Oh… I give up.


"Image taken from Bad Guy high".

OMG! We broke him.

Um PP? *pokes with stick*

If I'm the one that broke him, does that mean I'm the new GM?

I declare my new role is NoseferVan Helsing, fan of scary films. Also I can pardon any lynch that goes near me.

Wooohoo! We win! Go team us!
The tyranny of PP is beaten!
FREEDOM!

Product Placement

Niccea

crocty
RIGHT THEN, S…
So those have no clues in them, PP?…

You never know with PP.

No clues.

wait, if there are no clues in that, then the townies could never win. And they are one of the teams. Even if no one wants them to win, they still should be able to.

EDIT: well I guess if PP is not the GM anymore, you can disregard this post.

Niccea
Um PP? *pokes with stick*

ParkerFarker
wait, if there are no clues in that, then the townies could never win. And they are one of the teams. Even if no one wants them to win, they still should be able to.

When a townie is successfully turned, there is no clue. If a townie is attacked and he has the correct defense, a clue will be give.

*tucks PP into bed* I think it might be time to call it a night.

Good idea. I have to be at work in 5 hours or so.

And I have to wake up half an hour before that…

harkovast
Wooohoo! We win! Go team us!
The tyranny of PP is beaten!
FREEDOM!

I read that as “Tranny”….

>_>

Night PP. Don't let us lazy bums keep you up.

Good luck trying to find a monster to lynch.

I keep trying to tell you guys, Gullas is the Nosferatu.

therealtj
I keep trying to tell you guys, Gullas is the Nosferatu.

Grounds?

There's no reliable way to narrow it down without clues, so there's not much we can actually DO but make observations and consider who is more likely.

First, regular players, especially those who solve clues, are likely to be converted; they would be useful. This category is too broad to make judgments by, which puts us at a disadvantage since the groups will grow exponentially.

Second, people normally in groups will want to work together - that theory is reliant upon the assumption that people already in groups got monster roles.

Third, one leader did nothing, since a failed attack would lead to a full narrative. In that vein, Salsa and Killerbob haven't been on since yesterday and other players may be inactive in this thread.

Fourth, we can assume townie side is doomed, determine people whom we sincerely do not want to go up against later, and destroy them early. This eliminates our own chances of having them on our side, and the game will probably be more boring.

Lastly, if you dislike the fourth idea and don't go for the first three either, perhaps consider campaigning to murder the inactive players.

Ochitsukanai
First, regular players, especially those who solve clues, are likely to be converted; they would be useful. This category is too broad to make judgments by, which puts us at a disadvantage since the groups will grow exponentially.

I was thinking this too, but seeing as though I wasn't converted, clearly the monsters and dumb and are going for people of no use! :(

Lol. You realize we are just going by your word that you were not converted.

So…we need a monster to fail before leaving a clue?

Probability says that a monster will have a 1 in 3 chance of failing.

But that doesn't matter. You know my brain doesn't work well enough this early in the game.

Therealty is the lead zombie.
Voodoo witch doctor or whatever he is called!
Some a splode him!

And Niccea is both the werewolf pimp and the vampire elongation specialist!
Thats two roles! Talk about playing favourites! This whole game is insane!
PP is out of his mind!
Whats next?
Dancing donkeys?
Well I dont see any!
Your move, PP!

Ochitsukanai
Third, one leader did nothing, since a failed attack would lead to a full narrative. In that vein, Salsa and Killerbob haven't been on since yesterday and other players may be inactive in this thread.

I was working on cleaning paint off the dash pieces of my truck and trying to get a price for fixing the lights in the instrument cluster. I haven't been home from 8:15 CDT to 19:45 CDT. I probably won't be on until 12:00 CDT tomorrow if then. I am normally on a lot, but only when I don't have other things to do.

In that vein I would like to say that being inactive is not a reliable way to get someone

Salsa
In that vein I would like to say that being inactive is not a reliable way to get someone

But it makes a lurvely excuse.

