harkovast
*GASP!*
Be careful! You are on dangerous ground now PP! This is how wars get started!
I've killed men for less! Admitedly I just killed them in a mafia forum game….but I still killed em!

All right, I'm fiving this one since Murr tends to crack me up. But keep pushing me and your comic gets it!

… heh.. how nautical.

Okay then.
*lowers weapons*
I was gonna say, it is actually a really cool page, so a 4 would have been doubly painful.

Okay I guess I will have to kill therealtj instead….that damn dirty SQUIRREL!

SQUIRRELS WANT TO SOCIALISE MEDICINE….WITH ACORNS!

Do you want heart surgery from a rodent with an acorn?
DO YOU????

harkovast
Okay then.
*lowers weapons*
I was gonna say, it is actually a really cool page, so a 4 would have been doubly painful.

Okay I guess I will have to kill therealtj instead….that damn dirty SQUIRREL!

SQUIRRELS WANT TO SOCIALISE MEDICINE….WITH ACORNS!

Do you want heart surgery from a rodent with an acorn?
DO YOU????

yes?

Really? Oh well never mind then.

This isn't working, I need to fall back on what I know….

Furry Pushing!

where's my narration?

Give Rokulily some time to write it. If there's one pain I know, then it's last minute changes before narration is due.

I stood to become the pardoner until… certain individuals thought I wasn't deserving of it.

Also… didn't she say something about that she might draw out the narrations?

The rules are different this game, you have to click on this link to read the narrations in a separate forum section-

http://www.drunkduck.com/Kombat_Kubs/

harkovast
Okay then.
*lowers weapons*
I was gonna say, it is actually a really cool page, so a 4 would have been doubly painful.

Okay I guess I will have to kill therealtj instead….that damn dirty SQUIRREL!

SQUIRRELS WANT TO SOCIALISE MEDICINE….WITH ACORNS!

Do you want heart surgery from a rodent with an acorn?
DO YOU????

Hey! Squirrels have made a number of major advances in the medical field! Did you ever wonder who it was who invented the defibrillator? Or how about the artificial lung?

We invented them, those human jerks just took the credit!

gullas
I sugest that we stop linkin Harkovast's Harkovast and start linking retaya's Flame of Earth :P

Look, I'm all for promoting my comic but not at the expense of others. So nyeh. :P

Yeah but while you distracting people with your medical sorcery, a load of you snuck in the back and ran off with our Brazils and most of the hazels!

I, for one, will not compromise my nut selection for something so shallow and trivial as vastly advancing medical science!

D: Oh jeez, how am I to keep up with all this?

But whatever. I choose not to vote at this time and to wait and see what happens because I don't know anyone that well exept for Harkovast and Mr. FlyingGreenMonkey

harkovast
Yeah but while you distracting people with your medical sorcery, a load of you snuck in the back and ran off with our Brazils and most of the hazels!

I, for one, will not compromise my nut selection for something so shallow and trivial as vastly advancing medical science!

I work hard for my nuts! >: (

Retaya
But whatever. I choose not to vote at this time and to wait and see what happens because I don't know anyone that well exept for Harkovast and Mr. FlyingGreenMonkey

You're talking to me?

You don't need to worry about me being irritated at you for not voting for me. If I was that petty, I had to be annoyed at all the players in this game right now…

…except for therealtj.

He's a trooper… who works hard for his nuts.

harkovast
The rules are different this game, you have to click on this link to read the narrations in a separate forum section-

http://www.drunkduck.com/Kombat_Kubs/

hmmm i didnt know let me click here…..wait a second….

oh you almost got me.

Day 1

The tragedy at town hall was brought to light the next day…

“Who could’ve of done such a thing?”
“What will become of us?”
“How will we get delicious baked good now?!”

“Good people,” announced Product Placement. “I believe what we have here is a monster infestation! Should you wish to survive you should elect me as your leader!”

“No! Elect me! I’m the Ghoul!” cried out Gullas. “If you elect me it’ll be a fantastic monster win and brains and innards for all!”

Now the town was quite torn. Should they save it and have things return to the boring old days? Or should they become monsters and terrorize whoever they pleased? What to do, what to do…

“Um guys?” stepped in D_Dude. “I believe I can help… You see, I am the scary movie fan. If you elect me, I guarantee that we’ll all come through this mess as long as you follow the sacred rules of scary movies.”

The town was still unsure.

“Um, I’ll also lynch Gullas?”

Well, things really started picking up. Agruments and fights about who was best and what to do filled the streets. The chaos was so great that for some reason people went around tipping stuff over. Seventy2 had HAD IT. Something needed to be done, and he was going to do it!

