 3:33PM, July 14, 2009
Half an hour until the day is over.
I'm gonna be working on the narration now.
Crocty. You go and pray that TFGM will show you some mercy.
Current results.
Crocty (7)
KillerBob
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
InuYasha_Rules
Anthony Mercer
Aghammer
Exzachly
Hakoshen
Salsa (4)
Niccea
crocty
kitty17
Ochitsukanai
Niccea (1)
harkovast
Harkovast (1)
ozoneocean
Sea_Cow (1)
GarBonzo Bean
I'm still accepting votes until last minute.
I'm gonna be working on the narration now.
Crocty. You go and pray that TFGM will show you some mercy.
Current results.
Crocty (7)
KillerBob
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
InuYasha_Rules
Anthony Mercer
Aghammer
Exzachly
Hakoshen
Salsa (4)
Niccea
crocty
kitty17
Ochitsukanai
Niccea (1)
harkovast
Harkovast (1)
ozoneocean
Sea_Cow (1)
GarBonzo Bean
I'm still accepting votes until last minute.
Those were my two cents.
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last edited on July 14, 2011 2:51PM
Ochitsukanai
at 3:35PM, July 14, 2009
It's like some terrible alternate universe where everyone wants to kill Crocty but me! Noooooooo… TT_TT
EDIT: And due to that I'm voting Salsa, who I thought was acting suspicious. Who better to shove blame on than Crocty when I cast aspersions on inactives? If Crocty's guilty I'll feel crazy for believing he isn't, but I just don't get that feeling…
EDIT: And due to that I'm voting Salsa, who I thought was acting suspicious. Who better to shove blame on than Crocty when I cast aspersions on inactives? If Crocty's guilty I'll feel crazy for believing he isn't, but I just don't get that feeling…

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:20PM
Nuclear_Hand
at 3:36PM, July 14, 2009
*sits on bed and watches TV while eating a sandwich* This sandwich is good. Monsters can't take me alive,I have an explosive hand. *trys it out on dummy* *fails* What in the name of sloppy joe!? Crud,now im defenseless. All I have left is this garlic,cross,or torch. Hmm..*picks one but im not gonna tell nub. :P*
THIS HAND OF MIIIIIIINE!!!
*boom*
*boom*
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:19PM
crocty
at 3:43PM, July 14, 2009
OchitsukanaiYeah…It's odd. o_o
It's like some terrible alternate universe where everyone wants to kill Crocty but me! Noooooooo… TT_TT
ExzachlyThe pardons are never used because people say “But what if we need them later?”
I don't think we should pardon. Anyone who isn't protected by a bodyguard/movie fan should be considered expendable as they'll most likely be a monster anyways by the third night. This goes especially for veteran players and those who have a lot of experience playing the mafia side, cause they're the most desirable for the monster side and are likely to be turned sooner.
Also, we'll probably need those pardons later, when monsters will outnumber humes.
We won't. When the monsters outnumber us, they'll go for TFGM first, so they won't get any interruptions (That is, if he isn't a monster right now). We either use it now or waste it. (Along with a townie)
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:53AM
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 3:47PM, July 14, 2009
I know who the SMFs are. I know who the Van Helsing and Hunter are. Waff hasn't told me the bodyguards yet but if Crocty was one he would have told me to pardon him. Townies are scary in this game ):
I'm waiting for a pq but I don't think the person is on :/
I'm waiting for a pq but I don't think the person is on :/
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:17PM
crocty
at 3:48PM, July 14, 2009
TheFlyingGreenMonkeyFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFPARDON ME D:
I know who the SMFs are. I know who the Van Helsing and Hunter are. Waff hasn't told me the bodyguards yet but if Crocty was one he would have told me to pardon him. Townies are scary in this game ):
I'm waiting for a pq but I don't think the person is on :/
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:53AM
kitty17
at 3:50PM, July 14, 2009
I don't think we should be killing townies so soon and I honestly believe Crocty isn't a monster. With a game like this we can't risk randomly killing people….atleast not yet.
Pardon him monkey D:
Pardon him monkey D:
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:19PM
crocty
at 3:51PM, July 14, 2009
kitty17Listen to her ^
I don't think we should be killing townies so soon and I honestly believe Crocty isn't a monster. With a game like this we can't risk randomly killing people….atleast not yet.