And, Hark, how do we know you are not a were cat?

@PP: Yeah I was under the same impression as PF. I thought you were going more with me idea. Oh well townies really have lost now.

I know who I'd go after if I was a monster, Ochi or Oz. They are the best clues solvers and they can spin clues anyway they want.

But then agian I said last game that from now on if in doubt lynch Crocty so…

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
@PP: Yeah I was under the same impression as PF. I thought you were going more with me idea. Oh well townies really have lost now.

I know who I'd go after if I was a monster, Ochi or Oz. They are the best clues solvers and they can spin clues anyway they want.

But then agian I said last game that from now on if in doubt lynch Crocty so…

well. it would be interesting for Crocty to be killed in a way that doesn't involve Ochi.

Salsa
But then agian I said last game that from now on if in doubt lynch Crocty so…

D:<

crocty

Hmm…your avi does look rather sneaky.
Like it's planning something… o:<

kitty17

crocty

Hmm…your avi does look rather sneaky.
Like it's planning something… o:<

Genius!!

kitty17

crocty

Hmm…your avi does look rather sneaky.
Like it's planning something… o:<

Ah, but what is your avi playing there?

I know what it's playing!

It's playing…Uhh…Some game with zombies, werewolves, or vampires, because you are one!

YEAH! D:<

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
I know who I'd go after if I was a monster, Ochi or Oz.

Aww, clearly YOU have an eye for quality! :3

Salsa
it would be interesting for Crocty to be killed in a way that doesn't involve Ochi.

No it would not. The aesthetics would be utterly ruined.

It'd be like some terrible episode of Lupin III where Zenigata finally corners Lupin in a warehouse and then some drunken bums totally unrelated to the drama stumble in and accidentally knock over a crate of turnips that crush him to death or something. How unfulfilling would THAT be? I ask you! o_O

EDIT: If you actually have no idea how unfulfilling that would be, I'll just tell you; very unfulfilling indeed.

true blood anyone

T-T I just realized that I wasted my 2500th post. I was going to have something cool and insightful. Instead I accuse Hark of being a were-cat. I'm going over there to sulk now.

damn it, he always gets something good and I get to be a townie AND I didn't even get bitten or whatever..errr

Edit: Can HM be banned forever?? Just asking.. :)

therealtj

Product Placement

Niccea
That is what you said last time. And there was still a pointing to Red and White to show that I was the detective…

How many times do I have to say that it was a coincidence?

I even posted a statement with that narration, saying that it was purely dramatic and contained no clues. AND it was an end of a DAY narration. We don't put clues on that.

By putting enough spin on it, you could claim that everything I say is a clue.

So Crocty's the Van Helsing? :o

Humorman's poem eloquently expresses the ultimate tragedy of being undead; the dichotomy between creation and destruction. Being undead, one can no longer meaningfully “create” anything save destruction. For example, the destruction of others to make them more like oneself is a predominant theme in the vampiric literature canon. This theme expresses a deep and very human desire to mold others in one's own image, combined with the fear of the completion of these desires culminating in something negative and irreversible. This negative factor is the potential discovery of “death” or irredeemable ugliness at the core of the self. The absence of vampiric reflections in mirrors further illustrate the motif of unfounded vanity. In the case of Humorman's poem, the apparent destruction is of the English language, blending the form with the theme with an unstudied, almost thoughtless elegance.

Furthermore, the usage of apparent clichés such as “every vampier has his day” (12) and “cats of black and i of nuwt” (10) demonstrate the futility of creating something truly “new,” a repetition of the dichotomy of creation and destruction, just as the introduction of fear and of being “afrade” are indicative of the earlier fear not of vampires, but of one's own internal desires and selfhood (3-4). The closing declaration that the speaker wishes to be a “vampire king,” in this context, should in fact be paradoxically interpreted as a very human wish for self-control and self-rule over one's own appetites (15).
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EDIT: Ok, that's it. I could keep going, but I shouldn't. o_O