“HEY YOU! THE PUNK IN THE HAT! YEAH YOU! VOTE FOR ME!”, Yelled Seventy2 at random people in the streets. And as we all know, the best polititians are the ones who can yell the loudest. In fact Seventy2 managed to yell his way to the top before D_Dude politly reminded everyone that sometimes knowing what you’re doing is a better case for office then yelling.

D_Dude has been elected MAYOR!

Seventy2 has been elected PARDONER!

Meanwhile Gullas and Product Placement were still in a heated debate.
“Well I’M Ali G!” yelled Gullas.

“You fiend! That’s my bit! I’M ALI G!!” cried Product Placement outrage.
People gathered around.



“There he is! There’s the ghoul! D_Dude promised to lynch him! Get him!”
The townies seized Gullas but Product Placement announce that instead of a lynch they would have a rap off to determine once and for all who was the greatest Ali G. Gullas being the challengee got to go first.

“Well my name is Ali G
An I’m the best on these streets!
My rhymes are so fluid
That you better be ready to get beat!
When I bust out my A game
All the ho’s cry out for me.
So you better tell your mom
That she doesn’t do it for me!
DISS.”

Then crowd applauded the witty rap and awaited Product Placements turn.

Product Placement narrowed his eyes and began. The rap he sang was so glorious that written words would only destroy what the rap angel wrought. When he finally ended on the only word that can be written “harkovast” tears sprang from the crowds eyes. What beauty! What grace! But Gullas couldn’t breathe to describe the wonder of the diss. He collapsed on the streets from pure shame.

Gullas the townie is DEAD

Product Placement
Give Rokulily some time to write it. If there's one pain I know, then it's last minute changes before narration is due.

I stood to become the pardoner until… certain individuals thought I wasn't deserving of it.

Seventy2?? :3

Retaya
D: Oh jeez, how am I to keep up with all this?

But whatever. I choose not to vote at this time and to wait and see what happens because I don't know anyone that well exept for Harkovast and Mr. FlyingGreenMonkey

Mr. FlyingGreenMonkey was my father. You can just call me TFGM XD

i am now taking night actions!

rokulily
“Well my name is Ali G
An I’m the best on these streets!
My rhymes are so fluid
That you better be ready to get beat!
When I bust out my A game
All the ho’s cry out for me.
So you better tell your mom
That she doesn’t do it for me!
DISS.”

OOOOOH!

I AM AWESOME. I SHOULDA BEEN MAYOR, BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!


what does a pardoner do? :3

i can guess…but i have no clue.

read the rules….my guess is right.

seventy2
what does a pardoner do? :3

GROAN!

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
:3

GROAN!!!

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

Retaya
D: Oh jeez, how am I to keep up with all this?

But whatever. I choose not to vote at this time and to wait and see what happens because I don't know anyone that well exept for Harkovast and Mr. FlyingGreenMonkey

Mr. FlyingGreenMonkey was my father. You can just call me TFGM XD

Well whoops. X3 Sorry TFGM

narration

Now that's what I'm talking about.

Product Placement

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
:3

GROAN!!!

What did I do now? D: Can't we be friends now? I don't need another person gunning to kill me *sigh*


@Retaya: No prob :D Hopefully you get to have fun this game.

And other news! Retaya has a spiffy new terrified avatar.

Retaya
And other news! Retaya has a spiffy new terrified avatar.

Prettyful and terriful :3

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

Retaya
And other news! Retaya has a spiffy new terrified avatar.

Prettyful and terriful :3

Oh you're too kind.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

Product Placement

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
:3

GROAN!!!

What did I do now? D: Can't we be friends now? I don't need another person gunning to kill me *sigh*

It's because you carried the swing vote that robbed me my victory.
And don't worry. I don't have a kill power to use against you…


… yet.

Oh, I just noticed… Retaya! Welcome to not only to Mafia but to Drunk Duck! It's alotta fun here, and I hope you've been enjoying the experiance the past month! also, yes. It is indeed a fine and spiffy new avi!

HAHA… this should be interesting.

Product Placement

seventy2
what does a pardoner do? :3

GROAN!

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
:3

GROAN!!!

rokulily
Oh, I just noticed… Retaya! Welcome to not only to Mafia but to Drunk Duck! It's alotta fun here, and I hope you've been enjoying the experiance the past month! also, yes. It is indeed a fine and spiffy new avi!

Why thank you. I have in fact been having a lot of fun. And your avatar's pretty spiffy aswell, almighty Game Master. :D