Pardon him monkey D:
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:53AM
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 3:55PM, July 14, 2009
Well I'm a honest Politician I may accept bribes of votes for next game >.> .>
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Exzachly
at 3:56PM, July 14, 2009
crocty
The pardons are never used because people say “But what if we need them later?”
We won't. When the monsters outnumber us, they'll go for TFGM first, so they won't get any interruptions (That is, if he isn't a monster right now). We either use it now or waste it. (Along with a townie)
ah, you got me there. I guess the pardons won't matter much late in the game. Still, in this mafia, a dead townie is not a bad thing. Just means one less monster down the line.
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:25PM
Salsa
at 3:58PM, July 14, 2009
kitty17I agree and she's voting to have me LYNCHED!!!
I don't think we should be killing townies so soon and I honestly believe Crocty isn't a monster. With a game like this we can't risk randomly killing people….atleast not yet.
Pardon him monkey D:
RAGE!
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:17PM
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 4:00PM, July 14, 2009
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:17PM
crocty
at 4:01PM, July 14, 2009
TheFlyingGreenMonkey:/ Why should I bribe you, when you should be doing it for nothing?
Well since I didn't get any bribes…
I mean really you are wasting those pardons if you're not going to use them. -.-
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:53AM
kitty17
at 4:02PM, July 14, 2009
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
I'm honestly sick of all these bribes and people bribing. It's not a good strategy. You'd rather get a bribe than prevent a Townie from dying? Fine…but you've become suspicious in my book.
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:19PM
Salsa
at 4:02PM, July 14, 2009
TheFlyingGreenMonkeyfine I will vote for you to be mayor in the next game if I don't get GM.
Well since I didn't get any bribes…
RAGE!
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:17PM
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 4:05PM, July 14, 2009
croctyYou just hate me and don't want to see me Mayor p.pTheFlyingGreenMonkey:/ Why should I bribe you, when you should be doing it for nothing?
Well since I didn't get any bribes…
I mean really you are wasting those pardons if you're not going to use them. -.-
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:17PM
crocty
at 4:06PM, July 14, 2009
TheFlyingGreenMonkeyWell, I'm not the one voting for you, and demanding you pay me to not get you lynched…
You just hate me and don't want to see me Mayor p.p
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:53AM
Product Placement
at 4:06PM, July 14, 2009
“IT'S HIM! I'M SURE OF IT!” someone screamed. An accusing finger was being pointed at crocty.
“But I don't like to eat people.” said Crocty, in defense.
“GASP! He eats people! That fiend!” the crowd exclaims.
“The whole sentence! Listen to the whole sentence! I said ‘don’t like'” screams Crocty as he's being dragged to the gallows.
People gather around, certain that they have capture one of the horrendous fiends that were plaguing their streets. But wait, don't monsters survive being hanged? Well I guess that the conventional method is not gonna work then.
“Oh good… does this mean that I can leave?” Asks Crocty.
“No” Barks Waff. “We must put him to the test of truth”
The mayor drags up a piece of garlic and rubs it all over Crocty's face. Great. This smell won't leave easily.
“First test passed. He is not a Vampire.”
Suddenly, he is poked and prodded with silver pokes. “Hey! Easy now. Wait! That doesn't go there!”
“Hmm.. no severe allergic reaction yet. Crocty is not a Werewolf.”
As annoying as this to Crocty, it still provides him with a sigh of relief “Well, at least I'm being cleared…”
Waff continues “Now for the test of fire!”
Crocty's pupils narrow: “Oh… I don't like where this is going.”
“Easy now!” Says TheFlyingGreenMonkey and grabs the torch wielding arm of the mayor. He looks innocent enough. I say we let him go.
There's a level of disappointment among the townies as they start to disperse.
Crocty has been pardoned.
A car door gets slammed and a taxi drives away. Nuclear_Hand has arrived from the tropics. In a cheesy Hawaiian shirt and with a partially overdone tan, he smiles and states: “Anything I missed?”
Meanwhile. Townies all over the place started to ponder. “Man. The situation in the town sure feels dire… but I have a feeling that it's supposed to be more serious.” No Townies! Bad Townies! This type of thinking could cause the… oh… to late. The fates have heard your pondering and are rewarding you with just that. After a short reworking of the time line, the role of one of the monster leaders has passed on to someone else.
Day 2 has ended.
Night 2 has begun.
“But I don't like to eat people.” said Crocty, in defense.
“GASP! He eats people! That fiend!” the crowd exclaims.
“The whole sentence! Listen to the whole sentence! I said ‘don’t like'” screams Crocty as he's being dragged to the gallows.
People gather around, certain that they have capture one of the horrendous fiends that were plaguing their streets. But wait, don't monsters survive being hanged? Well I guess that the conventional method is not gonna work then.
“Oh good… does this mean that I can leave?” Asks Crocty.
“No” Barks Waff. “We must put him to the test of truth”
The mayor drags up a piece of garlic and rubs it all over Crocty's face. Great. This smell won't leave easily.
“First test passed. He is not a Vampire.”
Suddenly, he is poked and prodded with silver pokes. “Hey! Easy now. Wait! That doesn't go there!”
“Hmm.. no severe allergic reaction yet. Crocty is not a Werewolf.”
As annoying as this to Crocty, it still provides him with a sigh of relief “Well, at least I'm being cleared…”
Waff continues “Now for the test of fire!”
Crocty's pupils narrow: “Oh… I don't like where this is going.”
“Easy now!” Says TheFlyingGreenMonkey and grabs the torch wielding arm of the mayor. He looks innocent enough. I say we let him go.
There's a level of disappointment among the townies as they start to disperse.
Crocty has been pardoned.
A car door gets slammed and a taxi drives away. Nuclear_Hand has arrived from the tropics. In a cheesy Hawaiian shirt and with a partially overdone tan, he smiles and states: “Anything I missed?”
Meanwhile. Townies all over the place started to ponder. “Man. The situation in the town sure feels dire… but I have a feeling that it's supposed to be more serious.” No Townies! Bad Townies! This type of thinking could cause the… oh… to late. The fates have heard your pondering and are rewarding you with just that. After a short reworking of the time line, the role of one of the monster leaders has passed on to someone else.
Day 2 has ended.
Night 2 has begun.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.

last edited on July 14, 2011 2:51PM
crocty
at 4:07PM, July 14, 2009
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:53AM
Hakoshen
at 4:08PM, July 14, 2009
Well, I can honestly say the only real bribe I ever got was in the last game. Some of us have an integrity to our instability.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:41PM
Ochitsukanai
at 4:10PM, July 14, 2009
HakoshenHave people been giving you fake bribes, then?
Well, I can honestly say the only real bribe I ever got was in the last game.
“This appears to be fanart, but is actually just a magazine photograph of some guy!”
“T-thanks?”
Right, then…I'll be straight-up pissed if you're actually guilty, Crocty, but I just don't believe you are this time. -_-

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:20PM
Exzachly
at 4:11PM, July 14, 2009
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:25PM
crocty
at 4:11PM, July 14, 2009
OchitsukanaiWhat if tonight I become guilty? Will you be kinda half pissed?HakoshenHave people been giving you fake bribes, then?
Well, I can honestly say the only real bribe I ever got was in the last game.
“This appears to be fanart, but is actually just a magazine photograph of some guy!”
“T-thanks?”
Right, then…I'll be straight-up pissed if you're actually guilty, Crocty, but I just don't believe you are this time. -_-
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:53AM
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 4:13PM, July 14, 2009
Yeah I had already pardon Crocty like half an hour ago. I just wanted to add some drama and maybe get a promised vote or two :D. But so help me Crocty if you were a zombie. I have a ambulothanatophobia so and I do love setting things on fire.
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:17PM
crocty
at 4:14PM, July 14, 2009
TheFlyingGreenMonkeyOh gosh, that's evil…
Yeah I had already pardon Crocty like half an hour ago. I just wanted to add some drama and maybe get a promised vote or two :D. But so help me Crocty if you were a zombie. I have a zombie phobia so and I do love setting things on fire.
You'll make it far in politics.
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:53AM
Niccea
at 4:15PM, July 14, 2009
TheFlyingGreenMonkeyI retract my bribe then.
Yeah I had already pardon Crocty like half an hour ago. I just wanted to add some drama and maybe get a promised vote or two :D. But so help me Crocty if you were a zombie. I have a zombie phobia so and I do love setting things on fire.
In fact: I will give you the anti bribe. I will never vote for you again except to lynch you.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:13PM
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